(OT) Official Weird dreams thread

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#1 ChINoStYLe
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post your weird dreams here! it does not have to be DW related! it can be anything as long as you dont violate TOS

heres mine, i got it i think a month ago after I watched the entire Band of Brothers series in 1 day.

me and like 20 friends walking down a road, burning sherman tanks scattered around along with corpses of soldiers all of a sudden...single gunshot. one of my buddies go down.

Friend 1: SNIPERAHHH!!
*gets shot in the throat before he can finish*
Me: TAKe cover!
*we all rush to find cover while another buddy gets shot*
Friend2: no!!!
*rushes back to help shot buddy and gets shot in the back*
*another friend goes to help, but gets shot also, all three flailing in pain*
Friend3: we cant just leave 'em out there they'll be killed!
*one of the ones flailing gets shot dead*
Friend3: KILL THAT SON OF A *****!!! *starts to fire heavily at the sniper, we all follow suit until he gets shot cleanly through the head*

Friend4: RUSH HIM! KILL THAT SOB!
Me: No!!! wait!!!!
*everyone charges friend4 gets picked of first*
*we continue to run and shoot while friends keep getting picked of*
Friend5: No! *goes back to fallen friend, she gets shot in the back*

Me: BASTARD!!!!
*I fire of all 20 rounds in my BAR effectivley killing the sniper*

*we finally get to the snipers position when all of a sudden...*
Me: OMG...
before i can finish about 12 germans appear, us remaing 5 drop our weapons, germans raise theirs, i close my eyes all i could hear are gunshots and i wake up

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#2 taisho_rolyat
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I have one bad mutha of a wierd dream for all of you, but it just so happens that it is 3 am out here, and I'm feeling lazy.

Tonite, guys.

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#3 Lu_Bu01
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post your weird dreams here! it does not have to be DW related! it can be anything as long as you dont violate TOS

heres mine, i got it i think a month ago after I watched the entire Band of Brothers series in 1 day.

me and like 20 friends walking down a road, burning sherman tanks scattered around along with corpses of soldiers all of a sudden...single gunshot. one of my buddies go down.

Friend 1: SNIPERAHHH!!
*gets shot in the throat before he can finish*
Me: TAKe cover!
*we all rush to find cover while another buddy gets shot*
Friend2: no!!!
*rushes back to help shot buddy and gets shot in the back*
*another friend goes to help, but gets shot also, all three flailing in pain*
Friend3: we cant just leave 'em out there they'll be killed!
*one of the ones flailing gets shot dead*
Friend3: KILL THAT SON OF A *****!!! *starts to fire heavily at the sniper, we all follow suit until he gets shot cleanly through the head*

Friend4: RUSH HIM! KILL THAT SOB!
Me: No!!! wait!!!!
*everyone charges friend4 gets picked of first*
*we continue to run and shoot while friends keep getting picked of*
Friend5: No! *goes back to fallen friend, she gets shot in the back*

Me: BASTARD!!!!
*I fire of all 20 rounds in my BAR effectivley killing the sniper*

*we finally get to the snipers position when all of a sudden...*
Me: OMG...
before i can finish about 12 germans appear, us remaing 5 drop our weapons, germans raise theirs, i close my eyes all i could hear are gunshots and i wake up

ChINoStYLe

LOL

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#4 ScarfaceEvaStar
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I fought Queen of England, Hitler, and Saddam Hussen in a fistfight

and won....

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#5 ciaxhieu
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that was funny
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#6 megalomaniac2
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I fought Queen of England, Hitler, and Saddam Hussen in a fistfight

and won....

ScarfaceEvaStar

Did you knock any of them out?

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#7 noahcycle12
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It is very wierd that you did this because I was thinking the same thing this morning. Because............................................

I had a dream that both my nephew and my niece were abducted by aliens and that they had their legs, arms and even their face cut off, studied, and then put back on. Then they were dropped off in their bedroom closet with blood all over the place. I'll tell ya Ive had some weird ones, but this was one of those WTF's. But I figured that it was my mind making something after what I feel. My sister is getting a divorce and I feel that the kids are being mentally torn apart. As for the aliens, I had watched the intro. movie to destroy all humans. Man Ill tell ya that yo mind can be a crazy mo fo.

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#8 Tony_Montana__
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That is because you slept on your back, if you slept on your stomach or on your side you wouldn’t get bizarre dreams, well you will but you won’t get WTF dreams sleeping on your back does something with the circulation of blood into your brain.

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#9 Tony_Montana__
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post your weird dreams here! it does not have to be DW related! it can be anything as long as you dont violate TOS

heres mine, i got it i think a month ago after I watched the entire Band of Brothers series in 1 day.

me and like 20 friends walking down a road, burning sherman tanks scattered around along with corpses of soldiers all of a sudden...single gunshot. one of my buddies go down.

