You know you play too much.....(possible SPOILERS)

ZELDA:

When you jump off the Grand Canyon with a chicken on your head

You jump off the Empire State Building with a leaf on your head

You see a blonde girl at your school and yell "Zelda!"

MARIO:

When you eat a mushroom and expect to grow 15 ft. tall

You jump at your local museum's dinosaur's skeleton's back

Metal Gear:

When you think this country is run by the Patriots

You think that Metal Gear does exists

You think that saying the Patriots will come out as "La-Lo-Li-Le-Lu"

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ZELDA:

When you jump off the Grand Canyon with a chicken on your head

You jump off the Empire State Building with a leaf on your head

You see a blonde girl at your school and yell "Zelda!"

MARIO:

When you eat a mushroom and expect to grow 15 ft. tall

Metal Gear:

When you think this country is run by the Patriots

You think that Metal Gear does exists

Continue on

magiciandude

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ZELDA:

When you jump off the Grand Canyon with a chicken on your head

You jump off the Empire State Building with a leaf on your head

You see a blonde girl at your school and yell "Zelda!"

MARIO:

When you eat a mushroom and expect to grow 15 ft. tall

Metal Gear:

When you think this country is run by the Patriots

You think that Metal Gear does exists

Continue on

Trading_Zoner

First one was alright, the second, not so much. :P

[QUOTE="Trading_Zoner"][QUOTE="magiciandude"]

ZELDA:

When you jump off the Grand Canyon with a chicken on your head

You jump off the Empire State Building with a leaf on your head

You see a blonde girl at your school and yell "Zelda!"

MARIO:

When you eat a mushroom and expect to grow 15 ft. tall

Metal Gear:

When you think this country is run by the Patriots

You think that Metal Gear does exists

Continue on

magiciandude

First one was alright, the second, not so much. :P

You would get it if you read about Jack Thompson.

He's this crazy lawyer who hates violent video games, but more importantly video gamers.
Trading_Zoner

I know who Thompson is. He's that douchebag.

• When you think it's OK to hit other cars and watch them blow up.
• When you think if you crash your car it will be repaired automatically and you will continue driving.
• You think your car contains a crash breaker.

• When you dress up like a bandit and steal a plane from your local hangar.
• When you buy a sword and go out and kill animals...I mean, monsters.
• When you ask people to join your party.
  

you know youve played too much prince of persia when:


You think you can run up and across walls with great ease.
Not worry about dying because you think you could reverse time.


You know youve played too much halo when.....


You attempt to T-Bag any friend you see lying on the floor mouth up.
snakeofsolid

you know youve played too much prince of persia when:


You think you can run up and across walls with great ease.
Not worry about dying because you think you could reverse time.


You know youve played too much halo when.....


You attempt to T-Bag any friend you see lying on the floor mouth up.
snakeofsolid

You know you play to much GOLDENEYE when you...

Think you can run faster sideways than forward.

When you refuse to believe humans can see their legs.

You play too much Dead Rising when you give orange juice to your friend who is sick.

You play too much Gears of War when you say "Oh that smells bad.. what are these guys made of... s***?" after taking a dump in your toilet.

You know you play to much Metroid when...

you only enter your car through your sunroof.

When you level up after a fight. When you wavedash to avoid a blow. When you slap the grimlock. Jrob2k6

GTA

You've played too much of gta when.....

- when you pass a police car,you look up to the right too see if you have any stars

-when you think a car will blow up if it flips upside down

-when you drive through a car wash , thinking your car will change colors.

- when you try to pull 7 different guns out in mid air

- when you drive around looking for floating hidden packages

- thinking you can "score" with a chick  , just by downloading a mod .

when the clerk at the shoe store asks you what size shoe you want ,...... and you say .....level 12 .ChocolatePimp

You know you play to much Metroid when...

you only enter your car through your sunroof.

MIYAMOTOnext007

- When you realise the walls of your house have great graphics (happened to me)

- When you're impressed at the amount of interactivity and physics with your environment (also happened to me lol)

- When you realise the walls of your house have great graphics (happened to me)

- When you're impressed at the amount of interactivity and physics with your environment (also happened to me lol)

Timesplitter14

You know you played to much Legend of Zelda

- when you attack Chickens and expect them to chase and attack you back

- when you put on a Blue Tunic and think you can breathe underwater

- when you play an ocarina and expect to be warped somewhere

Dead Rising:

When you being taking things from random stores that could be used against zombies.

When you try to convince people to go to the security room with you because it's safe.

When you begin harming innocent people who are walking around in a mall. Because you think they're zombies.

When you grow an unrational fear of bees.

When you capture bees in bottles and store them for when you think zombies will take over.

When you attack clowns thinking it's better that you attack them than they attack you.

When you don't trust people from the military.