XBONE can see your pen**

Don't know how old this is but Alex Jones just tweeted this. Check it out

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9DbVz5Tb0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEd9DbVz5Tb0

:lol: i really hope those lemmings zippers are locked

I'm cool with that as long as the cash rolls in.

i just... need to... type it....

Xboner

That's OK. I was planning on showing Kinect my penis anyway.

Kinect is simply verifying all of its users are lemmings by making sure the penis size is under 1 inch.

LMAO!!

What if MS record me doing the business infront of a camera?:-\ oh noes!!!

Can you really not write penis?

ouch!

Wonder what we can see when a well endowed woman is playing it.

Also I can see the usefulness in this for advertisers. Now they can see exactly which ads get the juices going. And I wonder what they are going to think when they realize a lot of gamers get boners watching my little pony cartoons?

So... the NSA is really out there to see my penis? Sheesh, and here I thought I was going to have to move my seditious revolutionary meetings at the Ritz Carlton; that's gonna save me some money.

@HoVDaHuSTLa1: Here's a little advice....... NEVER QUOTE OR SHARE ANYTHING ALEX JONES and pass it off as fact. Never.

Ive got quite a few beefs with MS, spying is not one of them. Anyone making these weak arguments must throw away any electronic device with an internet connection, camera, or mic.

I suppose it's just thread titles then.

I rarely need to reference anything phallic.

Well lets hope some dev makes use of this in their game.

"move it to the right to lean" or something.

i want them to see it.

seriously, i'm very proud.

I'm sure Kojima will in metal gear :P

Tomb Raider will automatically shut down when your bulge grows in size.

Gonna be a bit of a problem.

I want to show my beast anyway.

Dem flaps?

Show your bone to the xbone.

@HoVDaHuSTLa1: xbox show my erection

I'm 7 Inches. Sadly my Kinect did not verify my lemming status since I am infact a PC gamer.

You on the otherhand have not touched a woman, she has sadly not gotten a chance to laugh at your 2 inch erect penis.

Funny how thats the part of my post you try to deny. lmao

Japanese devs would definetly make good use of that. Kinect is on wrong console.

I have never "drugged a woman", the way you speak makes its obvious you've never been to any type of night-life event in your life......which is sad if you are over 20.

Finding a woman who is sober is literally impossible.

So you measured yourself, this means you are extremely self conscious, which means, you have never had a lady if you need to do that, or maybe a lady turned you down?

Mine on the other hand is as big as my box of little Britain in length, but length is not what gives a girl pleasure.

Why is this an issue for PS4 fanboys? Cows got no penises Lulz

My D is so large that Kinect will think im a mutant and that's my third leg.

I could really see this being a problem when there's guests over and you're showing off your system/package.

@TruthBToldShow: I agree. However Al only had the sauce, he wasn't the one who actually said it.

Are you guys really comparing your penis size on system wars? You might as well get it over with and pm each other pics.

Alex jones should never be used as a source for anything

PM sent.

What a terrible video. Not only is he using outdated information (still saying that you need to connect online every 24 hours) but it's a ridiculous concept in general. As well as that Kinect data only being viewable in that form using a PC it's also quite clear that his wang is only visible because he's wearing tight-ish jeans and it's causing a crease, i.e. you'd see it anyway without Kinect if the room were lighter. Notice how it doesn't magically see through any other part of his clothing, unless we're theorising that Kinect specifically X-Ray visions your dick now.

lol

I wouldn't want it any other way.

They are in for a BIG surprise.

wow i just saw the pic. that thing is tiny. How do you hold a relationship do you have to use toys?

Fucking hell, please stop talking.

Would be funny if anyone sent anything, but you can't rub off your virginity here.

So everyone can know that i have a tiny penis?

No thanks MS.

He said that I drug woman, please stop defending such a goon.

And then you implied that you don't drug them, rather, they're already drunk so it's OK! You're both sounding as dodgy as each other.

This is actually true. Just shows the power of Kinect, and because his penis was bulging from his pants, not because the Kinect can see through your clothes.

There is a clear outline only because his penis is bulging from his pants.

http://www.geek.com/games/yes-xbox-one-kinect-can-see-you-through-your-clothes-1576752/

What a modest man. Blames his large penis on Kinect.