Zero Punctuation: Halo 3!

Lol look at what he says about Halo 3, it is so true! Here

"Maybe Microsoft was standing behind reviewers and jabbing dopomine into them."

"The lighting constantly vomites brightly colored bloom into your face."

"Inconsistent"

"If you wanted me to sum up Halo 3 in one word it would be schizophrenic."

"NPC's are pants on head retarded."

Haha, nice

It's a great game though IMO. Like it or not, it's sold a staggering amount

Go play Killzone. :lol:

EDIT: Even better go play Haze.:shock: :o :lol:

Lol look at what he says about Halo 3, it is so true! Here

"Maybe Microsoft was standing behind reviewers and jabbing dopomine into them."

"The lighting constantly vomites brightly colored bloom into your face."

"Inconsistent"

"If you wanted me to sum up Halo 3 in one word it would be schizophrenic."

"NPC's are pants on head retarded."

Shortbob

damage control from the MGS4 Zero puncuation i see...sad

Damage control from the MGS4 review. :lol: Oh boy...

Go play MGS4 and stop posting old reviews.

While I wouldn't put my criticisms in those words, I agree. The singleplayer campaign is erratic, in terms of pacing, difficulty, and quality.

Luckily, the multiplayer is fantastic, especially online. Yahtzee didn't try that out. As a singleplayer-only criticism, I think what he says is valid.

Of course, this review is over half a year old. Why are you bringing it up now?

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Lol look at what he says about Halo 3, it is so true! Here

"Maybe Microsoft was standing behind reviewers and jabbing dopomine into them."

"The lighting constantly vomites brightly colored bloom into your face."

"Inconsistent"

"If you wanted me to sum up Halo 3 in one word it would be schizophrenic."

"NPC's are pants on head retarded."

Pinkyimp

damage control from the MGS4 Zero puncuation i see...sad

Very very sad indeed.

What's the point of this? It's been almost 10 moths since that was uploaded.justforlotr2004

Probably retaliation to the MGS4 review at zero punctuation:lol:

[QUOTE="justforlotr2004"]What's the point of this? It's been almost 10 moths since that was uploaded.GazzaB

Probably retaliation to the MGS4 review at zero punctuation:lol:

I know, but its a pretty horrible atempt at retaliation. If he agree's with the Halo 3 review then hes got to agree to the MGS 4 review. Pretty bad choice in damage control imo.

Some people really just can't take it, huh?

I loved MGS4, superb game. And Yahtzee's review still cracked me up. I don't share most of his points though, but it's funny nonetheless. People in here need to take things easier.

Oh dear lord, was this really necessary?

Are you that sensitive you cannot handle the ZP MGS4 review?SpruceCaboose

nintendo fanboy did the same over SSBB

and lems over Halo 3

people just dont see that ZP isint serious at all, its a joke, even if he was to make fun of TF2 till kingdom come, i still wouldent care..because i know hes not serious

Some people really just can't take it, huh?

I loved MGS4, superb game. And Yahtzee's review still cracked me up. I don't share most of his points though, but it's funny nonetheless. People in here need to take things easier.

Nightflash28

Yeah I personally don't agree with just about everything he say's, but his reviews are always intresting. This shouldn't be taken seriously on either side of the debate with for or against.

Get a grip. :|Verge_6

Get a grip -- Otacon!

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Lol look at what he says about Halo 3, it is so true! Here

"Maybe Microsoft was standing behind reviewers and jabbing dopomine into them."

"The lighting constantly vomites brightly colored bloom into your face."

"Inconsistent"

"If you wanted me to sum up Halo 3 in one word it would be schizophrenic."

"NPC's are pants on head retarded."

wizardwd

damage control from the MGS4 Zero puncuation i see...sad

Very very sad indeed.

I concur. Cows, dont take it so personally

Um okay. Every big game has its turn. Don't be sour grapes now.

Next up..Ninja Gaiden II...

[QUOTE="SpruceCaboose"]Are you that sensitive you cannot handle the ZP MGS4 review?Pinkyimp

nintendo fanboy did the same over SSBB

and lems over Halo 3

people just dont see that ZP isint serious at all, its a joke, even if he was to make fun of TF2 till kingdom come, i still wouldent care..because i know hes not serious

And had I saw those I would have posted the same things.

I am sure Yahtzee is serious, but like any review, its only someone else's opinion. Not something that needs to be debated or offended by.

Lol this is what I call sad.aznfool07

Um okay. Every big game has its turn. Don't be sour grapes now.

Next up..Ninja Gaiden II...

Bread_or_Decide

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Um okay. Every big game has its turn. Don't be sour grapes now.

Next up..Ninja Gaiden II...

JPOBS

Nah, I bet it's gonna be the cheap-ass exploding boss.

Lol look at what he says about Halo 3, it is so true! Here

"Maybe Microsoft was standing behind reviewers and jabbing dopomine into them."

"The lighting constantly vomites brightly colored bloom into your face."

"Inconsistent"

"If you wanted me to sum up Halo 3 in one word it would be schizophrenic."

"NPC's are pants on head retarded."

Shortbob

You must not have received the SW memo. ZP reviews are only truthful and factual and completely reliable when they bash PS3 games.

I've seen some pretty bad Damage Control but this is just pathetic. Good job on making yourself look like a complete fool :lol:flatline711

It's not even damage control. He just took something way too seriously, got upset, and is now trying to feel better

Who the f#&k is Zero Punctuation and why are we posting this next-to-nothing site like its up there with Gamespot, IGN, 1up, etc? SW is sure boring now.

Who the f#&k is Zero Punctuation and why are we posting this next-to-nothing site like its up there with Gamespot, IGN, 1up, etc? SW is sure boring now.

megaton3k

You couldn't have been here long if you haven't heard of ZeroPunctuationbefore

I just see cows tears,this is the damage control respond thread about what zero punctuation said about MGS4.MojondeVACA

Like NOOOOWAY dude...nobody knew that already! Thanks for letting us know what was really going on.

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Lol look at what he says about Halo 3, it is so true! Here

"Maybe Microsoft was standing behind reviewers and jabbing dopomine into them."

"The lighting constantly vomites brightly colored bloom into your face."

"Inconsistent"

"If you wanted me to sum up Halo 3 in one word it would be schizophrenic."

"NPC's are pants on head retarded."

ZIMdoom

You must not have received the SW memo. ZP reviews are only truthful and factual and completely reliable when they bash PS3 games.

Do you really think system wars is biased against cows?

This review is VERY old. I don't see why you should post it other than... *gasp* you were offended by the MGS4 review?

However I still find the review funny.

Zero Punctuation is taken way too seriously...m_machine024

Yahtzee to me is a brilliant man. He manages to make any game look funny.