Friend 1: SNIPERAHHH!!
*gets shot in the throat before he can finish*
Me: TAKe cover!
*we all rush to find cover while another buddy gets shot*
Friend2: no!!!
*rushes back to help shot buddy and gets shot in the back*
*another friend goes to help, but gets shot also, all three flailing in pain*
Friend3: we cant just leave 'em out there they'll be killed!
*one of the ones flailing gets shot dead*
Friend3: KILL THAT SON OF A *****!!! *starts to fire heavily at the sniper, we all follow suit until he gets shot cleanly through the head*

Friend4: RUSH HIM! KILL THAT SOB!
Me: No!!! wait!!!!
*everyone charges friend4 gets picked of first*
*we continue to run and shoot while friends keep getting picked of*
Friend5: No! *goes back to fallen friend, she gets shot in the back*

Me: BASTARD!!!!
*I fire of all 20 rounds in my BAR effectivley killing the sniper*

*we finally get to the snipers position when all of a sudden...*
Me: OMG...
before i can finish about 12 germans appear, us remaing 5 drop our weapons, germans raise theirs, i close my eyes all i could hear are gunshots and i wake up

ChINoStYLe

By the way your avatar has very shaky hands he looks like a kid pretending that he can handle a sword

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#10 noahcycle12
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That is because you slept on your back, if you slept on your stomach or on your side you wouldn’t get bizarre dreams, well you will but you won’t get WTF dreams sleeping on your back does something with the circulation of blood into your brain.

Tony_Montana__

I cant sleep on my stomach. Its wierd. I can sleep on anybody elses, but not mine.:D

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#11 ScarfaceEvaStar
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[QUOTE="ScarfaceEvaStar"]

I fought Queen of England, Hitler, and Saddam Hussen in a fistfight

and won....

megalomaniac2

Did you knock any of them out?

well, Hitler knocked out the queen of england and then declared he was invading england and france

First I was beating up on Hussen for awhile, I uppercuted Hussen in his jaw and he fell down a very large hill and that was it for him

then I dropkicked Hitler over a bridge after beating him with a stick

I have no idea what the dream ment, but I could hear that "Eye of the Tiger" song, thats about it

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#12 ChINoStYLe
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ROFL :lol:
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#13 crash1952
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[QUOTE="megalomaniac2"][QUOTE="ScarfaceEvaStar"]

I fought Queen of England, Hitler, and Saddam Hussen in a fistfight

and won....

ScarfaceEvaStar

Did you knock any of them out?

well, Hitler knocked out the queen of england and then declared he was invading england and france

First I was beating up on Hussen for awhile, I uppercuted Hussen in his jaw and he fell down a very large hill and that was it for him

then I dropkicked Hitler over a bridge after beating him with a stick

I have no idea what the dream ment, but I could hear that "Eye of the Tiger" song, thats about it

God I love that song.What does rofl mean?

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#14 Tony_Montana__
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[QUOTE="ScarfaceEvaStar"][QUOTE="megalomaniac2"][QUOTE="ScarfaceEvaStar"]

I fought Queen of England, Hitler, and Saddam Hussen in a fistfight

and won....

crash1952

Did you knock any of them out?

well, Hitler knocked out the queen of england and then declared he was invading england and france

First I was beating up on Hussen for awhile, I uppercuted Hussen in his jaw and he fell down a very large hill and that was it for him

then I dropkicked Hitler over a bridge after beating him with a stick

I have no idea what the dream ment, but I could hear that "Eye of the Tiger" song, thats about it

God I love that song.What does rofl mean?

rolling on the floor laughing

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#16 JeffSteel
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I had a weird dream (or perhapes nightmare is a better word for it) last night. I had this girlfreind see, except she was acting all possesed like the girl in The Exorcist, so I went and got some Catholic preists to try and help her. Well, after a while, the Grim Reaper and his minions showed up, and basically threatened the preists with grisly deaths in order to stop them from helping the girl (for whatever reasons), then he came after me. He had his sickle up to my neck and, while I can't really remember anything after that, I'm sure he was taunting me or whatever. The dream was especially freaky causes I could feel the blade jabbing into my neck, even a few minutes after I woke up.
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#17 taisho_rolyat
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Well, now it's time for...

MY CRAZY DREAM!

And trust me, it's waaay crazier than a lot of the dreams you guys had :P

This was copy-pasted from my journal:

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I had the wierdest dream last night. I was in a deep gorge filled with fist-sized white rocks. On a ledge about 20 feet above me there was a deep pool of water. At the other end of the gorge there was a group of kids, who looked like some kind of gang. I couldn't tell how old they were, but they seemed to be about a foot shorter than me, and I didn't recognize any of them as someone I knew.

Somehow, I magically ended up in the pool, with some kind of face mask on. It was made of red plastic, it had a huge glass lense that I could see out of. The odd part was that there was a huge mouthpiece that held my mouth open, and it led to some kind of pipe. Even though I could see out easily, it was claustrophobic and uncormfortable. Then, I fell through the pool through some kind of water slide, with spashes of water going up the pipe into my mouth, and I couldn't breathe. I tried to pull my face away, and even though I had enough room to pull my head back, there was something keeping me from closing my mouth. I came out at the bottom of the gorge.

EDIT: I tried to remember what my arms and legs were doing at the time, and I realized that I couldn't feel my body, just my head and neck. An allusion to the "brain in a vat" theory? Also, water is associated with the subconscious mind.

