zero punctuation : yahtzee reviews Killzone 3

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews British space Nazis and Killzone 3.

linkeh

does he rike it?MFDOOM1983

Yup. He loves it.

[QUOTE="MFDOOM1983"]does he rike it?waltefmoney

Yup. He loves it.

Not a particularly good one, and it seemed short as well. Sucks, this is the first game he's reviewed that I have also played in a while, and they're usually funnier when you've played the game.

i hate to admit this but i played the battle l.a. demo last night and thought it was at least as good as kz3.

if nothing else i didn't wish i was on the bad guys side like i did in kz.

If Yahtzee is that annoyed with british bad guys, then his Uncharted 3 review will be quite interesting. ;)

[QUOTE="MFDOOM1983"]does he rike it?waltefmoney

Yup. He loves it.

meh, I dislike when he spends more time complaining about a game industry trend, then the game he is "reviewing"

Also why the ***** is Kz3 controls abnormal for having R1 shoot. THAT'S THE PLAYSTATION STANDARD SINCE PS1!

[QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

[QUOTE="MFDOOM1983"]does he rike it?SAGE_OF_FIRE

Yup. He loves it.

The fact he didnt totally bash it and actually finished the campaign means he liked it somewhat

Yeah I have to admit I expected a total hate train, but hsi review was mostly lukewarm hatred that seemed a little forced for the integrity of his show. He mostly hated on the use of 3D and Move and sort of ignored that it contained everything he hates in games, namely regenerating health, cover systems, "realism" and USA love. I mean he mentions those things (except the health), but sort of dismisses them more then despises them. He hated on Halo WAY more and that game doesn't have any of the things he tends to hate (except the health system).

why the EFF is he complaining about all of this america stuff, the game is made by the Dutch. all of that stuff felt totally unfounded

Why the flying **** does he hate Americans so much? He's acting like the US is responsible for the bad guys being British and the ISA acronym sharing two letters in common with the USA, even though the developer ISN'T AMERICAN? WTFenterawesome

▲ It seems rather difficult to expect Yahtzee to know what he's talking about. But then again, his only purpose is to make angry video game reviews for lulz. ▲

Why the flying **** does he hate Americans so much? He's acting like the US is responsible for the bad guys being British and the ISA acronym sharing two letters in common with the USA, even though the developer ISN'T AMERICAN? WTFenterawesome

▲ He responded in a tweet

""Lol KIllzone 3 was made by the Dutch" I KNOW, fact fans. But it was specifically made to appeal to the American market."

Why does he think amercians want to kill the british for? he just mad. ▲

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]Why the flying **** does he hate Americans so much? He's acting like the US is responsible for the bad guys being British and the ISA acronym sharing two letters in common with the USA, even though the developer ISN'T AMERICAN? WTFLoco_Live

▲ He responded in a tweet

""Lol KIllzone 3 was made by the Dutch" I KNOW, fact fans. But it was specifically made to appeal to the American market."

Why does he think amercians want to kill the british for? he just mad. ▲

That was fun.

the bit i totally agreed with is the buttom layout. For me it threw me off, but eventually i got used to it.

I must say though, with his sense of humor, they could of easily have just done the standard gamepad layout and he'd a complained that they were not innovating with the layout.

It's a lose lose situation, but really, it's all in good fun in the end.

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]Why the flying **** does he hate Americans so much? He's acting like the US is responsible for the bad guys being British and the ISA acronym sharing two letters in common with the USA, even though the developer ISN'T AMERICAN? WTFLoco_Live

▲ He responded in a tweet

""Lol KIllzone 3 was made by the Dutch" I KNOW, fact fans. But it was specifically made to appeal to the American market."

Why does he think amercians want to kill the british for? he just mad. ▲

If that douche likes a game you know it sucks!

xhawk27

SotC, PoP:SoT, SH2, Psychonauts, Thief, Amnesia & Bioshock suck?

[QUOTE="Loco_Live"]

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]Why the flying **** does he hate Americans so much? He's acting like the US is responsible for the bad guys being British and the ISA acronym sharing two letters in common with the USA, even though the developer ISN'T AMERICAN? WTFferret-gamer

▲ He responded in a tweet

""Lol KIllzone 3 was made by the Dutch" I KNOW, fact fans. But it was specifically made to appeal to the American market."

Why does he think amercians want to kill the british for? he just mad. ▲

*elbows*

Shh! They're not supposed to know about that yet! :P

Doesn't sound like he enjoyed it

Not the funniest review he's done, it was ok though, but I usually love his reviews.

[QUOTE="xhawk27"]

If that douche likes a game you know it sucks!

Twin-Blade

SotC, PoP:SoT, SH2, Psychonauts, Thief, Amnesia & Bioshock suck?

You forgot Portal. He absolutely LOVES Portal haha

Why the flying **** does he hate Americans so much? He's acting like the US is responsible for the bad guys being British and the ISA acronym sharing two letters in common with the USA, even though the developer ISN'T AMERICAN? WTFenterawesome

Loved the part about the melee and the door. Great line, that was.