WWE Raw - March 14th, 2011 (Guest Star: MTV's Snooki)

Gym, tan ... Raw? Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is a best-selling author, a reality star on cable's highest rated series "Jersey Shore" and currently graces the cover of "Rolling Stone" magazine. Next up: Guest star of Monday Night Raw.

In a rare return to action, Trish Stratus faces Vickie Guerrero, live on the next Monday Night Raw. Can Vickie first defeat the seven-time Women's Champion and earn a spot on the Raw roster beside her beau, Dolph Ziggler?

Clinging to his crumbling kingdom, King Sheamus clashes with U.S. Champion Daniel Bryan on the next Raw. If The Celtic Warrior doesn't win the title, he's promised to quit WWE.

That maybe the worst Raw preview ever. Ugly Jersey Whore, women's match? Ugh

I want to dig Sheamus vs DBD, but the fact that the outcome seems obvious really takes the starch out. And how much crap will we have to deal with for one good match that may be more angle than match.

She wants snoo snoo!

What the F*** is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Clinging to his crumbling kingdom, King Sheamus clashes with U.S. Champion Daniel Bryan on the next Raw. If The Celtic Warrior doesn't win the title, he's promised to quit WWE.

Lame.

Why not just have King Sheamus is he loses, lose his name as King, rather then Retire, since WWE is wanting him to lose the name anyway, or he want to just be know as Sheamus again. :?

But other then that I think it should be an ok Raw, I guess.

I am.

I bet Daniel wins, and then "King Sheamus" is gone, but then comes back the next week as just "Sheamus".

I am.

I bet Daniel wins, and then "King Sheamus" is gone, but then comes back the next week as just "Sheamus".

Razor-Lazor

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I am.

I bet Daniel wins, and then "King Sheamus" is gone, but then comes back the next week as just "Sheamus".

LEGOslayer

Yeah, that could happen Shemoose could really pull a fast one, and like LEGOslayer said people would buy it.

Although pre-taped, this is wonderful.

And it's about damn time Rock addresses Miz.

:lol: Cole in a plastic box

This show's wacky/great so far

The Cole Mine?????????????????

Oh you mean the Glass Cubical with air holes. :roll:

I was hoping the Raw GM Computer was in a separate glass cage.sephy37

That would be hilarious, but a bit too goofy.

Del Rio-Cena and Miz-Great Khali?

Former obviously trumps the latter but oh well.

Why?! Fired that giant freak. I'm sick of this useless dude.KevyR

It's at least giving Miz a (somewhat) quality win. 

Alberto Del Rio will win Vs. Cena, it's as plain as that. ;)wwe4ever_in05

Neither guy can look bad at this point, I'm guessing no contest.

So much for Miz getting a quality win...he was getting his ass kicked before he was DQed. 

Oh God, not again.

People of America: PLEASE reference in these kind of threads when you have a time change. I've missed RAW again because of it because nothing's changed in the UK.

[QUOTE="wwe4ever_in05"]Alberto Del Rio will win Vs. Cena, it's as plain as that. ;)JML897

Neither guy can look bad at this point, I'm guessing no contest.

So much for Miz getting a quality win...he was getting his ass kicked before he was DQed.

Ouch...Khali looks like he's got more than a simple cut, something's bruised.-CoMBaT-

Yeah I'm guessing that was legit because the chair broke on accident. 

Khali Bleeding is not on Purpose.

But it did surprise me. :?

Can someone fill me in on what I've missed exactly, puh-lease? :)Redders1989

Rock was supposed to have a "heart to heart" in his house with Cena. "Cena" turned out to be a little kid and Rock made fun of him. It was pretty good.
Cole is in a box.
Miz came out and said some stuff about how he's the best champ ever

Khali beat Miz via DQ

Can someone fill me in on what I've missed exactly, puh-lease? :)Redders1989

Then Miz came out, and cut a promo saying he was gonna win and kick Rock's ass if need be. GM interferes and says tonight it'll be Cena-Del Rio and Miz-Khali tonight.

Miz-Khali starts right off the bat. Khali is beating **** out of him until Alex Riley returns to save him. Khali takes out Riley, but Miz continually beats on Khali with the chair until the chair breaks and Khali is bleeding.

Can someone fill me in on what I've missed exactly, puh-lease? :)Redders1989

Michael Cole is trapped in a glass case of emotion,

Miz cuts a promo

GM books Del Rio vs Cena and Miz vs Khali.

Khali is murdering Miz when Riley interferes. Miz kills Khali with a chair.

So the only bit I'm gonna care about has already been and gone. Thanks WWE. Second hour would've been better.Redders1989

ITS A SHAMEFUL THING, LOBSTER HEAD...

TOO MANY LIMES, TOO MANY LIMES...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am timing the wrestling for the show. We are at 1 minute 8 seconds.Dark_Hylian8

Can Raw's wrestling last less time than a Sting/Hardy match?

Only in the WWE can you get a title shot by going on a really long losing streak.JML897