Funniest moment in Stargate

What do you think was the funniest thing that ever happened on Stargate SG-1 or Atlantis?

I thought it was just plain hilarious when Vala unleashed a major can of whoopass on Daniel in that season 8 episode.

In Window of Oppurtunity when in one of the time loops Oniell and Tealc are golfing through the stargate.poundernator

Oh yeah how could I forget about that one? That was really funny too.

Theres a bunch of funny moments in, i forget what it was called, but i think its either Ragnarok or Red Sky. Basically its when they accidentally mess up a sun and it changes to red and they have to ask the asgard for help and Jack says some funny stuff. Also their speech is not backwards like what hermiod or whatever is.Kurushio

Most definately the golf scene in window of opportunity and the one where Thor says that stuff to Sen. Kinsey. Of course I don't like Sen. Kinsey so anytime he is put in his place is hilarious.Narfinriel

In the episode Lost City while Oniel, daniel,and Carter are trying to get oniel to try to read ancient they look at a crossword hes been writing on and Carter mentions that hes wrote 4 down as uma thurman when the clue was celestial body.

In the episode Lost City while Oniel, daniel,and Carter are trying to get oniel to try to read ancient they look at a crossword hes been writing on and Carter mentions that hes wrote 4 down as uma thurman when the clue was celestial body.

poundernator

:shock: That episode just came on. :lol: What are the chances?

in the episode heroes when the camera crew are trying to get a interview with o'neill and he keep avoiding themmjk1

The dialogue alone kills me sometimes.

THOR: "Are you reconsidering...?"
JACK: "No, no, I fully expected the other shoe to drop eventually."
THOR: "Let us hope that this is the last footware to fall."

JACK: "What's your impression of Alar?"
TEALC: "That he is concealing something."
JACK: "Like what?"
TEALC: "I am unsure. He is concealing it."

HAMMOND: "...we're all holding our breath down here."
TEALC: "That is most unwise General Hammond."

JONAS: "Those of us who are not from Earth gotta stick together!"
TEALC: "Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?"

Ah...I love Stargate.

The dialogue alone kills me sometimes.

THOR: "Are you reconsidering...?"
JACK: "No, no, I fully expected the other shoe to drop eventually."
THOR: "Let us hope that this is the last footware to fall."

JACK: "What's your impression of Alar?"
TEALC: "That he is concealing something."
JACK: "Like what?"
TEALC: "I am unsure. He is concealing it."

HAMMOND: "...we're all holding our breath down here."
TEALC: "That is most unwise General Hammond."

JONAS: "Those of us who are not from Earth gotta stick together!"
TEALC: "Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?"

Ah...I love Stargate.

ArdnekGames

:lol: All of those are easily some of the funniest moments ever.

the episode where anubis tries to destroy the stargate and Dr McKay is yapping about anubis with his cliched monologues.
i think it was something like "prepare to meet your dooom!! and then the gate shuts down, oh....sorry"

selbie

it has to be in window of opportunity when jack resigns so he can kiss carter just before the loop restarts. then hes back in the cafe staring at carter and she asks what hes looking at. priceless

Probably not exact...but here's another of my favorites:

DANIEL: "Their world is on fire and we're offering them gasoline!"
TEALC: "We are in fact offering them water Daniel Jakcson."
DANIEL: "I was speaking metaphorically."
JACK: "Well stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c!"

Probably not exact...but here's another of my favorites:

DANIEL: "Their world is on fire and we're offering them gasoline!"
TEALC: "We are in fact offering them water Daniel Jakcson."
DANIEL: "I was speaking metaphorically."
JACK: "Well stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c!"

ArdnekGames

LOL!!! What episode is that from?

Their is a fav quotes thread some where on this union but since you've started putting quotes on this thread here are my all time fav and their are quite a lot

changeling
Sam : "Teal'c, having trouble sleeping?"
Teal'c : "Indeed"
Sam: "Why dont you try a glass of warm milk, that always helps me sleep"
Teal'c: in disgust "I WILL NOT CONSUME BOVINE LACTOSE AT ANY TEMPERATURE"

Citizen Joe
Daniel: He broke into your house
Jack: Yeah
Daniel: Second week in a row
Jack: I know
Daniel: Alarm.
Jack: I was thinking of a dog
Joe: You could try locking your door

space race
alien: i had this translated into your language.
(hands her the instruction manual, sam looks through it)
jack: that isn't our language!
sam:no sir it's mine.

