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#1 HoldThePhone
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You know you should switch review sites when...

  • The only bad things they can say about Assassin's Creed are; "confusing ending, a few small visual glitches." (GAMESPOT)
  • They dock Shadow of the Colosuss because it lacks a story. (PSX EXTREME)
  • A platformer gets docked because it has "too much variety." (GAMESPOT)
  • Folklore becomes a AAAE (IGN)
  • Journalists come into system wars to defend their own written reviews (GAMESPOT)
  • It gives Lair AAA. (Play Magazine, AceGamez)
  • The reviews of big titles come 3 weeks late. (GAMESPOT)
  • It feel Crisis Core deserves a 40% or below (G4 XPLAY, GameCritics)
  • Killzone is AAAA (AceGamez)

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Metroid Prime 3 nuff' said.
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ICO and Shadow of the Colossus reviews on this site confuse me. lol and GamersTM when they review pretty much every PS3 game, haha.
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#4 Rodneythepom
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Im seeing alot of Gamespot here...oh wait....a...second....
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And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.
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#6 HoldThePhone
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And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.BioShockOwnz
Yeah, videos are your best friend IMO.
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#7 Delsage
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And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.BioShockOwnz
What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game.
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#8 HoldThePhone
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.Delsage
What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game.

Most single player games can be easily completed in a rental -- these days at least
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They dock points on crysis for being to nonlinear and having areas that are to big(xplay)
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.Delsage
What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game.

6-8 hour games can be completed in a week, even by the busiest of people. Game an hour or so a night, and there ya go.

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#11 Delsage
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[QUOTE="Delsage"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.HoldThePhone
What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game.

Most single player games can be easily completed in a rental -- these days at least

For me to get everything in Kingdom Hearts it took well over 30 hours, which is really good for a single player and indeed worth a buy and not a rent. However now games like Heavenly Sword could be rented, however if it gets to be 20 or 30 dollars I will go buy it non the less.
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[QUOTE="Delsage"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.BioShockOwnz

What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game.

6-8 hour games can be completed in a week, even by the busiest of people. Game an hour or so a night, and there ya go.

i beat them in 1 day>_>
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#13 BioShockOwnz
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Delsage"] What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game. shadow_hosi

6-8 hour games can be completed in a week, even by the busiest of people. Game an hour or so a night, and there ya go.

i beat them in 1 day>_>

I could do that, but I can't/. I get a little too spastic if I try to sit and play a game for long periods. :P

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[QUOTE="Delsage"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.BioShockOwnz

What if you rent it and find that you like it, then buy the game and find out the rest of it stinks? Well, that is why I read reviews at least. Although I am glad that I didn't read the Kingdom Hearts review on Gamespot before buying it, or I might of missed out on an awesome game.

6-8 hour games can be completed in a week, even by the busiest of people. Game an hour or so a night, and there ya go.

Took my 2 weeks to beat Mirror's Edge. I only got to play it like 2-3 days each week so I had to play it fast. So many times I died...god damn that game drove me insane.

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... when the US team of IGN gives Football Manager 2009 a 2.0, and the UK team gives the same game a 9.1
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#16 HoldThePhone
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[QUOTE="pretzelmeister"]... when the US team of IGN gives Football Manager 2009 a 2, and the UK team gives the same game a 9.1 (I'm not sure if it was exactly a 2, but it was close to that)

really!?
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[QUOTE="pretzelmeister"]... when the US team of IGN gives Football Manager 2009 a 2, and the UK team gives the same game a 9.1 (I'm not sure if it was exactly a 2, but it was close to that)

i think thats mostly because the US in general dosent appreciate soccer in any way shape or form. i find it enjoyable to play. i watched it during the olympics but that's about it. i hear alot of good about the game tho.
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[QUOTE="pretzelmeister"]... when the US team of IGN gives Football Manager 2009 a 2, and the UK team gives the same game a 9.1 (I'm not sure if it was exactly a 2, but it was close to that)HoldThePhone
really!?

Yes, but now I can't seem to find the US team's review. They may have taken it down after so many people complained. The 9.1 review is still there. http://au.pc.ign.com/objects/142/14270939.html

If you read all the reader reviews they show their utter digust at IGN's 7.1 point difference

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[QUOTE="pretzelmeister"]... when the US team of IGN gives Football Manager 2009 a 2, and the UK team gives the same game a 9.1 (I'm not sure if it was exactly a 2, but it was close to that)shadow_hosi
i think thats mostly because the US in general dosent appreciate soccer in any way shape or form. i find it enjoyable to play. i watched it during the olympics but that's about it. i hear alot of good about the game tho.

I see your point, but don't you think something is wrong when there is a variation of 7 points? I know it may be a love it or hate it game, but the fact Americans don't like Soccer, or the fact it's too in depth doesn't seem to warrant such a score difference IMO

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The reviewer believes an RPG should support Miis (Gamespot)

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#21 HoldThePhone
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The reviewer believes an RPG should support Miis (Gamespot)

freek666
oh my...
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#22 death919
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When Jade Empire gets a 9.9 and so much praise that you could tell they wanted to give it a 10, and then it doesn't win Game of the Year, it doesn't win Xbox game of the year, heck it doesn't even get an honorable mention in RPG of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[QUOTE="HoldThePhone"][QUOTE="pretzelmeister"]... when the US team of IGN gives Football Manager 2009 a 2, and the UK team gives the same game a 9.1 (I'm not sure if it was exactly a 2, but it was close to that)pretzelmeister

really!?

