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#1 DarthMcWord
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Ok, I completly stole this idea from the Elder Scrolls Elite Union, so sorry! So what you do is you find the coolest way to kill the person who posted above you. So if shockwave04 posted in above me, my post might say something like this:

"The Goa'uld shockwave04 and I were in a fierce battle near the Stargate, which was on. I got part of  his head in the event horizon and my companion shut to gate off"

Of course I got that from 'The Enemy Within', and also no offence to shockwave04, I just enjoy picking on the leader. So, get out your Zats and go to war!

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#2 shockwave04
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Prior Shockwave descovers DarthMcWorld is not a believer of the Ori. A large crowd gathers to see DarthMcWorld's possessed body "cleansed." And as he is tied to the Altar he cries for mercey, but know one listens to the unbeliever. A fuel-lit fire soon overtakes DarthMcWorld and he is burned to death. I like this game lol
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#3 Sarge_Maximus2
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Sarge realises that shockwave is actually Colonel Mitchell and opens fire on him with a M-60. Mitchell does not survive...
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#4 KnightsofRound
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Knights dials the black hole planet and throws sarge into the gate.  He is teared apart by the black hole.
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#5 deshields538
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deshields discovers Knights is a Gou'ald so he sneaks abord his mothership and disables the sublight engines when in hyperspace. Knights cant slow down after hyperspace and chrashes into a nearby planet.
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#6 Chris3123
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Chris3123 zats deshields538 and binds him. After he awakens, Chris3123 postions the bottom half of deshields538's bound and squirming body on the Ring platform, with the top half resting outside the platform area. Chris3123 then activates the Rings. BWAHAHAHAH

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#7 shockwave04
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Chris3123 and his team are aptures by Shockwave king of Wraiths. As Chris3123 watches his team mates be feed apon he gets more worried about not going home to see his family again. King Shockwave only takes 1 or 2 years at a time to make Chris3123 suffer for as long a possible. And after 12 painfull days Chris3123 finally surcomes to his wounds.
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#8 Kurushio
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Weird aliens from the episode Spirits clap thier hands and makes shockwave disappear forever!!! (to the new members this is about the worse death that shockwave can suffer lol).
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#9 Sarge_Maximus2
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From nowhere, Sarge fires a well aimed shot with his staff weapon that brutally hits Kurushio in the head. He's dead before he hits the ground.
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#10 bbbourb
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bbbourb contacts General O'Neill and informs him of Sarge's mutiny against Colonel Mitchell.  Jack says "What?  Hey, I picked him myself!  This Sarge guy is worse than Maybourne!" and proceeds to unload a P90's clip into Sarge's torso, dropping him like a rock.  "Mutiny my @$$, that's my son!"  :lol:
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#11 deshields538
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deshields shoots bbbourb with a gun and leaves his body in my army tent. I forget to turn off off the tel'chac device beside him and he quickly becomes a zombie. After killing several times normally deshields finally launches a grenade into his torso blasting him to pieces.
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#12 Kneller1
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Kneller1 activates the gate...

 ... And runs screaming through it!

 (deshields scares me)

