It barely matters what you know about Contra.  What does matter however is how active you are on our forums here.  All we want to do is post generally and have a good time.  If you don't post I'm going to kick you out; why should I not?  In the immortal words of Falconclan, here's the rest:

RULE NUMBER TWO: NEVER MENTION C: THE CONTRA ADVENTURE OR CONTRA: LEGACY OF WAR!
These are the bastard stepchildren of the Contra franchise, and they are unmentionable under pain of death!  -- dweller of rhymes