From n00b to Emperor: The Legacy of Mr_Buttman

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#1 Mr_Buttman
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A quick look at my journey in the DWU:

Summer of 2005, I was 15 when I bought DW4 and was instantly engrossed by it. I found out about Gamespot a few months before and decided to check out DW4 on gamespot to look for cheats or whatever. That's when I stumbled upon the DWU. At the time, I've never joined a forum based site before, and the whole posting messages/creating topics was completely new to me. I decided to create an account with the hope of joining the DWU to talk to others about DW. Lord_Cal was the leader at the time, and accepted my arrival.

At first I didn't know what to do, I introduced myself, and that was about it. I spent pretty much all my time in the union lurking around. I noticed that many members (which I later learned where called "hijackers") roamed around the DWU and pretty much controlled it, no matter who the leader. As a lurker, I saw many other n00bs just get destroyed by the hijackers. The hijackers didn't care who the f*ck you were and answered to no one. The hijackers seemed pretty badass to me, and I was amused watching them bring terror and misforute to others. I knew to keep my distance from them and I only posted rarely during the reign of Lord_Cal, A-Low, and nobuggs. During this time, I spent time in other places on Gamespot to post around and get a better feel for the whole forum thing. Because I know if I started practicing in the DWU, there would be hijackers on my ass in an instant, and I wasn't ready for that yet.

I still spent most of my time lurking under A-Low and nobuggs, but when JeffSteel became emperor I came out of the shadows and posted more regularly. At this point in the union, a few of the hijackers had been banned, but many still remained. I kept my distance from them, but I also watched them closely and tried to understand and learn their ways. The DWU was a fun place at the time, it was extremely active and was actually one of the most active unions on all of Gamespot. After a while JeffSteel started to become inactive, the hijackers rebelled, and Taisho eventually stepped forward as new leader. Under Taisho's reign, I became more confident, posted more, and attempted for the first time some of the ways of the hijackers... but I never tried to become a full-blown hijacker because activity in the DWU was falling, and we needed all the recruits as possible to stay as a somewhat elite union. During these days, I took what I learned from the old days of the DWU and began hijacking our rival unions (namely the DWA and TDWU).

Everything was all going fine until Taisho snapped. The hijackers wanted Taisho out, and Taisho, normally a really cool guy, lost his temper one day, left the DWU for good and left the DWU in complete ruins. At this time when Taisho left, the DWU ceased to exist....

... until one day Waha creates the new DW union (the new DWU) and myself, along with CptJSparrow, SSKnight, and DWFreak start. Long story short, the new DWU failed. Back at the DWU, harden (the leader after Taisho) came back to pass leadership to Noahcycle, who, after a short stint gives up the union and leaves the DWU for good. And guess who he leaves the DWU to, when he left... that's right me... the one and only Buttman, the kid who freaking worshipped this union as a n00b under the days of LordCal/A-Low/nobuggs. I you asked me back in 2005, that I would one day become emporer, I would have laughed my ass off in your face. But it happened. The once n00b who had so much respect and dedication to the DWU actually became leader.

As leader of the DWU, it was absolutely pathetic to what it once had been back in the old days... but I fought my hardest to keep the union alive and bring in more recruits. I was not gonna let the DWU blow away into nothingness. A few old-timers returned to the union under my lead, and we began to get the wheels rolling again, ever so slightly. After a while of putting all the effort into the union as I could, I started to run low on gas. Being leader is no easy job. Life outside of Gamespot began calling out to me.

And as I learned from history, I knew it was my time to step down as leader before I became inactive. I gave leadership to harden, and that move was probably one of the best moves I made as a member of the DWU.

... Damn, its been a good ride.

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#2 Mr_Buttman
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And for those of you who haven't been here since the old days let me tell you this: Harden has been one of the greatest Emporers the DWU has ever seen. Although we aren't as active and populated as we once where, Harden's dedication as leader of the union is one of the greatest I've seen. Being a leader is hard, especially here, and Harden's put in a lot of time and effort to try to make this become a great union again. I don't know where this union would be without Harden, and I'm honored to be alongside him in our effort to help grow and expand our union.

Thanks again Harden, for being the backbone of this union and still staying strong.

Now lets get out there and POST POST POST! To all the lurkers out there I invite you all to welcome yourself to the DWU!

Finally, it wouldn't be an epic speech without the famous quote by C-GHOST........

"THE DWU AIN'T NUTHIN TO F*CK WIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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#3 wonzan
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Yeah, there are a good group of people in this union. I'll see what I can do about recruiting some more people. I don't really have many friends on gamespot though..........11. lol.
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#4 CptJSparrow
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Ah, the hijacking days. :(
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#5 jeffhardy141
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Ah, the hijacking days. :(CptJSparrow
ya those days drove enless_light crazy :lol:
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#6 harden007
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An excellent post ol boy. If you hadn't become emperor the union would have died two years ago. Oh yes, and remember "He Who Cannot Be Named?"
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#8 hisagi15
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sorry to butt in but who is he who can not be named?can some one fill me in.

