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#1 xxyetixx
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/616-50-Cent-Blood-on-the-Sand

pretty good stuff

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#2 Tiefster
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Won't play for me :?

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#3 clyde46
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I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

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#4 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

clyde46
Yes. Yes, I agree with this.
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#5 Im_single
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I thought it was funny, ending was priceless.
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#6 AAllxxjjnn
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[QUOTE="clyde46"]

I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

Jandurin
Yes. Yes, I agree with this.

Yes, but i lol'd.
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#7 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Of all the games why would you choose this one to review..
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#8 Cherokee_Jack
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Of all the games why would you choose this one to review..sSubZerOo
Because it's funnier to review garbage.
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#9 EPaul
Member since 2006 • 9917 Posts

Won't play for me :?

Tiefster

Same for me too.........

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#10 clyde46
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="clyde46"]

I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

AAllxxjjnn
Yes. Yes, I agree with this.

Yes, but i lol'd.

I did indeed lol. But there will be others who didnt.
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#11 BZSIN
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Wow, that ending is from the Ron Atkinson phrase book :P (only Brits will get that).

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#12 Ringx55
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Bwahaha, great ending
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#13 Lionheart08
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"looks like we found another Husband for Lara Croft"

lol :lol:

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#14 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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I liked the review especially the end :lol:
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#15 Guybrush_3
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[QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] Yes. Yes, I agree with this.clyde46
Yes, but i lol'd.

I did indeed lol. But there will be others who didnt.

they should. It was just a joke afterall.

I love the "not racist" subliminal messaging he has got going on there

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#16 CuDDKiDD
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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="AAllxxjjnn"] Yes, but i lol'd.Guybrush_3

I did indeed lol. But there will be others who didnt.

they should. It was just a joke afterall.

I love the "not racist" subliminal messaging he has got going on there

It took me five trys to pause it and read what the hell it said.

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#17 aaronmullan
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[QUOTE="Guybrush_3"]

[QUOTE="clyde46"] I did indeed lol. But there will be others who didnt.CuDDKiDD

they should. It was just a joke afterall.

I love the "not racist" subliminal messaging he has got going on there

It took me five trys to pause it and read what the hell it said.

Took me about three, I think the first is at 29 seconds.
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#18 deactivated-61010a1ed19f4
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This must be the funniest episode for ages

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#19 mo0ksi
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That was the funniest he's ever been in a while. Loved the ending.
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#20 Ek-Andy
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That was actually pretty funny. This is the first one I've watched in a while, but the other reviews after the first couple felt a little uninspired. Though that last line was just bad, terrible.

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#21 jg4xchamp
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:lol: the ending is great. haha and he keeps taking pot shots at Killzone 2, i wish he'd review it just so we can see him rip it a new one :P
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#22 sikanderahmed
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]Of all the games why would you choose this one to review..Cherokee_Jack
Because it's funnier to review garbage.

i dont think 7.0 qualifies as garbage

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#23 Cherokee_Jack
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[QUOTE="Cherokee_Jack"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]Of all the games why would you choose this one to review..sikanderahmed

Because it's funnier to review garbage.

i dont think 7.0 qualifies as garbage

Relative garbage.
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#24 Lto_thaG
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Oh My God,that was hilarious :lol:

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#25 MischiefmAker
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That was actually pretty funny. This is the first one I've watched in a while, but the other reviews after the first couple felt a little uninspired.Ek-Andy

I agree, mostly. I noticed he picked a bad game, but still used wit, not just blinding rage, and actually pointed out good things to. In other words, he actually reviewed it instead of just ranting about it. He also stayed on topic, keeping references to other games brief, as opposed to say, his long(ish) rant on the Wii to start last week, followed by his Killzone 2 "review."

