Mess up a wish

ok, so I think we know how to play this already, but I will explain, so one person will make a wish, then the next person will grant that wish but have something go wrong with the wish, and so on and so forth

Example: I wish for a cookie (Next person posts) granted but its poisoned, I wish for 20 dollars (next person posts) granted, but its conterfeit, I wish for a piece of gum

Everyone get the idea, ok then

I wish my birthday would hurry up and get here

granted but you die on that day

i wish for more ideas for the union

Granted but theyre all terrible

I wish I had time to watch any anime I want.

granted, but then you eventually get bored and die of bordem

I wish I had a PS3

Granted.............................:lol:

I wish I was better at Modern Warfare 2.

granted but someone becomes better than you

I wish for more time to complete schoolwork and have fun

granted but the fun is actually torture

i wish for more activity

granted but its all spam

I wish I knew what time it is

granted but you get the wrong time zone

i wish for cake

Granted but  the one who gives it to you throws the cake to your face, laughing at your face

I wish I could go back in time and make better my entry in SotW#7