The Nintendo Story! V.1

Have you ever wanted to create your own version of a Nintendo story? Perhaps without all of the happy endings, or without the occassional corny dialogue? Well, now is your chance! This thread is the latest version of the EoNU's Nintendo Story game, where you choose the fate of your favorite Nintendo characters. Veterans of the union will likely remember this game from the very beginning of the union, and now it's back!

In summary of the rules, you can start your own Nintendo Story by posting a paragraph or so that tells the story of X amount of Nintendo characters. You decide what happens, and after you're finished with your post, someone else continues the story with their own post. What will happen in the Nintendo Story? You decide! To kick things off, I will post the first event of the plot...

The Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, Corneria, all worlds linked together... yet closed by the boundaries of... err... a disc? Those barriers however have effectively been broken, with the worlds of the famed heroes and heroines Mario, Link, Starfox, Samus, and more dropped into each others worlds, without a clue of where they are or what has happend. As Mario descends a great plunge into Lake Hylia, he looks up to see not only a blazing hot sun shining down upon him, but a fire arrow as well! As he looks to his left, he sees.... (cont. with the next person's post)

......Micheal Jackson swimming towards him.Mario,in a fit of panic,stabs Micheal Jackson with the fire arrow a bazillion times,only to be pulled under by........

Yep,I'm a freak.:P

Samus.He threw Mario into the sewers because Samus likes Micheal Jackson.Meanwhile Mario...

Samus.He threw Mario into the sewers because Samus likes Micheal Jackson.Meanwhile Mario...

legostarwar12

(By the way, Samus' a she :P)

...tries to find his way out of the sewers. Jumping on a few nasty rats and bats and yelling ''Mama Mia!'' and ''It's me, Mario!'', Mario finally reaches the exit. He ends up in an Orbital Station over the planet Tallon lV where he finds Luigi who was, for an unknown reason, eating...

Yoshi's tail. Or, at least, trying to eat, as it looked so much like the delicious tentacles sold at seafood stands at his favourite theme park. In response, Yoshi tried to 'kick things off' with a boot to Luigi's face. Unfortunately for him.......

...... ZOMBIES !!!! Then Link came out of nowhere, killed the zombies and ....lebanese_boy

...got his head sucked by a Metroid (a real one). The group escaped and stole an escape pod. With the pod, they managed to reach a strange planet. They realized that they had fallen on the Monkey Island. Before they could clear out their mind from the crash, they got caught by the cannibals.

The cannibals wanted to eat them but...

they were on a low fat diet, and we all know how fat Mario is. So instead, they ate...REVOLUTIONfreak

...fruits, so they ended up eating each others. The group managed to steal a pirate ship with which they fled the island. They soon reached...

....Darth Vader ! (Yes I know I'm not original with my stuff :P )

Darth Vader looked upon Mario and told him that he was his father. Mario then replied saying that it was impossible since his father was eaten by a camel in the Desert of Egypt when he was just a month old.

Then Darth Vader said; ''Alright then I'm your mother''. But Mario stil denied his claim by saying that his mother was murdered by a knight in black armor who was then eaten by his own horse.

Vader looked embarassed and so out of place, he then told Mario; ''Oh **** you !''. He then vanished and nobody saw him ever again.

Mario looked at the rest of the crew when suddendly ....

....Darth Vader ! (Yes I know I'm not original with my stuff :P )

Darth Vader looked upon Mario and told him that he was his father. Mario then replied saying that it was impossible since his father was eaten by a camel in the Desert of Egypt when he was just a month old.

Then Darth Vader said; ''Alright then I'm your mother''. But Mario stil denied his claim by saying that his mother was murdered by a knight in black armor who was then eaten by his own horse.

Vader looked embarassed and so out of place, he then told Mario; ''Oh **** you !''. He then vanished and nobody saw him ever again.

Mario looked at the rest of the crew when suddendly ....

lebanese_boy

...a loud "Objection" was heard. Phoenix Wright appeared from nowhere holding some papers. In a breath, he said: I have here some evidence that proves that Mario's father DIDN'T die eaten by a camel in the Desert of Egypt. According to this same evidence, he is, in fact, alive and...

*snap*

Von Karma then entered the scene, whip in hand. With a smug look on her face, she pointed her finger at Phoenix, and said...