The 'Things You'd' Thread

Ok, this thread is actually rather simple. This is going to be a constant thing, kind of like 3 word story. Also, one last thing: This thread has no host! In other words, any officer can moderate this thread as needed...though I doubt there will be any need to start with.

There will be no constant updates or competition. Its just fun and ideas.

Here's how it works. You can post "things you'd" lists. For example.

Things you'd never hear kenpachi say:

"I'm tired of fighting. Lets look at flowers instead!"

"I'm tired. You fight this guy."

or another example.

Things you'd never hear byakuya say:

"Oh, your better than me. I shall humbly step aside."

"Hmm, the peasant has a point."

Those are just examples. (albit probably not the best ones, but you get the idea.)

At the moment, as long as you obey TOS there are no additional rules. They can be "things you'd never..." or "Things you'd like to..." or even "things you'd like to hear" etc. the possibilities are limitless. Just have fun with it, and as long as you obey the TOS and the Gotei 13's standard rules, there shouldnt be a problem.

Things you'd never hear Lisa say:

"I'm going to start reading more sensible books, I've had enough of these perverted manga"

"I love you Shunsui"(*Shudders* Creeped myself with that one)

Things you'd never hear Aizen say:

"You've activated my trap card"

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT"

Things you'd never hear Yamamoto say:

Bankai, Volcano Spa Troll Rush.

Things you'd never hear Rangiku say:

"I think I need breast reduction surgery"

"I'm going to become a nun"

 "I'm giving up sake"

Things you'd never hear Isshin say:

"I'm a VERY calm and patient individual."

"I digress, you are better than me."

"Wrestle? No, I'm too mature for that."

"Ichigo is tired, lets not disturb him today." 

things you'd never hear shunsui say

Bartender- " what would you like?"

Shunsui "Gimmie a water" 

Things you wouldn't hear Toushirou say:

"I like slackers."

"Let's get drunk."

"I believe in Aizen."

things you'd never hear Kon say

" Sex before marrige is terrible!" 

Something you'd never hear Yamamoto say:

"PARTAAAAY!!!!!!!!"

Sui-feng wouldn't say the following:

1. Yoruichi isn't cool.

2. I like Urahara.

3. I like rule breakers.

Things Ashido Kano wouldn't say:

"I forgive the Hollows for what they did to my comrades."

"I'm tired of fighting."

"I'm going home, I see myself making no difference in this struggle."

Things Yachiru would never say:

"I want to try decaf! :D"

"Diet soda sounds fun! :D"

"Guys...I have no ****ing clue." 

Things Jinta would never say:

"Baby baby baby ooooohhhhh"

"Friday friday, gotta get down on friday"

No Jinta would probably still say it, I think.

He just would get another Tessai pummeling. :| 

Things Tousen would never say:

- "Hey look, a blue car!"

- "Yes, I am a Star Trek fan."

No Jinta would probably still say it, I think.

He just would get another Tessai pummeling. :| 

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Jinta likes Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black? :P

Things you'd never hear Kenpachi say:

"Now lets all sit down and talk this out"

"Make love not war"

"Fighting is detestable"

Things you'd never see mayuri say:

"A special ability thats never been seen before that looks truely awsome? Not interested."

Things you'd want to hear Tousen sing:

"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes!"

"But you should know these colors that you're shining are...Surely not the best colors that you shine!"

"Me and the crickets sing all night long. Me and the crickets sing the same damn song."