hookshot
it reminds me of the daggertail in Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
oh man if link could do combos like the dark prince (without the losing health every second) that would be the bomb!
But i know Nintendo is gonna keep it simple and and just make a crappy ass combo like
1. Hook onto an enemy pull your self to their horse(or mode of transpotation) and then slash them while standing, then Epona rides beside you and you jump back onto her! BOO-YAH
2. Hook onto the ceiling drop a deku nut to blind them and then drop down and sword plant! HELL YEAH!
3. pull the enemy towards yourself and put your shield up to make their face hit the shield! then while their unconscious pull another enemy to you (opposite other enemy) then while they are flying at you, you move out the way then head on collision. then hookshot a weak part of the ceiling and then equip the iron boots and drop the ceiling on them! WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS GOOD STUFF!
4. Pull yourself towards the enemy and (hmmm something not mortal kombat like) ......kick them towards a wall, then while they are dazed shoot at them with the hookshot (equip golden gauntlets) and both of you are tugging on the hookshot link gathers up strength and starts swinging him around! then when the enemy lets go you take out your bow and shoot him with a  light arrow! Oh yeah
5. midway through 4. swing them into the wall and then into enemys! to make this attack more powerful light the guy hooked on on fire by getting the fire hookshot upgrade! (if there only was such a thing) then you just start swinging him around hitting all the enemies in the way! and picking up a few. . . to end this attack while swinging equip the hover boots and you'll be a human helicopter then while holding the hookshot with your mouth tie a string to the arrow and while swinging at top speed let go and make sure the arrow is still on the hookshot handle. when this is done there will still be one enemy on (at this point your 50 feet in the air) the hook (equip the iron boots) and you'll plummet to the ground smashing the enemy into the pit of lava (or magma if you wanna get technical). its not over yet because you lose 4 hearts doing this and your body is trying to recover from the shock (make sure your hookshot is tstill with you) now while you cant move (your legs) put a bomb on the tip of the weapon (you now have the bombshot!) (or you could just tie the sword to the tip whatever) then shoot it at the enemies while your legs are being healed by a fairy! but then you realize if you keep fighting you will die so you see the father of Valoo flying over head and you take out the grappling hook (dont worry i know what im doing) and latch onto his tail but dont climb up yet. you flip upside down and get out the hookshot and hook it onto a water tower (btw make sure the iron boots are off) Valoo's father is pulling and you drop the tower (this is located near a two rivers/streams the stream of fire and the zora river) ....(there was an eruption causing this!) and then the enemies are flooded and they all flow to the stream of fire! what you think it's over pssh. arial combat time (that ends the hookshot funtime hour)
^after that your shooting at the enemies behind you while Valoo's fahter is shooting fireballs at the enemies in front of him BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN the daughter of the shiekah Impa comes out of nowhere. She tells you shes been looking for you and was being hunted by garos! but while shes talking to you (you've already climbed up to valoo's back!) valoo's father is blinded! you have to aim his head at the enemies in front of him and tell him where to fly. Impa's daughter takes your bow and helps you take out the enemies behind Valoo's father! after a while someone from below is shooting you. Impa's still taking out the Little moblin dragon riders. after taking out three in a row she's hit and falls off of valoo's father! link has no choice but to save her! he see one of the dranons with no rider makes a jump to it and swoops down and saves her! she's conscious again and decides to do the same thing! Valoo's father can see again then all of a sudden Ganon's entire army of minions appear and one of them kidnap epona and Malon. Link is see's this and knows he has to stop all the surronding minions! so he tells sheik and and Valoo's father to go find the Son of Darunia and to summon all the gerudos and sheikahs so they can take advantage of this war! link hops of the dranon and onto Epona and takes out the rider on her! he saves malon and grabs and puts her on the back of epona! they then ride into hyrule castle town to get the king's army to help fight the enemies! "Zelda's not there she's fighting in the battle too" the King says.
DAMN, says Link
the castle at this time is being bombarded by millions of bombs
Link find zelda using her magic to put a shield around the castle but the shield will only last 2 minutes.
Then all of a sudden Link is knocked out and Zelda tells the commander to tell his group to protect the castle and stop the bombs!
Link is kidnapped............................LMAO didnt see that comin did you!
Zelda doesnt have a way of getting to him soon so she has to go find Valoo's father and ask him to help her save link! (ZELDA..SAVE....LINK? WHOA THAT WAS WIERD NEVER SAW THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE IN THAT ORDER)
at this point link is in a dungeon (you thought you were gonna play as zelda? LMAO) it looks like a coliseum and all link has is his hookshot and sword (no shield) and he's fighting a goron!
which of the 5 hookshot combos that i made would be best for this?
and will zelda find Young valoo (she found valoo's father but valoo's father was busy she asked her to take his son)
Btw Young Valoo is just a little bigger than then a regualar goron so that's good he can go in dungeons too
when they find each other zelda and young valoo will have to fight their way tons of dungeons to save link
will link defeat the goron using the skill i taugh him? well learned on his own!
and what about the big battle in hyrule field? will Link, Valoo, and Zelda be able to get back there in time?
and where did tingle's(WW) great-grandfather (the one after MM) learn all these powerful magic attacks Tingle must find Link and Valoo to teach them new moves so they will be better fighters!
and why the heck is a goron fighting link? is it mind control
and have the goron's made it to the battle? what about the gerudo's and sheikahs?
we don't know we never will because if i make a topic about it some Jerk will delete the topic!
well i just hope one person reads this!
megaton hammer............................................I just noticed that alot of the same topics seem to occur when will it ever end?Skull_Kid_Rox
you got apoint there
music, tournaments, bosses, swords, etc. WHEN WILL THIS CRAP STOP?
B.L.A.C.K.E.Y.E.D.P to the E then A to the S when we play you shake you **** Shake it SHAKE IT!
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