Zero punctuation reviews: The conduit

Don't worru about him, he goes around saying that ps3 and 360 has bad graphics and denotes anyone saying something is negative about the wii.Communistsheep

Meh, I liked The Conduit personally, but reviewers like Yahtzee, Irate Gamer, AVGN and Nostalgia Critic are sometimes just reviewing these things just to make a laugh.nintendoboy16

It's kinda funny, I recall reading an interview with Yahtzee when he was still fairly new saying how he disliked the AVGN, but I think he's become what he hates. I still watch him, but his videos are no longer reviews like they used to be, just rants. He kinda caught onto this himself during his Infamous review, actually.

[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]Don't worru about him, he goes around saying that ps3 and 360 has bad graphics and denotes anyone saying something is negative about the wii.loco145

[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]Don't worru about him, he goes around saying that ps3 and 360 has bad graphics and denotes anyone saying something is negative about the wii.loco145

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"][QUOTE="loco145"]

Based on what? On what Jatzee said? Or what makes the wii-mote and inferior control for FPSes.?

loco145

Because you're arguements are rubbish and don't make sense, you like console owners go around nitpicking games like red faction guerilla syaing it has x better because of Y and and go around on your high horse believing how much superior your pc is. And yet at the sametime, you also have a habit of nitpicking good parts of a wii game and ignoring evertyhing that is bad.Communistsheep

I have said that the Conduit has bad multiplayer (mainly due to framerate). When did I said something about redfaction guerrilla? All i said about that game was that its so barren so it can't be used as an argument that how can the Ps3 and 360 handle higly interactive open worlds like the original vision of alan wake (anything but barren....). And if my arguments are so rubbish, they should be very easy to dispute, shouldn't they?

I don't like the wii mote because i a. Don't like waggling my arms around like a bloody fool. Nor do i accept using waglle because it's implemented badly in alot of games, real time strategy and fighting games come to mind. You may denote any counter arguement, it's liek you saying analog is bad because of aim assist.Communistsheep

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"][QUOTE="loco145"]

Based on what? On what Jatzee said? Or what makes the wii-mote and inferior control for FPSes.?

loco145

Ok? you never asked for one and I don't see how anyone's opinion can be bad. Especially sence I have added depth to my opinion while all you did was just say that I was wrong.

[QUOTE="loco145"]

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"] Based on MY OPINION.JangoWuzHere

Ok? you never asked for one and I don't see how anyone's opinion can be bad. Especially sense I have added epth to my opinion while all you did was just say that I was wrong.

Your opinion is bad because it isn't sustained in anything. I already gave you some of my arguments of why I think otherwise. Your turn.

[QUOTE="Communistsheep"] Because you're arguements are rubbish and don't make sense, you like console owners go around nitpicking games like red faction guerilla syaing it has x better because of Y and and go around on your high horse believing how much superior your pc is. And yet at the sametime, you also have a habit of nitpicking good parts of a wii game and ignoring evertyhing that is bad.loco145

I have said that the Conduit has bad multiplayer (mainly due to framerate). When did I said something about redfaction guerrilla? All i said about that game was that its so barren so it can't be used as an argument that how can the Ps3 and 360 handle higly interactive open worlds like the original vision of alan wake (anything but barren....). And if my arguments are so rubbish, they should be very easy to dispute, shouldn't they?

[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]I don't like the wii mote because i a. Don't like waggling my arms around like a bloody fool. Nor do i accept using waglle because it's implemented badly in alot of games, real time strategy and fighting games come to mind. You may denote any counter arguement, it's liek you saying analog is bad because of aim assist.loco145

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"][QUOTE="loco145"]

Just because Jaztzee says so? :roll: Ignoring (almost) every other review out there including this site that says that the game controls very good?

loco145

]In what sense? I base mine in the fact that WIi fps doens't need aim asist unlike dual analog fps.

Aiming is fine but everything else is not.

Also, the pointer is way more precise and faster for aiming

I don't see how its any faster then a gamepad. Also considering that stuff like turning or looking up and down feels disjointed and akward.

Pointer based games like Castle Defence and World of Goo can't be done with dual analog, the developers of those games said as much.

What does this have to do with FPS games?

[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]I don't like the wii mote because i a. Don't like waggling my arms around like a bloody fool. Nor do i accept using waglle because it's implemented badly in alot of games, real time strategy and fighting games come to mind. You may denote any counter arguement, it's liek you saying analog is bad because of aim assist.loco145

[QUOTE="loco145"]

[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]I don't like the wii mote because i a. Don't like waggling my arms around like a bloody fool. Nor do i accept using waglle because it's implemented badly in alot of games, real time strategy and fighting games come to mind. You may denote any counter arguement, it's liek you saying analog is bad because of aim assist.Communistsheep

Camera movement is also fine. The problem that Yatzee said is countered by practice. And yes, you can look up in the Conduit.

I don't see how its any faster then a gamepad. Also considering that stuff like turning or looking up and down feels disjointed and akward.JangoWuzHere

Because:

Pointer based games like Castle Defence and World of Goo can't be done with dual analog, the developers of those games said as much.

What does this have to do with FPS games?JangoWuzHere

It shows how dual analog can't compete with a pointer (wii.mote, mouse) for aiming (pointing, you are only really aiming when you play a light gun game).

Camera movement is also fine. The problem that Yatzee said is countered by practice. And yes, you can look up in the Conduit.

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"]

I don't see how its any faster then a gamepad. Also considering that stuff like turning or looking up and down feels disjointed and akward.loco145

Because:

Pointer based games like Castle Defence and World of Goo can't be done with dual analog, the developers of those games said as much.

