My Head Wants To Explode (Great American Bash Spoilers)

WWE Raw Preview:

John Cena overcame another massive challenge to his WWE Championship when he defeated Bobby Lashly in a classic at The Great American Bash. Meanwhile, Candice Michelle cemented her hold on the Women's Championship with a hard-fought victory over Melina. These two champions will unite when they team up on Raw to take on Intercontinental Champion Umaga and World Tag Team Champions Cade & Murdoch in the first-ever Champions Only Match.

John Cena & Diva vs. Umaga, Cade & Murdoch...

Chicago_Nut, please defend this booking decision because it's giving me a headache at how Cena will probably overcome the odds or at how this is almost as bad as any one of TNA's bad booking decisions.

or anyone for that matter. please.

(i know there should be a Raw discussion...but whatever. somebody else can make it)

NO ONE can justify this freakin booking decision. The worst part... I have a feeling Candice will make the cover.

Melina is hotter.

Man, I have no idea what you guys are talking about? This is wonderful idea.

First of all, they are making history --- first time ever that all of the champions from any brand or company will be in single matchof their perspective brand or company. History in the making, folks. In regards to TNA's attempt at dong the same thing, as Batista once said "that is not wrestling," and God know whatever he says goes, because as we all know, he is grand master of wrestling that everyone needs to respect. Hell, I do not have to tell this, folks - you already know this much and more to be true.

Plus, why should any of the belts belt receive focus and attention, when you add them all into single match. It saves for time that is unnecessary regardless and hopefully, will allow for that extra time for Vince McMahon to have 10-20 minutes on his widely entertaining antics. I swear - that is what wrestling needs more of --- Vince McMahon. The man is freakin' genious! Nope, sir, never dole moment with McMahon in charge, especially when its the likes of Linda McMahon, who has great emotion, or Stephanie, who voice is smooth as butter.

In addition, this will make for some great drama --- how will John Cena, your hero and mine (along with being without shadow of the doubt, best damn wrestler in the entire business of professional wrestling), over come the odds? This has to be his greatest challenge to date. Whatever case, with that hottie Candice at his side (great freakin' women's wrestler, by the way), I know he can do it - I believe in him.

Man, I have no idea what you guys are talking about? This is wonderful idea.

First of all, they are making history --- first time ever that all of the champions from any brand or company will be in single matchof their perspective brand or company. History in the making, folks. In regards to TNA's attempt at dong the same thing, as Batista once said "that is not wrestling," and God know whatever he says goes, because as well all know, he is grand master of wrestling that everyone needs to respect. Hell, I do not have to tell this, folks - you already know this much and more to be true.

Plus, why should any of the belts belt receive focus and attention, when you add them all into single match. It saves for time and hopefully, will allow for that extra time for Vince McMahon to have 10-20 minutes on his widely entertaining antics. I swear - that is what wrestling needs more of --- Vince McMahon. The man is freakin' genious! Nope, sir, never dole moment with McMahon in charge, especially when its the likes of Linda McMahon, who has great emotion, or Stephanie, who voice is smooth as butter.

In addition, this will make for some great drama --- how will John Cena, your hero and mine (along with being without shadow of the doubt, best damn wrestler in the entire business of professional wrestling), over come the odds? This has to be his greatest challenge to date. Whatever case, with that hottie Candice at his side (great freakin' women's wrestler, by the way), I know he can do it - I believe in him.

Link256

my sarcasm detector is off the chart!

Damn Link is a gimmick poster now... we can only hope he's drunk. Link... you so craaazy!

Damn Link is a gimmick poster now... we can only hope he's drunk. Link... you so craaazy!

Total-KO

I wish I could think of something witty to say in return (or give you an answer that is the opposite of what I am about tell you), however, the sad truth matter is that no, I am not drunk.

However, for whatever, it is worth, your words were inspirational part behind my post. :oops:

Man, I have no idea what you guys are talking about? This is wonderful idea.

First of all, they are making history --- first time ever that all of the champions from any brand or company will be in single matchof their perspective brand or company. History in the making, folks. In regards to TNA's attempt at dong the same thing, as Batista once said "that is not wrestling," and God know whatever he says goes, because as we all know, he is grand master of wrestling that everyone needs to respect. Hell, I do not have to tell this, folks - you already know this much and more to be true.

