Have there been 114 victims? D: 7 seasons, 13 episodes. Normally only 1 per episode, sometimes more sometimes less. 91 victims or so.
swimmer1029
Well in that case, if they paid me to be a actor, how would I die? Would I be killed by Dexter? Would I appear in the opening? Perhaps I would take a bullet for someone else and then die!? Or maybe I fake my death in order to drag Dexter in! Or better yet, I could be killed by the guy who eventually kills Dexter!
I hope the writer's are reading this. I'm sure if they tried just one of these things I would immediately become a fan favorite, and fans would beg for the show to be renamed, 'Bugbag'. Now I just need a catch-phrase... How about, "Looks like I... Just got murdered!"
Yeah, this is going to be great.:)
Edit: Russian Mafia you say!? I don't like that idea at all, but I think I know a way it can work. Imagine this: I walk out onto a balcony with some tea, as Dexter sneaks up behind me. I start singing, 'I am glad, 'cause I am finally returning home,' also know as, 'trolololololol'. Dexter stabs me from behind, I flip over the balcony and I land on his car. He gets in his car to leave, but oh no! He forgot I was on the roof! Then he's proven guilty by a dead man, me. Ultimate win, everyone's happy... Especially the fans!
I'll let you guys look this over.;)
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