The DWA hath sent us a gift....

i suppose we must worship it. 

They think they can outsmart? Hah, I think not.

First things of order, inspect it for traps or ambush. If nothing is found, burn it! There must be assassins inside that thing, burn them alive! But before that, make a long trail of wood or oil towards the Trojan horse before setting a fire... it might be explosives or a nuke inside! We can keep a good distance away from a possible blast... if my prediction is right. Otherwise, we can watch the fireworks!

You cannot trick one with ploys of the past! Especially if the he scored A+ for history!

Much like telling your children that satan will eat them in their sleep, some things should not be joked about, and the DWA is one of them.

Of course, we did kick their ass totally and destroy them utterly, so this joke may proceed.

 agreed 

crap! it was all just a distraction! while we were distracted by the big wooden horse and the flaming human torch Gorgo snuck in from behind! 

Quick we need GODZILLA!!!

unfortunately Ultraman was the only super-sized super hero available. 

NO! NO! ITS JARJAR BINKS!

this is going to be fun.... 

you wish to take on the mighty Ultraman?? Or are you going for the Gor,,, err.. whatever my latest rubber menace is??

now do i look masculine?? 

eat Ultraman-blue-ray-hand-spitting-photons Gan Ning!!

*that's Gan Ning getting hit with blue death*

now to take care of Gor... whoever. turn around everyone!! i don't want you to have to see this! 

do i even need to show a picture of what actually happend: Ultra"wo"man is dead cause Gan Ning kicked her Rectus Dominus.... I think not...
Here is what happend in words....
UW: "Take that" (fires blue thingy)
GN: "Ha funny dont you know im impervious to krap like that" (for dramatic effect swings daggers to block and bounce atack back)....*BOOM!!!!*
UW: "ahhhh!!!!" is all we hear before the blue flames finally stop.....
GN:"If you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen"Axel_77

incorrect. because as anyone would expect Ultraman - who you so fiendishly refer to as a woman - is impervious to his own weapons. what rubber suited super giant would do otherwise when devising his weaponry.

*tickles* 

now to finish you off i drop Gor... dude on you and your evil Chinese friends!  

Hey Ultraman, you notice how you show up to save the DWU from Gor... me that is, and the DWU ends up attacking you? you're a rubber suited loser!

Ultraman: die you funky looking beast!! die!! 

now to take care of Gor... whoever. turn around everyone!! i don't want you to have to see this! 

Bruneauinfo

I take it back. Not a woman; a gay dude.

I agree we need a megazord Power Rangers GO!!!

i believe he was refering to me!! er.. us... the full sized taller than most skyscrapers Megazord!! bring it DW!! 

Congrats you beat the Megazord. Now you just need to destroy the other couple dozen they've made over the years.Dragonhart45

Are they seriously still around???Voork

Who? DWA? No they're burried. 

yes, the trojan horse was post dated about three eyars.

All this happened because of a horse. :lol: What's next?

yeah, it's one of those tricks that only works once.