Choose ONE of the spoilers to reveal your fortune:
[spoiler] You will be spotted by baby sea lions and they will report back to headquarters led by the almighty Santa Clause and you recieve AIDS from the tooth fairy Friday night [/spoiler]
[spoiler] You will be killed by a power drill near a polar bear that indicated that a bartender toward the salad dressing goes deep sea fishing with a hole puncher [/spoiler]
[spoiler] A cowboy sitting next to a day-dreaming demon will remeber a greasy cloud formation that will cause an umbrella living next to a traffic light to award you with a prize of a pumkin in a wedding dress [/spoiler]
[spoiler] A cheese wheel behind a judge will roll undernear a minivan near the paycheck of a truck driver. Grab the paycheck and bring it to the vacuum cleaner in 2 hours or else the grand piano will crush your house and destoy your beloved ski lodge [/spoiler]
[spoiler] A Eurasian blood clot in the cargo bay will grant you 3 wishes only if you inject yourself cough syrup which you will find under the oil filter invested with cocker spaniels [/spoiler]
Feel free to discuss your fate.
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