Xbox 360:The only console for REAL MEN

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#1 tader-salad
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The xbox 360 is made of testosterone and win. Just look at all the manly games like halo 3, gears of war and dead rising. All of the games I've listed have manly men with manly muscles and such. I would rather play through one of Master Chiefs testosterone filled missions then go on another childish adventure with mario.If you ask me, all the other consoles don't even stand a chance in the manly factor. What does the PC have? Gordon Freeman? He is just a nerd with a gun. What does the PS3 have? Snake? he's just an old coot who should be in a retirement home. Don't even get me started on the Wii.

Fact: the 360 is the only console for REAL MEN

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#2 thrones
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Because real men enjoy watching the tight behinds of armoured steroid pumped men?
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#3 f50p90
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You can't even argue with all of the testosterone
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#4 Quofan
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The xbox 360 is made of testosterone and win. Just look at all the manly games like halo 3, gears of war and dead rising. All of the games I've listed have manly men with manly muscles and such. I would rather play through one of Master Chiefs testosterone filled missions then go on another childish adventure with mario.If you ask me, all the other consoles don't even stand a chance in the manly factor. What does the PC have? Gordon Freeman? He is just a nerd with a gun. What does the PS3 have? Snake? he's just an old coot who should be in a retirement home. Don't even get me started on the Wii.

Fact: the 360 is the only console for REAL MEN

tader-salad

Believe it or not, I actually known someone who thinks like this. They dont openly admit it, but they do act like they bought it for the violence and gore.

He also has some weird hatred of Nintendo, yet he clearly knows nothing about them. Its quite depressing that some people are that ignorant

Good joke thread btw

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#5 -wii60-
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Too much testosterone cause PE.
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#6 Lo_Rising
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another great thread.
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#7 Ze_ALEX
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lmfao, snake is an old coot who belongs in a retirement home
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#8 black_awpN1
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Somebody needs a Lady Freind.
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#9 leejohnson7
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Because real men enjoy watching the tight behinds of armoured steroid pumped men?thrones

That conveniently just got out of jail, don't forget.

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#10 KingStoph
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PS3: Snake, Drake, Ninja Guy, Killzone Guy, that guy in Resistance.

Wii: ...ummm... Captain Falcon?

So what i cant remember the names. im not the guy making a fool of himself

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#11 f50p90
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PS3: Snake, Drake, Ninja Guy, Killzone Guy, that guy in Resistance.

Wii: ...ummm... Captain Falcon?

So what i cant remember the names. im not the guy making a fool of himself

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This is a joke thread making fun of the 360s excusive Characters
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#12 Jaysonguy
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Well men do like fixing things and since the 360 breaks all the time I guess this thread makes sense

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#13 PAL360
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The xbox 360 is made of testosterone and win. Just look at all the manly games like halo 3, gears of war and dead rising. All of the games I've listed have manly men with manly muscles and such. I would rather play through one of Master Chiefs testosterone filled missions then go on another childish adventure with mario.If you ask me, all the other consoles don't even stand a chance in the manly factor. What does the PC have? Gordon Freeman? He is just a nerd with a gun. What does the PS3 have? Snake? he's just an old coot who should be in a retirement home. Don't even get me started on the Wii.

Fact: the 360 is the only console for REAL MEN

tader-salad

lool...maybe for real players

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#14 tader-salad
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Well men do like fixing things and since the 360 breaks all the time I guess this thread makes sense

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Now your thinkin like a man
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#15 jimm895
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That's kinda a strange assumption on the TC's part because the Playstation has a number of these plus some really true warrior kind of games that require a good bit of skill to get through them.
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The xbox 360 is made of testosterone and win. Just look at all the manly games like halo 3, gears of war and dead rising. All of the games I've listed have manly men with manly muscles and such. I would rather play through one of Master Chiefs testosterone filled missions then go on another childish adventure with mario.If you ask me, all the other consoles don't even stand a chance in the manly factor. What does the PC have? Gordon Freeman? He is just a nerd with a gun. What does the PS3 have? Snake? he's just an old coot who should be in a retirement home. Don't even get me started on the Wii.

Fact: the 360 is the only console for REAL MEN

tader-salad

That made me lol. Seriously though, your argument is ridiculous my friend. When it comes to what console is considered the best, games being "manly" doesn't matter. Only how much fun they give the players. That's why people have been going on "childish" journies with Mario for 20 years!

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#17 bobbetybob
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360 is the console for closet homosexuals, "OMG Master Chief is so cool I wish I was him, look at his big muscles!" "Urrm no thanks..."
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#18 Insideous_rex
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Oh, I see what you're saying....real men want to look at the rippling muscles of other men and not hot chicks jumping around and stretching their limbs in every possible direction. Gotcha!
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#19 donwoogie
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Nu-Uh! Kratos could kick MASter Chief's arse!
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#20 -TheSecondSign-
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I feel bigger just by turning it on!
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#21 pro-nathan-07
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Somebody needs a Lady Freind. black_awpN1
i agree with tc, and i have a gf :P
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#22 MattUD1
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Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.
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#24 tader-salad
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[QUOTE="thrones"]Because real men enjoy watching the tight behinds of armoured steroid pumped men?leejohnson7

That conveniently just got out of jail, don't forget.

