What Hogan Needs To Say on Raw

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#1 sephy37
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i posted this on the bulletin too.....it's a really good read.

http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_14327.shtml

McNEILL: What Hogan Needs To Say on Raw

Immortal vs. Icon: For a while, the match between Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan was all about respect. The two biggest wrestling stars of 1996 are poised to hook 'em up here in the summer of 2005. The match was set up when Michaels superkicked Hogan after the duo teamed together weeks ago on WWE Raw.

For a couple of weeks, Michaels tried to keep his viability as a babyface by not taking potshots at Hogan. Michaels Deferred to Hogan's experience and starpower. Over the past couple of weeks, that has changed. The Heartbreak Kid took a few tentative jabs at the Hollywood Hulkster, and then unloaded last week with a blistering parody of the Immortal One. Michaels hit on all of Hogan's main weaknesses: his age, his baldness, his greed and his backstage politicking. Best of all, Michaels got his points across without breaking kayfabe. It was a bit that could be enjoyed on multiple levels.

The interview segment was so cool that it runs the risk of turning Michaels babyface before the main event of SummerSlam. That's too soon for WWE's purposes. It's time for Hogan to battle back in an uncharacteristic fashion. It's time for Hulk to tell the truth. It's time for Hulk to go shooting. Hulk Hogan has never been good at cutting shoot-style promos, but with a little tweaking, he might say something like this:

"You know somethin', brother? I saw Shawn Michaels, that squeaky little mouse, out here on Raw last week. And he was runnin' down the Hulkster something fierce, dude. And he said Hulk Hogan is old, and Hulk Hogan is bald, and that Hulk Hogan's a backstabber, and that Hulk Hogan played politics during Hulkamania, blah blah blah.

Let me tell you something, Jack. I am a lot older. I have two full grown kids. I have lost a lot of hair, brother, but that comes with being a parent. Shawn Michaels doesn't have as much as he used to since he had kids. And I've done a lot of things in my past, ten, twenty years ago, that I'm not proud of. But Shawn Michaels, the "Showstopper", you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

All you Hulkamanaics know that back in the day, Hulk Hogan used to run with some guys called the N-W-O. They told me ALL about Shawn Michaels, brother. They told me how the skinny little Heartbreak Kid used to pal around with heavyweights like Sid Vicious, Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Triple H, so that when Shawn Michaels got in trouble, there'd be someone around to pull his ass out of the fire or take the fall for him.

They told me about how Shawn Michaels got drunk one night in Syracuse and got beat up by a Marine, and then went back and told Vince McMahon he was attacked by ten people. They told me about how Shawn Michaels faked an injury so he wouldn't have to wrestle Shane Douglas, and lost his smile to get out of wrestling Big Sid, and how he and Vince McMahon screwed Bret Hart out of the WWE Title.

But you know what, Shawn Michaels? None of that matters now. We're both older and wiser, brother. We're both married with beautiful children. We're both in contact with that big Hulkamaniac upstairs. And when you step into the ring with Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam, you're gonna find out just where the power lies, dude.

And what'cha gonna do?"


credit: pwtorch.com

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#2 nellyg619
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Hulk Hogan is just stupid, don't like him and never will
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#3 Biggestgeekever
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This ain't gonna work. If anything, it's gonna turn Hogan heel.

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#4 Chicago_Nut
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I think he SHOULD say that. I dont like him and this will prove to Hogan himself to just get out of wrestling. By god i mean ur so old that im not sure the match will be good.
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#5 The_Last_Ride
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even tough i dont like hogan he needs to say that
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#6 coolbmann
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I think Hogan should come to the ring and say he is retiring for the umpteenth time. It will go something like this:
"Let me tell you something brother, I am retiring for the umpteenth time brother. This time it is for good brother. Eat your vitamins and say your prayers brother. I don't even know why I keep saying brother. Hell, I don't even have a brother, brother".

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#7 The_Last_Ride
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lol, he brings more attention o the WWE , and hat means ratings , but if they would rather bring back Goldberg , Sting or The Rock they didnt have to bring back and 100 year old wrestler.... only my oppinion...
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#8 Link-from-Hell
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I don't know whether he should or shouldn't say that, but it would be interesting to see how the crowd would response to this.
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#9 Dark_NoobSaibot
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Hogan..is an Immortal yes..but using the word "brother" got old..years ago
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#10 The_Last_Ride
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yeah , they really need to ge the rock back
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#11 Link-from-Hell
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yeah , they really need to ge the rock backThe_Last_Ride

and Stone Cold, well get him to appear on Raw more.

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#12 GVETA
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[QUOTE="The_Last_Ride"]yeah , they really need to ge the rock backLink-from-Hell

and Stone Cold, well get him to appear on Raw more.

It would be nice to see old Rattlesnake back, unfortunatly he suffered a seriuos injury and I don't think he'll be able to wrestle.

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#13 ssj4josh
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if he said that, how would the fans react though

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#14 The_Last_Ride
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yeah thats the only problem...