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#1 Swift_Boss_A
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You know what I'm getting at ;) I'll start.

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You know you're an RPG fan when you go out for a walk and randomly get into various fights along the way.

You knowyou're have been on System wars too long when you use the words Lemming, Sheep & Cow in every day life.

You know you've played too much MGS4when you hide in a box to avoid getting caught

You knowyou're a fan-boy when you dislike your friend because he owns a system you hate.

You know you've played too much RE4 when you use the phrases the Ganados use when you get angry.

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anyone can do better then just post them in for everyone to see ;D

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#2 V_Isle
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*you're
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#3 Always-Honest
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-you know you've played too much Mass Effect when you walk outside and put you're clothes on ten seconds later.. (textures for the noobs)

-You know you've played too much Assassins Creed when you dive headfirst from the empire state building to catch a cab..

-You know you've played too much Galaxy when you Butt Stomb you're little brother

-You know you've played too much Bioshock when you ask people: "would you kindly..." and then hit them with a crow bar.

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#4 kaos-hero
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You know you're a cow when you don't have a single AAA game after a full year, you have crappy online, you have crappy ports, you are milked beyond your dreams, and you WAIT. :lol:

Crazy Cows. The laughing stock of System Wars.
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#5 Always-Honest
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-You Know you've played too much Forza2 when you start painting jaggies on you're car because you think it's more real...

-You know you've played too much Zelda when you start Boomeranging for Groceries

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#6 Always-Honest
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- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

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#7 Blue-Sky
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- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest

:lol:

You Win this thread, congradulations...

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- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest

lol

wait, but what's with the helicopter flight? Am I being dense?

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#9 boyinfridge
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you know you have played too much Halo3 when you think you can jump as high as a bus while shoutingFrick you NOOOOOOB! and not get punched in the face.
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#10 Always-Honest
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[QUOTE="Always-Honest"]

- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Jandurin

lol

wait, but what's with the helicopter flight? Am I being dense?

it's LOUD.

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="Always-Honest"]

- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest

lol

wait, but what's with the helicopter flight? Am I being dense?

it's LOUD.

I get that. Why is that associated with Lemmings? They keep doing it wrong?
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- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest
:lol:WOW that was funny. I love the sheep one.
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[QUOTE="Always-Honest"][QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="Always-Honest"]

- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Jandurin

lol

wait, but what's with the helicopter flight? Am I being dense?

it's LOUD.

I get that. Why is that associated with Lemmings? They keep doing it wrong?

BECAUSE THE 360 IS LOUD>
IT MAKES ALOT OF NOISE

ITS LOUDER THAN A CHOPPER. HAHA HAHAHAHA

Yes you are dense, and yes i am kidding and not trying to undermine you and just having a good time, how is your morning going good sir?
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#14 jg4xchamp
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You know when you played to much Gears of War when you randomly run up to concrete walls and duck down and hide behind them

You know you played to much assassins creed when you are to scared to go in the pool because your scared you are gonna die

You know you played to much Resident Evil 4 when you honestly have to ask your friends spanish fiance what Coherno Means(i really did that, and she still hasnt told me, what a itchbay)
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Yes you are dense, and yes i am kidding and not trying to undermine you and just having a good time, how is your morning going good sir?jg4xchamp
lol, but I don't try to enjoy silence when I turn on my 360 :o

My morning is going both well and unwell, hopefully by the end of the day, it will be wholly positive.

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You know you're a cow when you don't have a single AAA game after a full year, you have crappy online, you have crappy ports, you are milked beyond your dreams, and you WAIT. :lol:

Crazy Cows. The laughing stock of System Wars.
kaos-hero

:|

Onlines not crappy, Ports arent crappy anymore. Lems are the ones getting milked by paying for everything.

lol lem logic.

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#17 Swift_Boss_A
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You know your a lemming when you are on your 3rd 360 due to RROD and still assume it was a good purchase.

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#18 Taalon
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[QUOTE="kaos-hero"]You know you're a cow when you don't have a single AAA game after a full year, you have crappy online, you have crappy ports, you are milked beyond your dreams, and you WAIT. :lol:

Crazy Cows. The laughing stock of System Wars.
mike2444

:|

Onlines not crappy, Ports arent crappy anymore. Lems are the ones getting milked by paying for everything.

lol lem logic.



Yes, he is a major lemming.
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You know your a lemming when you are on your 3rd 360 due to RROD and still assume it was a good purchase.Swift_Boss_A
because your games don't work after you get to your third 360. Have to rebuy them all, amirite?
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- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest

I actually spit my coffee out when I read this one,

Very Nice.

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You know you're a fanboy when exclusives matter more to you than multiplats.

You know you're a System Warrior when you care about Flops and Hype.

You know you're a dumbass when you get heated when arguing about video games.

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[QUOTE="Always-Honest"]

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

cosmostein77

I actually spit my coffee out when I read this one,

Very Nice.

Does the ugly chick come with a Wii remote? :o
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#23 tbone802
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You know you're a cow when you can play all of your exclusives in the amount of time it takes to beat Mass Effect once.
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#24 Hoobinator
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You know you're a hermit when you'd rather starve than miss out on the next NVidia refresh of GPU's.
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You know you're a cow when you don't have a single AAA game after a full year, you have crappy online, you have crappy ports, you are milked beyond your dreams, and you WAIT. :lol:

Crazy Cows. The laughing stock of System Wars.
kaos-hero

you didn't have to do that, im a lemming and even i know that was harsh. You're making yourself out to be a fanboy.

but on topic, you know you've been playing wii too long if you think you can hit a homer with the flick of your wrist

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but on topic, you know you've been playing wii too long if you think you can hit a homer with the flick of your wristMunkeySpunk69

:lol:

But coach, that worked in my training sim!

