OT- Hypothetical situations

Here's how it works fellows. I posit unto you a hypothetical situation. You must quote the situation, and answer it specifically, and truthfully. Then, in a seperate post, you MUST posit your own hypothetical situation. Et Cetera.

You are a single guy at a party full of chicks. There are three that show interest in you. One has a nice backside. One has a nice rack. And a third is flat as a board, but has a pretty face. The problem is that the first two have a 50/50 chance of having VD. You aren't interested in a relationship, just a quick lay. No one has protection though, and the store is many, many miles away. What do you do?

EDIT: keep in mind, penicillin is cheap, and the VD is NOT AIDS.

You are a single guy at a party full of chicks. There are three that show interest in you. One has a nice backside. One has a nice rack. And a third is flat as a board, but has a pretty face. The problem is that the first two have a 50/50 chance of having VD. You aren't interested in a relationship, just a quick lay. No one has protection though, and the store is many, many miles away. What do you do?

EDIT: keep in mind, penicillin is cheap, and the VD is NOT AIDS.

ranger_waha_

Well first of all, if I'm at a party FULL of chicks and only three are interested in me... i think i gotta step up my game - or i just gotta find party that isnt full of lesbians. Anyways since this is just hypothetical im gonna forget about that. Hmm, see the thing is i would not put myself at risk w/out protection no matter how hot the girl is, it just aint worth it. So i guess i will go with girl #3... but if girl #1 and girl #2 are up for it, they can join in but need to keep at least their panties on.

You will get married to one of two girls. The first is a skinny, very unattractive women who is extremely rich, so rich that you never have to work another day in your entire life and you could buy absolutely anything the world has to offer... but if she ever catches you with another women she will break up with you and you will lose all your money and possessions. The second girl is the hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on, but remain poor your entire life living in a trailer. She is your high school sweetheart and you love her. She doesn't mind if you cheat on her with other women, but she cheats on you with other men as well. Who do you choose?

You will get married to one of two girls. The first is a skinny, very unattractive women who is extremely rich, so rich that you never have to work another day in your entire life and you could buy absolutely anything the world has to offer... but if she ever catches you with another women she will break up with you and you will lose all your money and possessions. The second girl is the hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on, but remain poor your entire life living in a trailer. She is your high school sweetheart and you love her. She doesn't mind if you cheat on her with other women, but she cheats on you with other men as well. Who do you choose?

Mr_Buttman

The rich chick. I've never been the type to double cross, and I need fidelity myself, so the first chick. The money is a nice bonus.

You will get married to one of two girls. The first is a skinny, very unattractive women who is extremely rich, so rich that you never have to work another day in your entire life and you could buy absolutely anything the world has to offer... but if she ever catches you with another women she will break up with you and you will lose all your money and possessions. The second girl is the hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on, but remain poor your entire life living in a trailer. She is your high school sweetheart and you love her. She doesn't mind if you cheat on her with other women, but she cheats on you with other men as well. Who do you choose?

ranger_waha_

Darn, cant officially comment on this, but it's really simple to choose. Marry the rich one, make sure she leaves everything to you in her will, then kill her off. Use your riches to buy the hot girl's love. Just make sure she doesn't do unto you what you did unto your ex. The tricky part is, of course, not getting caught for the murder, but every path has its price, no?

Regarding the current situation, kill the druggist, get the drugs. Its only a crime if you get caught!!

You're the US president. You are handed a Bill passed by congress, which is very popular with every faction, special interest group, and media outlet, enough so that if you veto it, congress will just override your veto and get it passed anyway. But unlike many presidents in the past 80 years or so, you have practical knowledge of how an economy works. You realize this bill will do horrendous damage to the economy, eliminating the middle cla$$ (frack gamespot!!) as the economy tanks and leaves the population starving and unable to afford gas, leaving them in a pre-industrial status. Meanwhile, you, the congress, the supreme court, the members of the various state bureaucracies, and your cronies will rake in the money like never before. So, do you let it pass unopposed and cash in, or veto it on principle and risk earning the undying hatred of the bills supporters (namely the ignorant masses, the news media, and the history book writers who will especially enjoy slandering your reputation long after the dust from your bones are gone).

Dont pass it, go to war with the senate. Massive PR campaign against it. Go down fighting.

You are among the last of an elite groupd of warrior-lords. The Kingdom where you and the other elite lords has been destroyed and you and the few remaining warriors flee to other lands. However, you fail to establish yourselves dispire your wealth and ability.

Do you:

A) Launch a last glorious suicide attack into your former lands. Without the support of your fellow surviving lords.

B) Commit ritual suicide.

C) Continue to eak out a living among the nomads in your area.

Make a living with the nomads and make friends and form an alliance to go kick some ass!

Eliminate Zhang Jiao scenario (DW4)! LOL

You and your party try to take over land of traitors and surprisingly your party turns on you. The only ones on your side is two or three of your best friends. Do you?

A) Head for the enemy commander to attempt to defeat him and let your friends die.

B) Surrender to the opposing forces A.K.A. act like a traitor and blend in.

C) Regroup with your buddies and retreat.