Plus, why should any of the belts belt receive focus and attention, when you add them all into single match. It saves for time that is unnecessary regardless and hopefully, will allow for that extra time for Vince McMahon to have 10-20 minutes on his widely entertaining antics. I swear - that is what wrestling needs more of --- Vince McMahon. The man is freakin' genious! Nope, sir, never dole moment with McMahon in charge, especially when its the likes of Linda McMahon, who has great emotion, or Stephanie, who voice is smooth as butter.

In addition, this will make for some great drama --- how will John Cena, your hero and mine (along with being without shadow of the doubt, best damn wrestler in the entire business of professional wrestling), over come the odds? This has to be his greatest challenge to date. Whatever case, with that hottie Candice at his side (great freakin' women's wrestler, by the way), I know he can do it - I believe in him.

Link256

Man, I have no idea what you guys are talking about? This is wonderful idea.

First of all, they are making history --- first time ever that all of the champions from any brand or company will be in single matchof their perspective brand or company. History in the making, folks. In regards to TNA's attempt at dong the same thing, as Batista once said "that is not wrestling," and God know whatever he says goes, because as we all know, he is grand master of wrestling that everyone needs to respect. Hell, I do not have to tell this, folks - you already know this much and more to be true.

Plus, why should any of the belts belt receive focus and attention, when you add them all into single match. It saves for time that is unnecessary regardless and hopefully, will allow for that extra time for Vince McMahon to have 10-20 minutes on his widely entertaining antics. I swear - that is what wrestling needs more of --- Vince McMahon. The man is freakin' genious! Nope, sir, never dole moment with McMahon in charge, especially when its the likes of Linda McMahon, who has great emotion, or Stephanie, who voice is smooth as butter.

In addition, this will make for some great drama --- how will John Cena, your hero and mine (along with being without shadow of the doubt, best damn wrestler in the entire business of professional wrestling), over come the odds? This has to be his greatest challenge to date. Whatever case, with that hottie Candice at his side (great freakin' women's wrestler, by the way), I know he can do it - I believe in him.

Link256

I love that hottie Candice and how she can overcome the odds against Melina, the second-rate skinny ass model the WWE hired that has no wrestling skill at all, time and time again.

what are you guys talkin about? this is gonna be better than anything last night! I'll even go as far as to say, MOTY candidate!!!McnabbsPHIeagle

K, you took it to far there. Failed.

Its like watching someone continually headbutt a brick wall to knock it down. There's a door five feet to the left that they could walk through, they've seen and acknowledged the door, but if they keep on headbutting that damn will eventually come down.

Maybe they'll actually do the right thing and let Umaga kill Candice for the win. Cena wouldn't have to lose and it'd be something to work with with Umaga, who has lost so much steam since being an accessory and sacrifice to Trump and Lashley.

Its like watching someone continually headbutt a brick wall to knock it down. There's a door five feet to the left that they could walk through, they've seen and acknowledged the door, but if they keep on headbutting that damn will eventually come down.

The_Dude14

to be honest, i bet that is how Necro Butcher gets in and out of his house

Man, I have no idea what you guys are talking about? This is wonderful idea.

First of all, they are making history --- first time ever that all of the champions from any brand or company will be in single matchof their perspective brand or company. History in the making, folks. In regards to TNA's attempt at dong the same thing, as Batista once said "that is not wrestling," and God know whatever he says goes, because as we all know, he is grand master of wrestling that everyone needs to respect. Hell, I do not have to tell this, folks - you already know this much and more to be true.

Plus, why should any of the belts belt receive focus and attention, when you add them all into single match. It saves for time that is unnecessary regardless and hopefully, will allow for that extra time for Vince McMahon to have 10-20 minutes on his widely entertaining antics. I swear - that is what wrestling needs more of --- Vince McMahon. The man is freakin' genious! Nope, sir, never dole moment with McMahon in charge, especially when its the likes of Linda McMahon, who has great emotion, or Stephanie, who voice is smooth as butter.

In addition, this will make for some great drama --- how will John Cena, your hero and mine (along with being without shadow of the doubt, best damn wrestler in the entire business of professional wrestling), over come the odds? This has to be his greatest challenge to date. Whatever case, with that hottie Candice at his side (great freakin' women's wrestler, by the way), I know he can do it - I believe in him.

Link256

Oh, and this angle is a failure unless Candice and Cena end up having a feud for all the belts in a Bra and Panties match. Though TNA came close to beating them to it last iMPACT.