Here is my rant on the show this week:
Ok, a pretty bad show IMO, but not a horrible one. WWE stated they'd be in Montreal next week. Either Bret Hart will show up in a segment with Shawn Michaels & Hulk Hogan, or will be there to announce his position in the Summerslam match in my opinion.
The show started off with the Eugene Invitational, which was really confusing. Eugene won, however what a predictable end to this promo: Kurt Angle requested and got his Summer Slam match for the gold medal.
We then saw the worst match in Monday Night Raw history: Gene Snitsky, and Shelton Benjamin. Why can't this guy deliver anymore? Someone please answer me this, whatever happened to Shelton? Seriously, this guy needs either a break, or some serious talk.
Something about Big Vis and Rob Conway. I seriously want the King fired. He admitted he takes viagra in this segment. I know there's not much wrong with it and that a lot of old people do, it's just we don't need to know these OH-SO-IMPORTANT things...
We then saw some Edge promo'age, showing totally nothing in this guy. A waste of 5 minutes in my opinion. It was really just pointless. The only thing I found interesting is that all 3 of these men that once had long hair cut it: Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy and now Edge. What the hell is up with these hairdos?
I think this was before something but oh well: There was a match between Rosey, The Hurricane and Stacey facing Victoriam and the heart-throbs. This was *clearly* all about the divas. No, I'm not talking about Antonio and Romeo, I'm talking about Victoria and Super-Stacey (wtf). They will clearly have a match at Summer Slam... These two didn't even get to see any action in a match. WWE: I beg of you... Bring back the Women's title, it's like Trish is guarding it with her injury. At least strip her of it. God. I've been waiting to see these divas wrestle for a while now.
After this was indeed the 250,000$ segment where Crystal got eliminated. I found this pretty damn pointless, as it was just on the titantron that the fans saw things, and all they got was them dancing. Seriously, the WWE thinks we are perverts...
Anyhow, we also saw a Matt Hardy and Gene Snitsky match. I found this one interesting with the way the story happened with Gene Snitsky's debut... Kind of makes ya wonder how it'll all turn out. But seeing as how Kane is a face and Gene just doesn't fit the bill, Edge gets to face Hardy in this storyline. God, I feel bad for Lita. We also saw Edge attack Hardy at the end of this match.
At the *almost* end of the night, we got to see John Cena's rap video. Not bad, but could've been done better with the comparisons to his childhood. All-in-all it's not bad, but not good either. Not as repetitive as Bad, Bad Man though, so: Good on ya, John.
Hogan face-to-face with Shawn Michaels wasn't that bad. I actually hate the white version of the tights, but ANYWAYS, I loved it when he super-kicked King. I hate him now, I don't know why. King I mean. Hogan, I still have a bit of a problem with and I see it in his eyes. He actually made me LOVE Shawn Michaels. I'm glad Shawn Michaels is barely in his after-prime, though, that's still good. Hopefully a Bret Hart type thing will happen next week in Montreal!
Well, there ya have it. I didn't include the Chris Jericho, Chad Paten thing because it was pathetic. I hated it. Anyhow, if I forgot anything ELSE, let me know. Otherwise, thoughts on my rant?
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