I forgot the next few minutes of the dream, but I ended up going through the slide again, this time in some kind of race against one of the gang members. I won, and then the leader attacked me with a knife. I threw one of the big rocks and hit his knife-hand, but then he started throwing the rocks with his other hand, which I dodged easily. I ran back up the gorge, and then the rest is a blur- I can't remember it, but I'm pretty sure I had to go down the slide again, but came out in a completely different place.

Eventually, my dad pulled up in some kind of car (it was a pitch black night, so I couldn't tell what it was) and I got in. We were in some kind of dilapidated, filthy town full of run-down hotels that were nontheless huge (about 10 stories). There was one that was cleaner than the others- I can't remember what it was called, but its sign had a swan on it. We went in, and despite the bad light it was obviously much cleaner than the others. My dad said something about not trusting the people though, so we went back to the car. As I walked out across the parking lot, which had dozens of puddles in it, I felt like I was barefoot- I looked down to check, but I was wearing my new shoes. I told my dad that I felt the ground through my shoes, and he just said "Hmm." We got back to the car and I was somehow barefoot- my shoes just disappeared.

There was some kind of projector in the back seat putting images on the windshield, and it showed me in the pool, but without the mask, just floating there, limp, almost liked I had passed out. I said "That's where I had to beat their best time." (word for word), and then on the projection I started swimming really fast.

Next thing I knew, I was in the back seat, and I think my brother was in the passenger's seat. There was no projector, but I could still see an image of me fighting hand-to-hand with one of the gangsters hovering about a foot away from my face.

Then I was walking through the hall of my house, and all the lights were off except the ones in the bonus room (so called because it would've normally been a third car garage), and my parents and brother were sitting by the computer listening to The Hollow.

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Spooky, eh?

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#18 megalomaniac2
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[QUOTE="megalomaniac2"][QUOTE="ScarfaceEvaStar"]

I fought Queen of England, Hitler, and Saddam Hussen in a fistfight

and won....

ScarfaceEvaStar

Did you knock any of them out?

well, Hitler knocked out the queen of england and then declared he was invading england and france

First I was beating up on Hussen for awhile, I uppercuted Hussen in his jaw and he fell down a very large hill and that was it for him

then I dropkicked Hitler over a bridge after beating him with a stick

I have no idea what the dream ment, but I could hear that "Eye of the Tiger" song, thats about it

Thats well funny. :D It would of been funnier if it was just you and the queen of england left at the end.

The music was very fitting for your dream

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#19 Lu_Bu01
Member since 2005 • 13554 Posts

post your weird dreams here! it does not have to be DW related! it can be anything as long as you dont violate TOS

heres mine, i got it i think a month ago after I watched the entire Band of Brothers series in 1 day.

me and like 20 friends walking down a road, burning sherman tanks scattered around along with corpses of soldiers all of a sudden...single gunshot. one of my buddies go down.

Friend 1: SNIPERAHHH!!
*gets shot in the throat before he can finish*
Me: TAKe cover!
*we all rush to find cover while another buddy gets shot*
Friend2: no!!!
*rushes back to help shot buddy and gets shot in the back*
*another friend goes to help, but gets shot also, all three flailing in pain*
Friend3: we cant just leave 'em out there they'll be killed!
*one of the ones flailing gets shot dead*
Friend3: KILL THAT SON OF A *****!!! *starts to fire heavily at the sniper, we all follow suit until he gets shot cleanly through the head*

Friend4: RUSH HIM! KILL THAT SOB!
Me: No!!! wait!!!!
*everyone charges friend4 gets picked of first*
*we continue to run and shoot while friends keep getting picked of*
Friend5: No! *goes back to fallen friend, she gets shot in the back*

Me: BASTARD!!!!
*I fire of all 20 rounds in my BAR effectivley killing the sniper*

*we finally get to the snipers position when all of a sudden...*
Me: OMG...
before i can finish about 12 germans appear, us remaing 5 drop our weapons, germans raise theirs, i close my eyes all i could hear are gunshots and i wake up

ChINoStYLe

:lol:
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#20 Lu_Bu01
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I had a dream freak buttraped ghost:|
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#21 Harpey
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ok now i got my dream ready...

hm well in my dream i was like sleeping all good and that until all of a sudden there is like a great earthquake and i wake up hard out scared and the eathquake was really bad and all... i hea is all this screaming man i was like WTF?! then all of a sudden the earth blows up like in a SNAP... and then some kind of like wat aliens in their ships grabs all of like the remaining bodies that is like floating around in space.. then i woke up...

it was a kinda of a crapy dream.. but wierd

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#22 noahcycle12
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Your samoan eh bra?  :D 

And Lu Bu......Um maybe you should lay off the chilli dogs at 3 am.  ok?

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#23 Harpey
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Your samoan eh bra?  :D 

noahcycle12

yup im Samoan :D:D:D:D:D

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#24 Lu_Bu01
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Your samoan eh bra? :D

And Lu Bu......Um maybe you should lay off the chilli dogs at 3 am. ok?

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!!!!!!!!
we must kung fu fight!