Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer Mario!!

The title of the thread explains it all. Post a stupid question (most likely but not limited to about Mario games). The next poster answers the question stupidly and asks another stupid question! :P

Mario must have some pretty strong legs to kick those koopa shells to spin endlessly across the screen. Where does he work out? :P

In mario land lol :D

Why is mario a plummer?

luigis gym and shop'

i need to poop, which mario ds game should i take with me? 

mario poops 3 on 3

How does yoshi lay eggs so fast?

Laxative.:P

What makes Mario super?

cause he is super fat

mario has played many sports..wil mario end playing Darts?

Nope, beer pong.:P

Mario is utimately awesome, can anyone defeat him?

Wario could, if he farted on him...

Why does Mario step on turtles?

Because, Mario was bullied by Koopas when he was little, now he wants his revenge.:twisted::P

Why is Mario red?

Because red is for pizza sauce... :P

Why does Luigi wear green?

He ate too many 1-up mushrooms.:P

Why does Wario like to fart?:P

because he wants to make the world smell AWFUL :P

when yoshi throws his eggs at enemies and the eggs burst is it considered abortion?

No, It's called eggortion.:P

Is Yoshi Godzilla's child?

No he's the son of King Kong

How does Luigi jump so high?

Jump Mushrooms.

Is Mario awesome or super awesome?

super awesome but not as super awesome as luigi! :P

Are toads related to goombas?

Yes, there all pokemon, so when a Goomba becomes Lv. 20 they evolve into Toad.:P

Is Peach Mario or Bowser's wife?

neither, Peach is Toad´s sexual slave

Peach has crabs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-EP-0xEDQ

neither, Peach is Toad´s sexual slave

Peach has crabs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-EP-0xEDQ

gerudoman320

LMAO!! I guess she does. :P

Will SMG2 be an FPS? :P

No it's going to be a stealth game:P

How does Luigi get such a big mustache?

because he's secretly a hairy girl :o

what is mario's biggest secret?

virgin

what is Toad`s wish?

To kill everyone.:P

What's Mario going to do next?

He's going to save Bowser from Peach.

How does Bowser breath fire?

He keeps a bunch of fire flowers in his pocket.

Is Wario related to Mario?

Yes, when Mario was born, a ugly disformed of skin fell off of him and that was Wario.:P

Does Mario ride Donkey Kong like Yoshi?

no, yoshi does

why is mario ACTUALLY fat?

Cause he eats all teh mushrooms!!

Why is Waluigi so stupid?

because he can't even put the L for loser on his hat right :P

why DOES luigi walk around w/ the sign for loser on his head?

Cuz he's telling everyone else that tey're losers. :P

What is Yvan and Wolley's story?

they eat pizzas for free.

in whom is Peach interested

eh she plays to her advantage, she only REALLY loves herself :P

why does nintendo put unseeable scenes of peach in the shower???... in a E game too...

lol You mean in TTYD. :P I don't know, Nintendo gone cuckoo-crazy. :P

How do mushrooms move across the screen? Do they have legs?

no, there is actually super tiny toads that ate 1 too many mini shroom, so they run around pushing all the shrooms trying to become big again

why are goombas so stupid?

Because Bowser eats their brainz

Why is Bowser's fire red?

He is really throwing up blood.:P

Why does Bowser have spikes on his shell?

because he wants to look cool to hide all his weaknesses

why would mario want to betray yoshi?

because he's a jerk to dinosaurs

Is Peach's mother Rosalina? :o

no, rosalina is mario's OTHER wife :o

did you know mario had two wives?

No, he has eighty wives.:o

Is Mario a pimp?

no

is waluigi stupid

Yes.

Is Wario a skinny princess?

No, he just a freak of nature.:P

Is Bowser the lost brother of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

no, he's too slow and stupid ( i do like him still :P )

what does peach do while she's captured by.... bowser

They play hours of Banjo Tooie. That's why she is always getting captured, she does it on purpose to play his N64.:P

Are Peach and Daisy related?

yeah, they're the same person.. haven't you played melee??? ifyou change her dress color, she's daisy :P

How does peach arrange her capture???

Verizon wireless has here backed up.:P

Why does Luigi like to go clubbing so much?

because he has a gf like daisy

why is he dating her anyway?

Sexual purposes.:shock: (I will say no more.:P)

is Mario Santa Claus?