Yes, but now I can't seem to find the US team's review. They may have taken it down after so many people complained. The 9.1 review is still there. http://au.pc.ign.com/objects/142/14270939.html

If you read all the reader reviews they show their utter digust at IGN's 7.1 point difference

They took it down and issued an apology for getting it so incredibly wrong.
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#24 I_Helios_I
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And this is why none of you should take any other peoples reviews or opinions seriously. Your opinion is all that should matter to you, and to get an educated one, you have to play the games you're interested in. If you can't afford to gamble with $60, then rent it out for a week, and see how you feel about it.BioShockOwnz
I agree, reviews are only summarys of what to expect from the end product. A lot of people fail to understand that 5.0 means AVERAGE! Not horrible or bad but AVERAGE. I mean we do argue about AAA's and flops in system wars but if a game scores a 7.0-8.0 that doesn't make it bad it just makes it good but not living up to the hype you throw behind it.
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You give a game to someone who has only played FIFA and PES and expect them to write a fair review for it... then don't read it before posting it.
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They dock points on crysis for being to nonlinear and having areas that are to big(xplay)shadow_hosi

They seriously wrote that? Wow... That's exactly what the game was lacking.
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They dock games for being too hard/easy (EVERYONE)
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When you don't like the reviews anymore perhaps?
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  • It feel Crisis Core deserves a 40% or below (G4 XPLAY, GameCritics)

HoldThePhone

I agree with G4 on this one.

Crisis Core have had to be one of the most disappointing games I've played all year. What a pathetic RPG. Why is it even a game? Theres almost no gameplay, and the only interesting aspect are the plot holes covered from FFVII.

Did I say theres no gameplay? None, just mindless button mashing. Take everything you love about FFVII: exploration, characters, magic, limit breaks, chocobo raising, materia, mini-games, airships. Add a dumbed down story with a slot machine and you're left with a game thats supposed to be AAA? Good to see GS caught in the hype again :roll:

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#30 dr_jashugan
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TC, you forgot:

When a site FIRES a reviewer cause he gave a LOW score for a game that was advertised on the same site. 8)
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#31 vashkey
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When your favorite game doesnt get a higher score than Halo or GTA! Boo Hoo!!
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#32 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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They rate Lair higher than Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and No More Heroes. (Game Informer) They write a terrible, inaccurate, WORST REVIEW IN HISTORY of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn. (GameSpot, Game Informer, IGN) They rate a game in accordance to a different genre than it is in. (IGN) They think Wii Music deserves an A-. (1Up) They have an opinion that doesn't agree with mine. (Every review site on the planet)
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So, when you disagree with a review?
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they R&C:TOD a 7.5 (GAMESPOT)

they give sanit rows 2 a 5 and resis 2 a 6. (EDGE)

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The reviewer believes an RPG should support Miis (Gamespot)

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Thank God someone agrees with me on the Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn review. There were SO MANY PROBLEMS in that review.
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#36 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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[QUOTE="freek666"]

The reviewer believes an RPG should support Miis (Gamespot)

HoldThePhone

oh my...

Am I the only one on Gamespot whom felt that the criticism in the Radiant Dawn review was actually justified?I'm not saying the numerical score itself was spot-on, but it did bring up some good points.

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Except crisis core deserves a 40% or lower score...it wasn't a good game.
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[QUOTE="HoldThePhone"]
  • It feel Crisis Core deserves a 40% or below (G4 XPLAY, GameCritics)

Blue-Sky

I agree with G4 on this one.

Crisis Core have had to be one of the most disappointing games I've played all year. What a pathetic RPG. Why is it even a game? Theres almost no gameplay, and the only interesting aspect are the plot holes covered from FFVII.

Did I say theres no gameplay? None, just mindless button mashing. Take everything you love about FFVII: exploration, characters, magic, limit breaks, chocobo raising, materia, mini-games, airships. Add a dumbed down story with a slot machine and you're left with a game thats supposed to be AAA? Good to see GS caught in the hype again :roll:

*sighs*

even i agree crisis core isnt that great... it isnt even that good...

i mean, it strayed away too much from the formula that made it FFVII, the gameplay was almost non-existent, the environment was dull and the only reason why people would buy the game is that they played FFVII, and nostalgia feels nice... :?

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...The reviewer gives Zelda TP a 8.9 for being "too much of the same thing", but then gives Halo 3 a 9.5 (Gamespot)
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...they give GTA4 a 10.
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Lost Winds: 5.5 (Gamespot)
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#42 Silenthps
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Metroid Prime 3 nuff' said.starmetroid
amen! They dock points for having controls that are too good. (gamespot)
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[QUOTE="shadow_hosi"]They dock points on crysis for being to nonlinear and having areas that are to big(xplay)Faber_Fighter

They seriously wrote that? Wow... That's exactly what the game was lacking.

it had plenty of it, you just had to look outside the box for it :P
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Let's not forget, high end gaming PC's cost 4000 dollars. Think G4 said that.
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#45 crazymaghie123
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When a site gives Team Fortress 2 an 8.5 :)
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#46 shadow_hosi
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Let's not forget, high end gaming PC's cost 4000 dollars. Think G4 said that.DragonfireXZ95
g4 also scored oblivion low and said it 'wasn't worth playing' after doing only the tutorial dungeon.
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[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"]Let's not forget, high end gaming PC's cost 4000 dollars. Think G4 said that.shadow_hosi
g4 also scored oblivion low and said it 'wasn't worth playing' after doing only the tutorial dungeon.



I remember that on Attack of the Show. They played the beginning and then said "this isn't worth your money, skip it!"

And then like an hour later the 9.6 reviews started rolling in. They must have felt incredibly dumb.
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#48 Leejjohno
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TC, you forgot:

When a site FIRES a reviewer cause he gave a LOW score for a game that was advertised on the same site. 8)
dr_jashugan

We don't know why he was fired. It may have been his informal tone.