Xbox One F, most powerfull console ever made, again

I just started looking threw one of my gameinformer mags and came across a artical "Microsoft Announces Xbox One F." In the artical it states

"a console that features a $899 price point, along with a modest 8-percent increase in processing speed over the Xbox One X. The added horsepower gets us to 5k visuals. Absolutely no televisions support that resolution - that's how ahead of the curve we are."

What is that artical about? A quick google search didnt show anything.

April fools edition?

@Zero_epyon: idk. Is there a lot false info on that edition?

I just looked and it is the April edition. I have a few editions laying around that i havent had a chance to look at yet.

Lol who'd named their upgraded console "F".

Not saying bullshit but its bullshit

April issue of magazine = April fools joke

Sounds like satire to me.

Are you that dense? It’s a satirical article lol

It was part of the "parody" section of GameInformer's April issue. Did you even pay attention?

Lol, doesn't surprise me that some people would fall for this.

Haha someone fell for that.

Xbox One Fool, as in April Fool.

Happens to the best of us OP. :P

*artical

What?

smh

???

@Black96Z:

LMAO................

@hrt_rulz01: well, TC googled for it ....

Lol...

My suggestion is that MS makes their next console SexBoxOne.

SexBoxOne is a console that is both a sexbot, and a console, at the same time! So, lonely xbone fanboys can then both play with their xbone, and sleep with it!

One month late dude :p

Although fake it would be the most acceptable name, the XBOX one F(lop)

^^ This

Wow, how amazingly clever... you must be very intelligent.

Vega 20 looking good .... Titan XP/Titan V performance is a bit late.

I'm going in balls deep fool

TC spelled it "artical" :P

lol could you imagine, spending $900 on something which just plays games.

They should have called it

Xbox Master Race Edition.

The F stands for "F*** you" from MS to its fans

@hrt_rulz01 said:

@APiranhaAteMyVa said:

Although fake it would be the most acceptable name, the XBOX one F(lop)

Wow, how amazingly clever... you must be very intelligent.

Getting emotionally damaged and quick to defend your console of choice, rather than accepting the topic for what it is (a joke) is a clear sign of fanboyism. Maybe just laugh along with them; you might just have a better time then.

@toonlonk said:

@hrt_rulz01 said:

@APiranhaAteMyVa said:

Although fake it would be the most acceptable name, the XBOX one F(lop)

Wow, how amazingly clever... you must be very intelligent.

Getting emotionally damaged and quick to defend your console of choice, rather than accepting the topic for what it is (a joke) is a clear sign of fanboyism. Maybe just laugh along with them; you might just have a better time then.

Lol, I'm constantly laughing at cows... believe me.

consolites would still pay that price and then complain that pc gaming is too expensive

@joshrmeyer: Press F because this console is DOA.

You wanna buy a bridge in Brooklyn, NYC?

Interesting topic

Thought I read about that as well in the April edition

I think paying that much for a console is way too much.

How many more systems do you have to make, MS.

Checking up on this now

@APiranhaAteMyVa: Hahahahaha....that's HYSTERICAL!

Oh wait...it isn't.

? Who says they aren’t already sleeping with their Xbones? The way some lems selflessly defend Xbone around here you know there’s something going on between them and their Xbones.

I surprised nobody called it the Xbox One Failed yet? I would like to see a link or a picture of the article? By the way I am an Xbox One gamer.

@jofoloco: Do not bumb old threads