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#9 mitsuhideakechi
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Yep, what a prick he was. Hisagi, we do have a DWU history. Read it sometime, you will gain knowledge about the DWU. I found that guy to be a real kiss ass.
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#10 Mr_Buttman
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Yeah, there are a good group of people in this union. I'll see what I can do about recruiting some more people. I don't really have many friends on gamespot though..........11. lol.wonzan

Yeah in theory we don't need to recruit because we have about 800 members, are only issue is motivating them to post.

Ah, the hijacking days. :(CptJSparrow

Can't think of anything to say to that. I can just reminisce.

An excellent post ol boy. If you hadn't become emperor the union would have died two years ago. Oh yes, and remember "He Who Cannot Be Named?"harden007

Yeah I remember. I believe that some people are just born with their penis stuck in their butthole and their scrotum attached to their upper lip... heck I'd be mad at the world if that happened to me as well.

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#11 harden007
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Yeah in theory we don't need to recruit because we have about 800 members, are only issue is motivating them to post.

Mr_Buttman

Plenty of them are banned, most of the rest probably have forgotten they have a gamespot account.

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#12 Bruneauinfo
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people go through phases. i used to be a hardcore computer tweaker geek a few years ago. but i burned out on that. i mostly come to this union now because of the people here. dw6:e is a cool turn for the franchise and perhaps it will bring in some new blood. but even if i burn out on it i still like hanging out here when i'm not working like a fiend.

 

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#13 Mr_Buttman
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Both you guys are right... but there's always hope. There's a ton of people over on the DW6 empires forum, too bad they don't come here. Most of them are probably on gamefaqs anyways.
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#14 Bruneauinfo
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gamefaq does seem to offer a more focused service than gamespot.

 

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#15 Mr_Buttman
Member since 2005 • 5528 Posts

gamefaq does seem to offer a more focused service than gamespot.

Bruneauinfo

Yeah plus gamef@gers hate gamespot, or from what I've seen.

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#16 jeffhardy141
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[QUOTE="Bruneauinfo"]

gamefaq does seem to offer a more focused service than gamespot.

Mr_Buttman

Yeah plus gamef@gers hate gamespot, or from what I've seen.

i hate every game site i only go to this site for the unions
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#17 Bruneauinfo
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well, i hate all websites! i have this site bookmarked 100 times and only allow my family to visit this one!

 

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#18 MIB_1991
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You summoned for me Mr_buttman? Well that is quite nice of you to personally invite one to witness the ascension to Emperor leader rank.

I will not be surprised that little would know I exist... the time to be very open has not come yet. And... I was actually lurking around the boards at least once a week on free times to be always watching you... (except for when you head to the rest room! I won't go that far!:P)

Anyway, get the shiny gold royal hat and wear the best ceremonial robes, people will then bow before you or di... errrr.... i mean, get their butts kicked.:D

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#19 Mr_Buttman
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You summoned for me Mr_buttman? Well that is quite nice of you to personally invite one to witness the ascension to Emperor leader rank.

I will not be surprised that little would know I exist... the time to be very open has not come yet. And... I was actually lurking around the boards at least once a week on free times to be always watching you... (except for when you head to the rest room! I won't go that far!:P)

Anyway, get the shiny gold royal hat and wear the best ceremonial robes, people will then bow before you or di... errrr.... i mean, get their butts kicked.:D

MIB_1991

I'm not the Emperor anymore. That was a while ago. This thread is just one of my accounts of the DWU through my eyes.

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#20 Bruneauinfo
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a case of not reading the thread

 

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#21 Mr_Buttman
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a case of not reading the thread

Bruneauinfo

Yeah, he said he was always watching me... but I haven't been leader for well over a year.

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#22 harden007
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You summoned for me Mr_buttman? Well that is quite nice of you to personally invite one to witness the ascension to Emperor leader rank.MIB_1991

 

BLASPHEMY!!!

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#23 jeffhardy141
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[QUOTE="MIB_1991"]

You summoned for me Mr_buttman? Well that is quite nice of you to personally invite one to witness the ascension to Emperor leader rank.harden007

BLASPHEMY!!!

dont worry hes talking about the rebellion we planning nothign to worry youre socks about
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#24 harden007
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[QUOTE="harden007"][QUOTE="MIB_1991"]

You summoned for me Mr_buttman? Well that is quite nice of you to personally invite one to witness the ascension to Emperor leader rank.jeffhardy141

 

BLASPHEMY!!!

dont worry hes talking about the rebellion we planning nothign to worry youre socks about

lol

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#25 MIB_1991
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Well... I was trying to be horribly sarcastic for a change...

But I kinda admit that I was fooled for while because of the personal message thing. :|

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#26 Mr_Buttman
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Well... I was trying to be horribly sarcastic for a change...

But I kinda admit that I was fooled for while because of the personal message thing. :|

MIB_1991

Don't worry about it, I can understand how you got confused. I'm just trying to get more people motivated to post here. It sorta worked, I mean I got you to show up lol.

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#27 harden007
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hi

*resumes inactivity*

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#28 Mr_Buttman
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hi

*resumes inactivity*

harden007

Resume your activity!

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#29 Bruneauinfo
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i think i know that guy.

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