WWE Enforces Stricter Wellness Testing Policies

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#1 Link256
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WWE has made some changes to their Wellness Policy in an attempt to make it even more stringent. In the past, the person being tested was allowed to urinate into a vial at a urinal, but as of this week, both male and female performers were required to drop their pants to their knees, lift their shirts up above their nipples, and provide their urine sample with agents from Aegis Science watching. This change was done to prevent people from cheating in urine tests. The word backstage is that a specific incident did spark the changes, but nobody knows the exact details. Some believe that a developmental talent that was released recently was caught trying to cheat.

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I can't go with people watching me. :?
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i'd like to be the agent who keeps an eye on the females.=]
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i'd like to be the agent who keeps an eye on the females.=]lilhbk

lol we all would man

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[QUOTE="lilhbk"]i'd like to be the agent who keeps an eye on the females.=]tnafan54

lol we all would man

Would you be saying this if Awesome Kong ended up in the WWE?

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maybe........
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i wouldnt care if i had to see guys just as long as i see the girls

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[QUOTE="tnafan54"]

[QUOTE="lilhbk"]i'd like to be the agent who keeps an eye on the females.=]Blackbond

lol we all would man

Would you be saying this if Awesome Kong ended up in the WWE?

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOO NURSE!

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"okay now just drop your pants to your knees"

"yes, doctor"

"oh i'm not a doctor"

flawless.

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"okay now just drop your pants to your knees"

"yes, doctor"

"oh i'm not a doctor"

flawless.

Mu5uk0

dammit i've heard that before but forget where from

its the simpsons right?

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#11 Ronstera
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I'm pretty sure male testers will test male superstars and female testers will test female superstars.
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#12 Mu5uk0
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[QUOTE="Mu5uk0"]

"okay now just drop your pants to your knees"

"yes, doctor"

"oh i'm not a doctor"

flawless.

Demonic_Jin

dammit i've heard that before but forget where from

its the simpsons right?

just the last line from the duff gardens episode.

"give her these, then these and then these"

"thankyou, doctor"

"oh i'm not a doctor"