You Might Be A System Wars Addict if

If you get an 88 on a test, and claim your grade is AA, but you flopped cos your mother hyped AAA.

If see President Bush on TV talking about the war on terror, and you dismiss it as "damage control."

If you hype a rival systems game AAA in a poll thread, just so you can claim ownage.

If get all your gaming "news" from the SW forum, and your rumours from credible websites.

If no matter how much you support a system, you secretly want to play one game on the rivals.

If you ever posted a thread with (56k DIE DIE) or (56k PWNAGE)

If have one gamespot account for posting, and one for trolling

If you've ever been suspended for QFT or Damage Control

If you threaten bodily harm to yourself over a games hype (mastercharged)

You might be a System Wars addict.

add your own, in the style of the "you might be a redneck" joke. 

If you get an 88 on a test, and claim your grade is AA, but you flopped cos your mother hyped AAA.

If see President Bush on TV talking about the war on terror, and you dismiss it as "damage control."

If you hype a rival systems game AAA in a poll thread, just so you can claim ownage.

If get all your gaming "news" from the SW forum, and your rumours from credible websites.

If no matter how much you support a system, you secretly want to play one game on the rivals.

If you ever posted a thread with (56k DIE DIE) or (56k PWNAGE)

If have one gamespot account for posting, and one for trolling

If you've ever been suspended for QFT or Damage Control

If you threaten bodily harm to yourself over a games hype (mastercharged)

 

You might be a System Wars addict.

 

add your own, in the style of the "you might be a redneck" joke. 

rocktimusprime

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If you get an 88 on a test, and claim your grade is AA, but you flopped cos your mother hyped AAA.

If see President Bush on TV talking about the war on terror, and you dismiss it as "damage control."

If you hype a rival systems game AAA in a poll thread, just so you can claim ownage.

If get all your gaming "news" from the SW forum, and your rumours from credible websites.

If no matter how much you support a system, you secretly want to play one game on the rivals.

If you ever posted a thread with (56k DIE DIE) or (56k PWNAGE)

If have one gamespot account for posting, and one for trolling

If you've ever been suspended for QFT or Damage Control

If you threaten bodily harm to yourself over a games hype (mastercharged)

You might be a System Wars addict.

add your own, in the style of the "you might be a redneck" joke.

Happyphilter

You've joined a System Wars gang (i.e. GC-Unit).

You've engaged in fakeboy activities (created alternate accounts embracing things you don't in real life to undermine legitimate fans, posting fake rumors).

You've created a thread that went over 10 pages.

You don't believe Manticores or multiple system players as everyone has a logical preference in the system they've played or enjoyed most.

You debated someone back and forth methodically picking out their sentences and turning it around until one of your wits' end.

You mentally ignore threads and posts about the opposing system or games you don't care for in an effort to bury them.

You've been banned from GameSpot for moderations.

Parting words: Bury extraneous features and keep games at the front.

If your do an assignment at school "1000 way to bash a competitors product"

If you publish an article "Damage control at its finest"

When your friend buys a different console to you, someone says somthing negatice about it and you scream "TC/S/LHBO !!"
choasgod