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#13 Sarge_Maximus2
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As soon as kneller arrives at the other side Sarg yells: "NOW!" and Sam activates the C-4, blowing kneller into next week. Sam and Sarge celebrate with a cup of wine. "Who needs beer?"
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#14 deshields538
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Sarge fails to see that it's actually replicator carter, who works for me. Sarge is then impailed by rep Carter's sword/hand weapon.
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#15 Sarge_Maximus2
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Sarge uses the last charge in the replicator killer-gun to kill replicator sam, then smacks deshields over the head with it, killing him instantly,
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#16 deshields538
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Sarge tries to escape the planet in a death glidder. However deshields rigged the guidence system to send him into the black abyss of space. Sarge dies a slow, cold death.
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#17 Kneller1
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Kneller1 ties a rope to the death glider and attaches it to deshields. The both go off and die, wile kneller just laughs!
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#18 deshields538
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deshields dies but the rope breaks and his body files back to the planet at 1000 miles an hour and crushes Kneller as it lands.
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#19 Kneller1
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err, am i ment to kill the corpse then? oh, well i don't mind. Kneller's bones impale deshields body when he comes crashing down on him.
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#20 Sarge_Maximus2
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Sarge stomps on the remains...
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#21 deshields538
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deshields sends a uav through the gate to mark Sarge with a laser. deshields sends a laser guided missle through the gate and blows Sarge to kingdom come
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#22 Kneller1
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Kneller attaches another rope to deshields, tieing him to yhe rocket. He goes flying through the stargate and blows up with sarge.
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#23 ORich
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And then the planet passes through the solar systems asteroid belt and rains fire down below killing all while I watch nearby in my mothership.
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#24 Sarge_Maximus2
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Sarge kills orich's personal guard and slowly drains the life from orich with a gould hand device.
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#25 ORich
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And while sarge drains my life, the sun explodes because I sent in an active stargate connected to the black hole.
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#26 DoHo
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DoHo roams the universe as an ascended being, not worrying with the trivialties of unascended beings.. Female locker rooms are alright though.
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#27 deshields538
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deshields kills Doho with Merlin's anti-ascendent machine.
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#28 Kneller1
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kneller attaches yet another rope to deshields and then... erm... strangles him?
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#29 KnightsofRound
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Knights feeds kneller to a pack of wild Unas.  They roast him alive above a fire while chanting tribal rituals.
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#30 DoHo
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DoHo realises everyone has died several times over and have "magically" been revived, he then slaps KnightsofRound for no good reason.
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#31 Sarge_Maximus2
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Sarge can't bring himself to kill DoHo cause he's his good friend that hasn't been on in so long, so instead, he shoots KnightsofRound.
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#32 shockwave04
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Shockwave has no problem shooting DoHo, and while he was there he pluged sarge too.
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#33 Data_Lives
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Data the Wraith procures a Sarcophagus and continues through a cycle of feeding on shockwave and healing him until he is dead...
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#34 KnightsofRound
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Knights ties sarge to a chair and puts him in a straight jacket and makes him watch season 9 over and over again until his head explodes.

Knights also through Data in there who goes insane and dies from Sarge's agony.
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#35 Sarge_Maximus2
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(how cruel ^ :evil: ) Sarge escapes from the restraints and grabs data, using him as a human shield untill he finds knightsofround and leaps on him, punching him mercilessly into the ground.
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#36 deshields538
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deshields unleashes a group of Ori bugs on Sarge which eat him alive.
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#37 Kneller1
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kneller ties yet another rope to deshields, attaching him to sarge so the bugs eat them both!
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#38 Sarge_Maximus2
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But Sarge is superman so the bugs can't eat him. Instead, sarge leaves deshealds and grabs kneller and plummets him with a swift smash to the head and sends him to the planet core.
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#39 deshields538
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deshields lures Ori bugs away with a pork chop. He then chops off Sarge's head with a samurai Katana.
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#40 shockwave04
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But Sarge is superman so the bugs can't eat him. Instead, sarge leaves deshealds and grabs kneller and plummets him with a swift smash to the head and sends him to the planet core.Sarge_Maximus2
The thread it call kill the above poster "stargate style" And last time I checked superman wasn't there lol
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#41 Sarge_Maximus2
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Oh very well.......... Sarge hops up on a M.A.L.P. turret and rips shockwave to ribbons with the 75 calibur, 8-inch long armor piercing, 40-ought-44-ought-40, anti-tank, 47 mm wide rounds he fires at 1200 rpm.
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#42 ORich
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and with the flick of my rist I break sarge's neck with my Ori powers.
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#43 deshields538
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deshields makes Ori Orich so angry because of my abilty to make his powers useless that he bursts into flames.
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#44 Sarge_Maximus2
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So since orich's powers were tamperred with, sarge's neck was not broken and he rips deshields to ribbons with the 75 calibur, 8-inch long armor piercing, 40-ought-44-ought-40, anti-tank, 47 mm wide rounds he fires at 1200 rpm.
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#45 Data_Lives
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Decides to do something simple, activates the stargate, throws sarge down so his head is past the event horizon and deactivates it...

and if he survives, forces sarge to watch all ten seasons of Wormhole X-treme

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#46 deshields538
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*deshields blows data_lives face off with a Death Glider blaster cannon.*
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#47 Sarge_Maximus2
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And sarge jumps down from his hiding place in th cieling and snaps deshield's neck.
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#48 Data_Lives
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Volunteers Sarge to the Tok'ra for a suicide mission
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#49 Kneller1
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The thread it call kill the above poster "stargate style" And last time I checked superman wasn't there lolshockwave04

You must of missed that episode.

sarge commits sucide before the mission, so Data_lives haves to go.

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#50 Ace20
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The Asgard Ace20 teleports Kneller1 into the cronoshpere of a nearby sun and is incinerated.
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