Jail just makes them more manly, Don't you forget.
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#25 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.-TheSecondSign-

You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|
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#26 black_awpN1
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[QUOTE="leejohnson7"]

[QUOTE="thrones"]Because real men enjoy watching the tight behinds of armoured steroid pumped men?tader-salad

That conveniently just got out of jail, don't forget.

Jail just makes them more manly, Don't you forget.

yeah, It makes them more manly when there in Prison and they get a Human Booster shot by a guy named Molly. :roll:

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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.MattUD1

You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|


No it just doesn't affect girly men.

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#28 thrones
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[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.-TheSecondSign-


You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|


No it just doesn't affect girly men.

Girly men play Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.thrones


You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|


No it just doesn't affect girly men.

Girly men play Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Naked Raiden! Naked Raiden!

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#30 leejohnson7
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[QUOTE="tader-salad"][QUOTE="leejohnson7"]

[QUOTE="thrones"]Because real men enjoy watching the tight behinds of armoured steroid pumped men?black_awpN1

That conveniently just got out of jail, don't forget.

Jail just makes them more manly, Don't you forget.

yeah, It makes them more manly when there in Prison and they get a Human Booster shot by a guy named Molly. :roll:

:lol:

and they are all scared of bats by the look of things.

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#31 Lord_Pro
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IM A REAL MAN PLAY 360 THAT CATCH RROD EVERY 3 MONTHS:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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#32 Tiefster
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It's true, I built a PC because my body couldn't handle the manliness of the 360
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#33 club-sandwich
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urgh urgh xbox 360 make me manly manly man urgh urgh :x testosterone yeah give me a beer mother ****er because i'm very manly and I do manly stuff so iplay xbox 360 urgh urgh urgh :x
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#34 tader-salad
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Even the demon children on XBL are REAL MEN.
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#35 Tiefster
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Even the demon children on XBL are REAL MEN.tader-salad

:lol: Their voices only seem high pitched because they are actually so deep that normal ears can't hear it in it's true form.
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#36 MattUD1
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[QUOTE="thrones"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.-TheSecondSign-


You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|


No it just doesn't affect girly men.

Girly men play Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Naked Raiden! Naked Raiden!

I thought I hid that!
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#37 Lebron181
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Way to piss off alot of gamers. /thread
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#38 Dante2710
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The xbox 360 is made of testosterone and win. Just look at all the manly games like halo 3, gears of war and dead rising. All of the games I've listed have manly men with manly muscles and such. I would rather play through one of Master Chiefs testosterone filled missions then go on another childish adventure with mario.If you ask me, all the other consoles don't even stand a chance in the manly factor. What does the PC have? Gordon Freeman? He is just a nerd with a gun. What does the PS3 have? Snake? he's just an old coot who should be in a retirement home. Don't even get me started on the Wii.

Fact: the 360 is the only console for REAL MEN

tader-salad

fakeboy much?

im bored.....so im gonna add this....so sheep love a guy wearing a green skirt, a silly hat and a plastic sword......and thats not it......his companion is a fairy!!!!1 for crying out loud

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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.MattUD1

You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|

i believe thats called RROD syndrome
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#40 6matt6
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FACT: nothing more annoying than a nintendo fan making yet ANOTHER sarcastic 'manly/gorey/mature' games thread.
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#43 Bubblehash
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The xbox 360 is made of testosterone and win. Just look at all the manly games like halo 3, gears of war and dead rising. All of the games I've listed have manly men with manly muscles and such. I would rather play through one of Master Chiefs testosterone filled missions then go on another childish adventure with mario.If you ask me, all the other consoles don't even stand a chance in the manly factor. What does the PC have? Gordon Freeman? He is just a nerd with a gun. What does the PS3 have? Snake? he's just an old coot who should be in a retirement home. Don't even get me started on the Wii.

Fact: the 360 is the only console for REAL MEN

tader-salad

So in otherwords, what you are saying is. You didn't feel like a "real man" until you bought a 360. And now that you have one, you feel like a "real man".

Sorry, but a "real man" doesn't need a gaming system to feel like a "real man".

P.S. Stop trying to pass your opinion off as fact. All that leads to is you=fail.

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#44 Tiefster
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:lol: @ people taking TC seriously.
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#46 thrones
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People, this guy has a point. Only 18 million people are real men, as you must have a 360 to become a man.
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[QUOTE="thrones"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="MattUD1"]Yeah uh... usually opinions aren't wrong. This is an exception.-TheSecondSign-


You're just jealous because all that manliness has caused his penis to become waay bigger than yours.

That's funny... because when I turn on my 360 nothing happens. I'm so chock full of manliness it has no effect on me... :|


No it just doesn't affect girly men.

Girly men play Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Naked Raiden! Naked Raiden!

dont remind me of that bit of the game!

I dont see why the devs that made MGS2 thought that we had to see that guy in the nude...

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#48 Bubblehash
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[QUOTE="leejohnson7"]

[QUOTE="thrones"]Because real men enjoy watching the tight behinds of armoured steroid pumped men?tader-salad

That conveniently just got out of jail, don't forget.

Jail just makes them more manly, Don't you forget.

Ok ignore my first post. I didn't realize it was a joke. Now I do.

My favorite are the tards the get out of prison and think they are tuff because they served time in the joint.

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#49 tader-salad
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Seriously, what do ps3 and pc have to combat the 360's hormone filled game library? LBP?:lol:
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#50 casey133
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I'm an amature cage fighter with a wife and son but own a PS3.

Would the 360 make me a real man as well?