Though that last line was just bad, terrible.Ek-Andy

I thought it was the best part. :D

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#26 yoshi_64
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lol wow, it was funny, but wow... that ending... I don't know how to feel. I don't think that will go down well for him though...
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#27 BeanTownBrown86
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nothing about that was funny to me

regardless if it was racist or not, i dont really find that guy funny to begin with

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#28 Ek-Andy
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[QUOTE="Ek-Andy"]That was actually pretty funny. This is the first one I've watched in a while, but the other reviews after the first couple felt a little uninspired.MischiefmAker

I agree, mostly. I noticed he picked a bad game, but still used wit, not just blinding rage, and actually pointed out good things to. In other words, he actually reviewed it instead of just ranting about it.

Though that last line was just bad, terrible.Ek-Andy

I thought it was the best part. :D

I meant the very last line though, where you have to pause, it was just a horrible pun.

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#29 MischiefmAker
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lol wow, it was funny, but wow... that ending... I don't know how to feel. I don't think that will go down well for him though... yoshi_64

I'm sure a lot of people will get angry, and every single one will have completely missed one of his points, while proving another.

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#30 Cherokee_Jack
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lol wow, it was funny, but wow... that ending... I don't know how to feel.yoshi_64
I think it was an effective demonstration of his point about PC in the beginning. Hopefully he won't get too much crap for it.
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#31 MischiefmAker
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I meant the very last line though, where you have to pause, it was just a horrible pun.Ek-Andy

Gotcha. And in that case, I completely agree.

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#32 thegoldenpoo
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:lol: the ending is great. haha and he keeps taking pot shots at Killzone 2, i wish he'd review it just so we can see him rip it a new one :Pjg4xchamp
I think its his new undercurrent, like the hooker thing or his obsession with his mother. He will just take sly and increasingly more subtle or blatant jabs at KZ2.
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#33 The_Game21x
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Well...the ending was certainly...interesing.

I must admit though, I laughed at it.

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#34 Jade_Monkey
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[QUOTE="Cherokee_Jack"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]Of all the games why would you choose this one to review..sikanderahmed

Because it's funnier to review garbage.

i dont think 7.0 qualifies as garbage

And I don't think critics are god, I like to form my own opinion.

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#35 Lyphe2k
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lmfao that was the best review he's released in a long while. loved it, loved it, loved it..
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#36 jg4xchamp
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[QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Well...the ending was certainly...interesing.

I must admit though, I laughed at it.

you better have laughed :P........ Sadly this isn't even the funniest 50 cent review, that is still Jeff Gertsmann's :)
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#37 Episode_Eve
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I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

clyde46
Same here. But it was still funny none-the-less. "Those lazy n------" LMAO Aside from that inaccuracy and that hip-hop is all about killing and degrading women, it was spot on and funny.
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#38 GrumpyWalrus
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nothing about that was funny to me

regardless if it was racist or not, i dont really find that guy funny to begin with

BeanTownBrown86
Are you kidding? That ending was hysterical.
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#39 The_Game21x
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[[QUOTE="clyde46"]

I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

Episode_Eve
Same here. But it was still funny none-the-less. "Those lazy n------" LMAO Aside from that inaccuracy and that hip-hop is all about killing and degrading women, it was spot on and funny.

Nah, he didn't say always, he said almost always. And...if you listen to the majority of mainstream hip-hop these days, he's exactly right.
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#40 nmaharg
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racist

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#41 XturnalS
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This is probably the funniest one in a while, I lol'd hard for a few parts which I haven't in a while. Still really want to play this tho, maybe this weekend me and my buddy will rent it and go through it.

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#42 NinjaMunkey01
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His reviews are bery funny, not to be taken seriously but still good.

Though for one he used sound reasons for the game being bad, so it must be pretty terrible...

Not that i thought it would be any good to begin with :|

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#43 Episode_Eve
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[QUOTE="Episode_Eve"][[QUOTE="clyde46"]

I can see some negative fan mail for that review.

