Ladies & Gentlemen, WWE has just bought TNA.

*HYPOTHETICALLY*

But now that I've curbed your enthusiasm, book a Wrestlemania card with CURRENT WWE & TNA rosters.

Make it so if they aren't signed they can't wrestle.

We haven't had one of these in a while so you know what to do.

Gotta love the misleading thread titles.

After giving this a little thought, here we go:

1. London and Kendrick vs the Motor City Machine Guns: Winners: Motor City Machine Guns
2. X Division vs Cruiserweight 6-Man: Jay Lethal, Petey Williams and Sonjay Dutt vs Jamie Noble, Jimmy Yang and Shannon Moore: Winner: X Division following a Canadien Destroyer which'll probably get Petey fired.
3. Unification Qualifying Match: WWE Title vs World Title: Randy Orton vs Edge. Winner: Edge
4. Unification Qualifier: "Its all in the family." Triple H vs Jeff Jarrett: Winner: Triple H
5. Unification Qualifier: TNA Title Match: Kirk Angel vs Christian: Winner: Christian
6. Unification Qualifier: John Cena vs Samoa Joe. Winner: Samoa Joe
7. Monster's Ball: Undertaker vs Kane vs Umaga vs Abyss vs Rhino vs Tomko. Winner: Undertaker
8. AJ St-yles vs Shawn Michaels. Winner: Shawn Michaels
9. Ultimate X MITB: Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy vs Chris Jericho vs Christopher Daniels vs Kazarian vs Elix Skipper. Winner: Jeff Hardy
10. Undiputed Championship Match: Edge vs Christian vs Triple H vs Samoa Joe: Winner: Samoa Joe. Starts out as a pseudo Tag match, with E and C renuiting and forcing Joe and Trips to form a makeshift team, until Joe decides enough is enough and doesn't save Trips. Edge eliminates Triple H. Now E and C beat down on Joe until they start turning on each other. Edge eliminates Christian. Joe defeats Edge and wins the Undisputed Championship.

10. Undiputed Championship Match: Edge vs Christian vs Triple H vs Samoa Joe: Winner: Samoa Joe. Starts out as a pseudo Tag match, with E and C renuiting and forcing Joe and Trips to form a makeshift team, until Joe decides enough is enough and doesn't save Trips. Edge eliminates Triple H. Now E and C beat down on Joe until they start turning on each other. Edge eliminates Christian. Joe defeats Edge and wins the Undisputed Championship.

The_Dude14

That, my friend, is an amazing idea. Although, I doubt Triple H would be in the match, it'd be John Cena. And, the E would probably not let Samoa Joe win, since if they DID buy TNA, I am sure they'd try and bury it, just like WCW and ECW.

HHH vs. Jeff Jarret goes to a 60 minute time limit after both men refuse to job. both men just stand in their corner for 60 minutes.

Dave Meltzer calls it a MOTYC

Indy fans hate it because they don't do any flips

TNA fans hate it because there aren't enough gimmicks in it or a run-in

WWE fans hate it because it's faster than a regular WWE match and thus get confused and uninterested

The_Dude hates it because neither man dies

Chicago_Nut hates it because Cena isn't in it

I hate it because that means MCMG vs. Londricks is cut short to 2 minutes...it'll still be MOTN

HHH vs. Jeff Jarret goes to a 60 minute time limit after both men refuse to job. both men just stand in their corner for 60 minutes.

sephy37

Also, for opener of that same event, you could have match between Shark Boy of old and Val Venis, in which ends similar result, because both men cannot stop arguing over which one of them is going do the job first.

HHH vs. Jeff Jarret goes to a 60 minute time limit after both men refuse to job. both men just stand in their corner for 60 minutes.

Dave Meltzer calls it a MOTYC

Indy fans hate it because they don't do any flips

TNA fans hate it because there aren't enough gimmicks in it or a run-in

WWE fans hate it because it's faster than a regular WWE match and thus get confused and uninterested

The_Dude hates it because neither man dies

Chicago_Nut hates it because Cena isn't in it

I hate it because that means MCMG vs. Londricks is cut short to 2 minutes...it'll still be MOTN

sephy37

[QUOTE="sephy37"]

HHH vs. Jeff Jarret goes to a 60 minute time limit after both men refuse to job. both men just stand in their corner for 60 minutes.

Dave Meltzer calls it a MOTYC

Indy fans hate it because they don't do any flips

TNA fans hate it because there aren't enough gimmicks in it or a run-in

WWE fans hate it because it's faster than a regular WWE match and thus get confused and uninterested

The_Dude hates it because neither man dies

Chicago_Nut hates it because Cena isn't in it

I hate it because that means MCMG vs. Londricks is cut short to 2 minutes...it'll still be MOTN

lilhbk

And lilhbk hates it because hbk doesn't show up and delivers some sweet chin music to both of them

All joking aside, I would totally be in favor of seeing that, even if it it would probably equal into having more cookie-cutter Shawn-Trips matches, just so would be guaranteed not to have any more damn DX reunions for while... even if, you know, we all know probably just lead YET ANOTHER DX installment/reunion down the road, this time, in walkers.

heh, good one.

Ok let's see...

Ultimate X Challenge:Jay Lethal, MMG vs. Rey Mysterio + The Hardys

MITB: Chris Jericho, Edge, HBK, CM Punk, AJ Styles, Christian, Kaz, Eric Young

Womens Title: Awesome Kong vs Beth Pheonix

4-Way Tag Challenge(TNA team gets a title if they pin a WWE team): 3D vs LAX vs Miz + Morrison(champs) vs London + Kendrick(champs)

John Cena + Kurt Angle vs. Big Show + Booker T

Extreme Rules ECW Championship: Tommy Dreamer vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Kane vs. Rhino vs. Tomko vs. Abyss

World Heavyweight Championship: Undertaker vs. Sting

WWE Championship: Triple H vs. Samoa Joe(TNA champ chooses to challenge WWE champ after losing title through merger)

...eh?