Corrupt a wish

It's a popular game in lots of the other forums, so I decided to make one.

If you haven't heard of one before, heres an example.

Ex: I wish old spyro gameplay came back

granted, but now it sucks so badly that you would wish the L.O.S gameplay was back, but it never will be.

I'll start

I wish spyro had cool looking hair.

To SOAD, granted, but it only last 5 seconds long and it's just button mashing

To SwordMaster, Granted but it's a plastic one and he can't use it because he is physically incapable of doing so.

Corrupt a wish is always fun.

Ok, I wish Malefor was Spyro's father.

Granted, but Spyro's hand is cut off whilst fighting him.

I wish the Melee attacks would be abolished...

Granted, but Spyro wasn't even in them.

I wish they put Mudkipz in Spyro games.

Granted, but Mudkipz gets killed by one of the bosses before you even see him.

Wait, I forgot to say mine....

I wish Cynder and Spyro had kids

*stares in awe*

Damn....:|

:lol:

:?

^ Granted, but the games pulls a MGS2 and you only get to play as cynder for only an hour before you are forced to play as some new, annoying character, and while the game is about cynder, you will never see her again till the final cutscene....as a cameo. ilikegodofwar21

Granted, but he can't walk.

I wish Spyro 3 bosses weren't so annoyingly hard.

Granted, but they're now annoyingly easy

I wish I had control of who appear, what happens, and how the gameplay works in Spyro D.o.D

Granted, but you make the game boring.

I wish there were more Hunter levels.

Granted, but since I still have control over the game, I make it so that levels are 99% cutscences, 1% game.

I wish spyro's hand made him have super strength and speed.

Granted, but now whenever Spyro kills a enemy it bounces off a wall and hits Spyro directly in the head causing you to lose a life. And Spyro goes so fast that you dash into every wall around you.

I wish Spyro could become a giant dragon.

Granted, but he's fat.

I wish Spyro was a gangsta.

Granted but Spyro gets shot by the mob boss.

Granted, but he then gets shot by the nearest hunter because his purple skin/fur stood out way to much in the wild, now his head stands as a trophy with the words " The one and only purple moose. " written in the bottom of the trophy.

I wish my wish will not be wished so it won't get corrupted.

Granted, but since you still wished for that wish, it gets corrupted somehow. :P

I wish ANB and TEN weren't so annoying.

Granted, but they can only be a minute long.

I wish I get to voice Spyro in DotD.

^ Granted, but everyone hates your voice acting attempts and burn your house down out of pure anger ( Extreme? Yes. Funny? Oh yea >:) )

I wish spyro's fury attack could kill all the enemies in the game and give you a perfect score.

Granted, but immediatly after your memory gets corrupted, and you can never use any history on your memory card again,

I wish Spyro had his own soda company.

Granted, but as revenge for corrupting my memory card, I secretly put huge put electric safe programs which will cause anyone to touch it to get a electric shock. Thus hurting the soda company you wished for.

I wish my plan was successful.

Wow, this is getting intense! :o ---> :lol:

I wish Spyro was an unlockable character on a Tony Hawk game!!!

Granted, but he controls no better than he does on YOTD.

I wish isometric Spyro games weren't so confusing.

GRANTED: But now the easiness of the isometric games cause a chemical inbalance of the universe that changes cats to chickens!!!!

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

GRANTED: But his pet doesnt take too kindly to cynder, and eats her. LOL!

Ok, my turn:

I wish Spyro was a larger dragon than he is in DOTD.

Granted, but he's too fat to fly.

I wish Sparx could shoot fire.

Wish granted, but he causes a forest fire and he is in it and burns to death :P

I wish Spyro was livin with me AND I kept it a secret AND Cynder was there too AND Military, Navy, etc didn't know AND he is teh size in DOTD (He can so fit inside a room). Try corrupting that wish :P

Granted, but they are so ground-breaking that they cost $100,000.....each.

I wish the Insomniac Spyro met the L.o.S Spyro.

Granted, and this is what would happen.

I wish Spyro was more popular, even for a small moment...