The_Game21x

Same here. But it was still funny none-the-less. "Those lazy n------" LMAO Aside from that inaccuracy and that hip-hop is all about killing and degrading women, it was spot on and funny.

Nah, he didn't say always, he said almost always. And...if you listen to the majority of mainstream hip-hop these days, he's exactly right.

Key word: mainstream. What music companies want to sell.

But you can't fault anyone who isn't familiar with the entire genre. That's why I found it funny. Still, mainstream (in Hip-hop) is the minority concerning the sheer numbers versus noteriety.

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#44 XturnalS
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[QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Well...the ending was certainly...interesing.

I must admit though, I laughed at it.

jg4xchamp

you better have laughed :P........ Sadly this isn't even the funniest 50 cent review, that is still Jeff Gertsmann's :)

Oh god, "hey yo 50 imma get a sammich you want one?" "hey 50 you want a vitimin water?" "hey 50..." pretty funny stuff.

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#45 Cedmln
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The last 10 seconds are AWESOME! :lol: Great review. :)
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#46 Episode_Eve
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[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Well...the ending was certainly...interesing.

I must admit though, I laughed at it.

XturnalS

you better have laughed :P........ Sadly this isn't even the funniest 50 cent review, that is still Jeff Gertsmann's :)

Oh god, "hey yo 50 imma get a sammich you want one?" "hey 50 you want a vitimin water?" "hey 50..." pretty funny stuff.

Lol, I just watched JeffG's review. Much funnier and perfect.
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#47 The_Game21x
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[QUOTE="Episode_Eve"][QUOTE="The_Game21x"][QUOTE="Episode_Eve"] Same here. But it was still funny none-the-less. "Those lazy n------" LMAO Aside from that inaccuracy and that hip-hop is all about killing and degrading women, it was spot on and funny.

Nah, he didn't say always, he said almost always. And...if you listen to the majority of mainstream hip-hop these days, he's exactly right.

Key word: mainstream. What music companies want to sell.

That's exactly my point. Being that its made to sell, it's the most common form of rap out there, it's also the type of hip-hop/rap most people form their opinions on. I don't listen to much mainstream rap anymore (apparently Lupe Fiasco is a mainstream rapper to some so I can't say I don't listen to any mainstream rap). I've turned to the underground, old school and mixtape scenes for my hip-hop needs
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#48 Episode_Eve
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[QUOTE="The_Game21x"][QUOTE="Episode_Eve"][QUOTE="The_Game21x"] Nah, he didn't say always, he said almost always. And...if you listen to the majority of mainstream hip-hop these days, he's exactly right.

Key word: mainstream. What music companies want to sell.

That's exactly my point. Being that its made to sell, it's the most common form of rap out there, it's also the type of hip-hop/rap most people form their opinions on. I don't listen to much mainstream rap anymore (apparently Lupe Fiasco is a mainstream rapper to some so I can't say I don't listen to any mainstream rap). I've turned to the underground, old school and mixtape scenes for my hip-hop needs

Sounds good. I like and sometimes love mainstream stuff as well, but it's nowhere not all I listen to.
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#49 organic_machine
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Sounds good. I like and sometimes love mainstream stuff as well, but it's nowhere not all I listen to.Episode_Eve
On a similar note, mainstream music of any genre is hardly represenative. I used to hate country very much, but, like rap, there is good stuff... you've just got to search for it. I am not a big radio guy anyway.

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#50 The_Game21x
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[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="The_Game21x"]

Well...the ending was certainly...interesing.

I must admit though, I laughed at it.

XturnalS

you better have laughed :P........ Sadly this isn't even the funniest 50 cent review, that is still Jeff Gertsmann's :)

Oh god, "hey yo 50 imma get a sammich you want one?" "hey 50 you want a vitimin water?" "hey 50..." pretty funny stuff.

OMG! :lol: I just watched the JeffG review and it's a hell of a lot funnier than the ZP review. Great stuff.