Witty Caption Contest

Some rules to follow and here they are. (these were PM me by curlfro)

1) You can make one caption and vote twice for any two captions.
2) There will be a period of 3 days to post your single caption. After that post your vote in the thread.Time period for voting would be 2 days.You can edit your caption before voting. We'll keep you update through PMs.
3) Try to post in least numbers before,during and after any Round.
4) You can't vote for yourself, so vote for others and also write the caption in your vote.
5)In the the ranking system, a winner will get 10 points on each picture and the first person to achieve 100 points will get something big. In case of a draw between two users, 5-5 points will be awarded. Time period would be increased if there is a draw with more than 2 two members.
6)Be creative and make some funny captions! and avoid abuse language.
7)And make sure that you read TUGOWU rules.

Stats:
Round #1: Tyrant-666 (winner)
Round #2: Tyrant-666 (winner)
Round #3: m3ss (winner)
Round #4: Tyrant-666 & Guest_1001 (draw)
Round #5: curlfro (winner)
Round #6: Tyrant-666 & solidusScott (draw)
Round #7: m3ss (winner)
Round #8: m3ss & GodOfWar_1990 (draw)
Round #9: m3ss (winner)
Round #10: Tied (4 members)
Round #11: DevilMayCry85 (winner)
Round #12: GodofWar_1990 (winner)
Round #13: DevilMayCry85 (winner)
Round #14: DevilMayCry85 (winner)

Rank : Name : Points
#1 :          m3ss         : 35 pts
#2 :     Tyrant-666    :  30pts
#2 : DevilMayCry85 : 30pts
#3 : GodofWar_1990 :15pts 
#4 :        curlfro         :  10pts  
#5  :     Guest_1001     :  5pts
#5  :      solidusScott     : 5pts

#1 (29/June/2006) (entries are closed, go to last page)

I'll go first:
You coward! You ruin the blood with pee. No one would give him water. (directer says)

1. i knew i shouldn't have stolen that bread

"At least I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO."

"Jeez, I wonder what he'll do when I tell him I need some time off."

"Who peed in your cheerios, Kratos?"

"Jeez, I wonder what he'll do when I tell him I need some time off."m3ss

Bloody sh*t Kratos, I thought you were done with killing innocent people and now you did it only to gain a few millimeters of health... urgh *dies*

Blood donation in ancient times; a very messy affair. Makes you glad we have syringes, doesn't it?!

Voting starts now. You can vote once and you can't vote for yourself. The voting will last for one day. For voting, post your vote here (in the thread and write the caption).

-Ignore the rules for the first contest,(because many of you didn't understand them  especially 'One caption only', so tommarow, I'll make some changes to rules and make sure you read them.and new picture will be waiting for you.
May the best caption wins.

my vot goes to Steingrimur:
"Bloody sh*t Kratos, I thought you were done with killing innocent people and now you did it only to gain a few millimeters of health... urgh *dies*"

I vote for Guest_1001's,

"Sorry I'm such a mess, I walked into a door."

"Blood donation in ancient times; a very messy affair. Makes you glad we have syringes, doesn't it?!"

lol :lol:

"Blood donation in ancient times; a very messy affair. Makes you glad we have syringes, doesn't it?!"

#2 (3rd/July/2006)(entries are closed, go to last page)

-it's fixed. Thank God!

"Man, this staring contest is instense!" Tyrant-666

[QUOTE="Tyrant-666"]"Man, this staring contest is instense!" SR54

Thanks man! I'm just doing my best to humour the members of this union. :P

Prisoner: What would you do for a klondike bar?

Kratos: Sacrifice a person.

Voting Starts now!

my vote goes to tuff_gong92,

"Prisoner: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Kratos: Sacrifice a person"

My vote goes to Guest_1001:

"It's all very well for you, Kratos; you don't have a cage growing out of your feet."

I vote for Tyrant-666

"Man, this staring contest is instense!"

I vote for Tyrant-666 too.

"Man, this staring contest is instense!"

Round #2 ends now, tyrant-666 once again won. His caption was
"Man, this staring contest is instense!"

For round #3(9 July)(entries are closed), the picture is as below


-Make sure you read rules(inside first post) and may the best caption wins :D.

 Kratos: ...... 2 another person i didnt kill take that Athena

*Guard curses kratos* "He slapped my back and I can't use it for fame, Mommy help"

Kratos: "HEY BUDDY...IS IT A GOOD VIEW FROM OVER THERE?"

Kratos-Umm...I guess this would be a good time to tell you...the elevator is broken.