THOR'S CHARIOT
Daniel: "Well, I guess we'll just have to hold up in here a while till things calm down."
Teal'c: "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson.They will in fact calm up."

Nemisis
Jack : "Say something....make it meaningful"
Teal'c: "One small step for Jaffa"
Jack: "Nice"

(1969)
Sam ~ I can't think of an 'or' at the moment sir.
Daniel ~ No 'or'?
Jack ~ There's an 'or'.
Daniel ~ There's an 'or'?
Sam ~ You can' t just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.
Jack ~ Captain, where there's a will, there's an 'or'.

(Holiday)
Jack ~ Alright. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Daniel ~ I don't have a sister Jack. And if I did, I wouldn't let you near her.

Jack ~ Whole boxes of the material could be missing.
Daniel ~ No, the Pentagon said this was everything.
Jack ~ Oh please. The Pentagon has lost entire countries.
(The Torment of Tantalus)

The 5th Race
Hammond: "What does it mean?"
Daniel: "Uh...uh...Well my translation's a little bit vague...um...I think the circle means "The Place of our legacy"...um...or it could be "A piece of our leg"...but the first seems to make more sense"

Nightwalkers
Jonas: "I'm really starting to enjoy this traditional American food."
Carter: "We have another tradition...it's called hardened arteries."

[QUOTE="ArdnekGames"]

Probably not exact...but here's another of my favorites:

DANIEL: "Their world is on fire and we're offering them gasoline!"
TEALC: "We are in fact offering them water Daniel Jakcson."
DANIEL: "I was speaking metaphorically."
JACK: "Well stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c!"

Narfinriel

LOL!!! What episode is that from?

I don't know the episode title, but it's the one where SG-1 helps a race of people living underground. The race offers them all of their technology in exchange for heavy water (which they will use to power their defense shields and to power weapons.) SG-1 eventually finds out that this underground race is actually trying to create some sort of Arayan society (think Hitler's Nazi Germany).

Yeah that was a good episode.

Sam : YOu have been having visions of a barber for six years and didn't tell anyone.

Jack : I found it relaxing

Thats not how it goes but you get the gist of it.
shockwave04

It goes like this:

Sam: You've been seing the life of a barber for seven years and you never mentioned it?

Jack: I did... I'm sure I did... didn't I?

Daniel: *Puzzled look on face*

Sam: No... no you didn't sir.

Jack: I didn't...

No problem.

Oh, and here's another one:

Jack: All I'm sayin, just for the record... this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with. * begins to walk away*

Sam: Wackier than strapping an active gate onto the back of the X-302?

Jack: *nods* oh yeah...

Sam: Wackier than blowing up a sun?!

Jack: *heading out the door* yyyyyeepp...

Sam: ... he's probably right.

(If that's how it goes, I think I might have misssed a line or two.)

[QUOTE="Narfinriel"][QUOTE="ArdnekGames"]

Probably not exact...but here's another of my favorites:

DANIEL: "Their world is on fire and we're offering them gasoline!"
TEALC: "We are in fact offering them water Daniel Jakcson."
DANIEL: "I was speaking metaphorically."
JACK: "Well stop it! It's not fair to Teal'c!"

ArdnekGames

LOL!!! What episode is that from?

I don't know the episode title, but it's the one where SG-1 helps a race of people living underground. The race offers them all of their technology in exchange for heavy water (which they will use to power their defense shields and to power weapons.) SG-1 eventually finds out that this underground race is actually trying to create some sort of Arayan society (think Hitler's Nazi Germany).

i watched an episode in season 2 i think called Holiday where an old man switches bodies with daniel jackson. also teal'c and o'neil do the same and its funny hearing teal'c sounding like that

i found it funny when teal'c in o'neils body was going to cut his hair off

Yeah and RDA and Judge actually did it very well. I was surprised how well actually. Definately above star trek calibur. It did truly seem like their conciousnesses had been switched. Kindof a sad episode too though. Oh well, stargate does those good too.Sarge_Maximus2

I think the Star Wars fan are weider(SP?) tho.shockwave04

Hey theres nothing wrong with star wars fans