What does this have to do with FPS games?JangoWuzHere

It shows how dual analog can't compete with a pointer (wii.mote, mouse) for aiming (pointing, you are only really aiming when you play a light gun game).

Oh and unlike alot of analog controls, where you merly have to adjust sensitivity, you have to tweak fps games on the wii to perfection, which is a hassle already, it just provest hat wii motion controls has problems adapting to a large adience hwne it comes to FPS.Communistsheep

Since when does having options is a bad thing? I have a programable on-the-flyresolution-changing gaming mouse. Those that means that M/KB isn't good also because i chose to tweak ? People have been playing with dual analogs for 3 generations by now, so its not wonder that many are used to them by now.

No camera movement is not fine. Its slow and wonky.JangoWuzHere

No, I made a video of me controlling the camera at WaW. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfEBS_vo74

There. And aiming is not only fine. Is way faster and precise than dual analog. This is impossible with dual analog. This is also impossible.

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"]No camera movement is not fine. Its slow and wonky.loco145

No, I made a video of me controlling the camera at WaW. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfEBS_vo74

There. And aiming is not only fine. Is way faster and precise than dual analog. This is impossible with dual analog. This is also impossible.

one of his worst ones in terms of comedy imo. maybe if he dropped his anti-wii fanboyism he'd actually be funny, but instead every wii game he reviews is just the same ol repetitive I H8 THE WII YARGGH Silenthps

ok good for you I guess but from my past experiances the turning was awful. And the 2 videos you posted of coarse have nothing to do with FPS games.JangoWuzHere

Hey, I understand people having great time with dual analog FPSes. I understand people being more comfortable with them at this time, after all they have been the standard for console gaming for 3 gens. I understand people not giving time to Wii FPSes due to quality, the graphics, scope, online, variety, etc.

What I don't accept is people spouting the baseless crap that dual analog is superior, leave alone that the wii-mote is bad. My final point is, that if its there any competitive game that allows both controlling methods, the pointer players would dominate just like the mouse do against dual analog. What is stopping activision form including clazzic controller support for the Wii CoDs? Every time someone ask for it at those games board they are laughed at for pages ;) .

one of his worst ones in terms of comedy imo. maybe if he dropped his anti-wii fanboyism he'd actually be funny, but instead every wii game he reviews is just the same ol repetitive I H8 THE WII YARGGH Silenthps

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"]ok good for you I guess but from my past experiances the turning was awful. And the 2 videos you posted of coarse have nothing to do with FPS games.loco145

Hey, I understand people having great time with dual analog FPSes. I understand people being more comfortable with them at this time, after all they have been the standard for console gaming for 3 gens. I understand people not giving time to Wii FPSes due to quality, the graphics, scope, online, variety, etc.

What I don't accept is people spouting the baseless crap that dual analog is superior, leave alone that the wii-mote is bad. My final point is, that if its there any competitive game that allows both controlling methods, the pointer players would dominate just like the mouse do against dual analog. What is stopping activision form including clazzic controller support for the Wii CoDs? Every time someone ask for it at those games board they are laugthed for pages ;) .

[QUOTE="Silenthps"]one of his worst ones in terms of comedy imo. maybe if he dropped his anti-wii fanboyism he'd actually be funny, but instead every wii game he reviews is just the same ol repetitive I H8 THE WII YARGGH JangoWuzHere

I stopped like 30 seconds in because his voice was annoying. I can tell he didn't like the game.

All that matters is that, I enjoy the game. :)

I love this guy

99% of the time hes wrong but I love him

...and next week he'll review and destroy some game like BlazBlue that all of you people seem to LOVE, and once again it'll be back to "he's not funny anymore" or "I didn't laugh one bit".

After admitting to liking something as bland and uninteresting like Call of Juarez, I don't think Yahtzee has much credibility when it comes to his actul taste in games.

..and I thought the Coduit sucked, too.

Does any one find him hilarious?

Does any one find him hilarious?

samuraiguns

[QUOTE="samuraiguns"]

Does any one find him hilarious?

moose_knuckler

[QUOTE="Silenthps"]one of his worst ones in terms of comedy imo. maybe if he dropped his anti-wii fanboyism he'd actually be funny, but instead every wii game he reviews is just the same ol repetitive I H8 THE WII YARGGH JangoWuzHere

[QUOTE="moose_knuckler"][QUOTE="samuraiguns"]

Does any one find him hilarious?

samuraiguns

I can't believe theres people saying "excellent review" or "hit it on the nail." Most people here havn't even played the Conduit, and although the game wasn't so great, he shows his fanboyism way to much when it comes to Wii games. I still enjoy his reviews for entertainment but i really do dislike his Wii reviews. It just somes like its filled with fanboy hate rather than funny points/satire.

I can't believe theres people saying "excellent review" or "hit it on the nail." Most people here havn't even played the Conduit, and although the game wasn't so great, he shows his fanboyism way to much when it comes to Wii games. I still enjoy his reviews for entertainment but i really do dislike his Wii reviews. It just somes like its filled with fanboy hate rather than funny points/satire.

mexicangordo

Does any one find him hilarious?

[QUOTE="JangoWuzHere"][QUOTE="Silenthps"]one of his worst ones in terms of comedy imo. maybe if he dropped his anti-wii fanboyism he'd actually be funny, but instead every wii game he reviews is just the same ol repetitive I H8 THE WII YARGGH Silenthps

[QUOTE="mexicangordo"]

I can't believe theres people saying "excellent review" or "hit it on the nail." Most people here havn't even played the Conduit, and although the game wasn't so great, he shows his fanboyism way to much when it comes to Wii games. I still enjoy his reviews for entertainment but i really do dislike his Wii reviews. It just somes like its filled with fanboy hate rather than funny points/satire.

Im_single

The truth is that the Wii sucks for FPS's.