- You've dyed your air orange
- You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
- ...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"
- Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
- You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
- You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
- You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
- You've named your stuffed animal Kon
- You take the front half of a skull from biology ****and call yourself a Vizard.
- You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
- You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
- ...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you
- You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
- ...And then glued a broken chain to it
- You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
- You wear an eye patch while you wait to give your opponent an "advantage".
- You bust in to ****saying "The spirits are always with you!"
- You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
- Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
- You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
- You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
- You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.
- Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool. (XD!!!!)
- You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
- You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
- You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
- After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk
- You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
- You open up a Bleach web site (O.O Oh snap... I'm glad I haven't done that... yet...)
- ...And call it your life's work. (OMG! XDD)
- You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
- You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
- You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.
- You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
- Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain [insert your name here] to you."
- You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"
- Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
- You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach (Oh boy... I'm already doing it...O.o XD)
- ...And also try to add to this list as well
You Know You've Watched Too much Bleach When...
45. When your best friend comes to your home and treat you like a little brother. *looks at Yoruichi*
91. When you ask you parents to die your hair strawberry blond, buy you a black robe that is suspiciously like Rangikus, and find some cotton to look like rangiku(trust me, you do NOT want to know>_>)
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