I dunno if I'd call Kingdom Hearts average. Of course I've never played it, but based on reviews here and there (ignoring the ones in Japan since they have no credibility whatsoever) it has to be at least somewhat good, I guess.
The reasons as to why I won't pick it up:
1) How can you take a game seriously when you have frickin' disney characters running around. I mean come on, seriously.
2) The thought of a little kid with gravity-defying hair and ogre-sized feet running around with a giant key is just plain retarded. I mean, they call it a frickin' key blade but I don't see a frickin' sharp point on it at all. It's more like a pole with a key head at the end.
3) More on the key. What the hell? How do you turn a key into a weapon? Do Japanese people have some frickin' key fetish or something? Weirdos. I'd understand fusing a chainsaw with a sword or something, but a key? The retarded meter explodes.
4) What the s*** is with all of these spin-offs? If it was just KH1 and KH2, then maybe I'd consider buying them. But we need all of these retarded other games to 'build' onto the story? Just release KH3 already if you want the real money.
5) I know we've all seen this in Final Fantasy games, but this takes it to a whole new level. Characters with weather-related names. Sora, Terra, Ventus, Aqua...and that's just of who I know, who the hell else knows what other characters have retarded names like that. Just give them real names; stop coming up with this bullcrap, nobody likes it.
6) Xemnas = Mansex
All done.
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