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#27 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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You know you are a certain cow when you start making fun of Jandurin.
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#28 Swift_Boss_A
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You know you console is in trouble when it's failure rate becomes gamings pop culture.

You know you have bought PS3 too early when all you can say is just wait

You know the Wii is kiddy when 3rd party developers don't take it seriously

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#29 MunkeySpunk69
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[QUOTE="MunkeySpunk69"]but on topic, you know you've been playing wii too long if you think you can hit a homer with the flick of your wristJandurin

:lol:

But coach, that worked in my training sim!

:P

don't worry coach, im going on a 30 home run streak

after striking out

he did'nt throw it right, it's gotta go slower

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#30 Always-Honest
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- you know you suck at mass effect when your squad members start pointing you where to take cover...

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You know you are a certain cow when you start making fun of Jandurin.VGobbsesser
heh. I think he's asleep. :P

You know you're obsessed when you beat Twilight Princess in under 7 hours. :o

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you know youve played too much halo 3 too much when your at a funeral and you tea bag the deceased
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You know you're terrible at games when you can't beat Twilight Princess under seven hours.

Come on,Jandurin.Everybody can beat Twilight Princess that fast.:roll::P

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#34 linkin_guy109
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sorry for the double post

you know your not the smartest when you claim you can walk in the opposite direction by doing a 360 

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You know you're good looking when girls are looking at you left and right and your girlfriend is getting jealous about it. Unless you knew that already :lol:
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#36 Lonelynight
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You know you post to much on system wars when you have over 10k post and have a username Lonelynight
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- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest

AAA :lol:

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#38 Always-Honest
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you know you've played too much portal when you start running in to walls...
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you know youve played too much halo 3 too much when your at a funeral and you tea bag the deceasedlinkin_guy109

:lol: Very good.

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nice sig TC;)
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#41 Swift_Boss_A
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nice sig TC;)Mad_Rhetoric

I thought you'd like it, I made it especially for you ;)

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#42 legend26
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- You Know you're a Cow, when you are sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus and you don't get in when it arives, but you wait for the next one....

- You know you're a Lemming when you go for a helicopter flight to enjoy the silence...

- you know you're a Sheep when you start dating ugly chicks and think that's more fun.

Always-Honest
U= epic win:lol:!!!
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You know you're terrible at games when you can't beat Twilight Princess under seven hours.

Come on,Jandurin.Everybody can beat Twilight Princess that fast.:roll::P

VGobbsesser

You mean first time through, right? Cause I beat TP in about 11 hours, it was my second playthrough though. 7 hours is no doubt possible.

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You know you post to much on system wars when you have over 10k post and have a username LonelynightLonelynight

:lol:

You know you're an idiot when you think you're already a rock star after finishing all the songs with 5 stars in difficulty EASY in Guitar Hero III

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you know your a halo fan when you expect your view to zoom out everytime you get in a car.
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You know you've played too much Wii Sports Tennis, when you think you will move automaticly in a real game of tennis.

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you wait a few minutes and think carefully before responding in a conversation
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[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]You know you post to much on system wars when you have over 10k post and have a username Lonelynightalexin_05

:lol:

You know you'rean idiotwhen you think you're already a rock star afterfinishing all the songs with 5 stars in difficultyEASY in Guitar Hero III

Lmao my friend thought he should start playing guitar after he could play that Dragonforce song on Hard, and being addicted to GH3 in general. :roll: people these days.
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#48 alexin_05
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[QUOTE="alexin_05"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]You know you post to much on system wars when you have over 10k post and have a username LonelynightFrozenLiquid

:lol:

You know you'rean idiotwhen you think you're already a rock star afterfinishing all the songs with 5 stars in difficultyEASY in Guitar Hero III

Lmao my friend thought he should start playing guitar after he could play that Dragonforce song on Hard, and being addicted to GH3 in general. :roll: people these days.

lol, a friend of mine thought he should start playing the guitar after finishing Through the Fire and Flames with 5 stars in EASY mode.

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#49 alexin_05
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[QUOTE="VGobbsesser"]

You know you're terrible at games when you can't beat Twilight Princess under seven hours.

Come on,Jandurin.Everybody can beat Twilight Princess that fast.:roll::P

z_gaming_master

You mean first time through, right? Cause I beat TP in about 11 hours, it was my second playthrough though. 7 hours is no doubt possible.

lol I beat TP in 72 hours

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#50 FrozenLiquid
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[QUOTE="FrozenLiquid"][QUOTE="alexin_05"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]You know you post to much on system wars when you have over 10k post and have a username Lonelynightalexin_05

:lol:

You know you'rean idiotwhen you think you're already a rock star afterfinishing all the songs with 5 stars in difficultyEASY in Guitar Hero III

Lmao my friend thought he should start playing guitar after he could play that Dragonforce song on Hard, and being addicted to GH3 in general. :roll: people these days.

lol, a friend of mine thought he should start playing the guitar after finishing Through the Fire and Flames with 5 stars in EASY mode.

:lol: I started and did pretty well on Medium on that one. But I heard even Herman Li can't play as well as he does on track when he plays live. But man some people are hilarious. Those with a sudden inspiration to play guitar after playing GH is about as funny as people playing Dance Dance Revolution Extreme Fun 2 and realizing they have 'untapped potential' to dance :lol: