They should announce "masked man" revealed next week. Masked man comes out and unmasks to reveal himself as CM Punk! CM Punk then says, "We are one...we are many!". The angle follows through that CM Punk can split into more than one person when he needs to. Luke Gallows and Serena then ask Punk to teach them how to do it, so that the straight edge society can be stronger.
Punk teaches them and WWE picks a skinny diva and a huge tall guy to play masked Gallows and Serena clones. They interfere all the time along with the masked man to help Straight Edge Society win their matches. Eventually the clones of Straight Edge Society make a mistake and the SES beats their clones up really bad.
Next week the clones come out and say that they have been beat so badly by SES that they turned into they own people. They then unmask and declare that they will be the OPPOSITE of SES and start smoking and drinking live on air. SES then feuds with their clones for the summer/fall.
That would e 100000x more interesting than "LOL its Joey Mercury!"
Actually, how great would it be if Punk literally said "LOL its Joey Mercury" and dropped the entire issue after that.LEGOslayer
It would be pretty great. Considering all of the pain pills he must've abused and alcohol he must've consumed to be able to pass through his hard times. BUT NO MORE~!
How about if Punk blows up? Along with Serena's boobs and Gallows? Then Mercury follows suit? Then the SES will be no more and I can watch Smackdown in peace?
Then we could have Kane learn the powers of the darkside from his brother and strike the mystery man with lightning. They can have it be commical with him doing a little dance while seeing his bones........ It kills things when they take reality too far. I thought it was funny when they blew up R-truth a couple weeks ago. Then I was sad when he came back.
[QUOTE="Mu5uk0"][QUOTE="Link256"]I'll give you this: I do not think we have ever seen clones in wrestling.The_Dude14
Los Conquistadores?Do Fake Sting, Fake Undertaker and Masked Kane count?I don't know if those would count as clones, and most of those angles turned out pretty bad anyway (Fake Sting worked at first, but it should have stopped after Wargames '96).
Do Fake Sting, Fake Undertaker and Masked Kane count?I don't know if those would count as clones, and most of those angles turned out pretty bad anyway (Fake Sting worked at first, but it should have stopped after Wargames '96).Undertaker vs Fake Undertaker was pretty cool. But then again, I was a young impressionable child and I fell over for stuff like that. Although, looking back, it was a solid-enough and entertaining match. Plus, at least it didn't last too long, so that's a plus.
[QUOTE="TyrantDragon55"][QUOTE="The_Dude14"]Do Fake Sting, Fake Undertaker and Masked Kane count?SoulNefarious
I don't know if those would count as clones, and most of those angles turned out pretty bad anyway (Fake Sting worked at first, but it should have stopped after Wargames '96).Undertaker vs Fake Undertaker was pretty cool. But then again, I was a young impressionable child and I fell over for stuff like that. Although, looking back, it was a solid-enough and entertaining match. Plus, at least it didn't last too long, so that's a plus.At the time I was super excited over it just because I thought Undertaker was the greatest thing ever. Now that I'm older and I've gone back and re-watched it I don't know. It was as good of a match as it could have been I guess. Undertaker's invincibility thing was just never the same without Bobby Heenan screaming "That man is not human!" over the mic. Man I really miss the Brain.
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