*Raw goes on the air as "My Time" begins to play.*
Cole: Welcome to Monday Night Raw and we kick things off with Randyspeeps.
King: The man who screwed French and Icon last night.
JBL: Oh shut up King, he didn't screw anyone he called that match straight down the middle.
King: Tripping and poking someone in the eye isn't typical ref duties JBL.
JBL: It is if you're in the tWo.
King: And how about Spidey screwing his partner?
JBL: The tWo had nothing to do with that. It's not our faults the WOTU get get on the same page.
*Randyspeeps makes his way to the ring with Stephanie McMahon-Levesque-Ohrton. Speeps is in his typical suit, while Stephanie is in a revealing black dress. Stephanie has a black bag in hand.*
King: What's in the bag Cole?
Cole: If it's in Randyspeeps possession, it can't be good.
Randyspeeps: So the tWo came, brainwashed two of your own, kicked them out, beat their asses, and then took your precious Tag Team Championships. And we did all of this in one month.
Cole: Regardless of what you think about the tWo, you have to admit, they've been very successful since their debut.
Randyspeeps: Tonight, Nick and Twist will come out here and address you people in the only way they know how, with gold around their waist. But that's later. Let's talk about now.
King: I will say this, Stephanie looks amazing as usual.
JBL: Perv.
Randyspeeps: The night the TWF closed their doors, something marvelous happened. Something no one saw coming happened. I Randyspeeps cashed in my money in the bank.
King: I remember that like it was yesterday.
JBL: The ending was stupid. The TWF writers were morons.
Randyspeeps: However, the TWF writers believed it was better for the match to end in a draw as a show of respect for the TWF Championship. They thought it was better for the title to go out of business without an owner.
Stephanie: And I can tell you, that is poor booking right there.
Randyspeeps: Thanks sweetheart, but your father knows nothing about booking either.
Stephanie: Let's no do this right now. I'm on your side.
Randyspeeps: Truth be told, the original plans saw me winning the TWF Championship for the fourth time in my career. I would have defeated then Champion Jandsman very easily. I would have kicked Jandsman's ass without any issues, securing my fourt title reign.
JBL: It's a tragedy.
Randyspeeps: But last week something terrific happened. Spideynerd called a meeting with the board of directors, and me.
Cole: Why was Speeps there?
JBL: How do you think the WOTU pays for some of their stuff. Ortonism Inc. is stuffing their pockets.
King: Say it ain't so.
JBL: Shut up Lawler, you damn right know where you get your paycheck from.
Cole: It's a lie folks. Ortonism does not pay our bills.
JBL: the tWo does.
Cole: No they don't.
Randyspeeps: And in that meeting, it was decided that the WOTU is so large that their needs to be a second World Title. Just like the WWE does. The WWE bought WCW, and took their title, thus having two titles. Spidey believed that since the WOTU bough the TWF, the WOTU should have two title.
*Fans Applaud*
Randyspeeps: And since, I am the rightful owner of the TWF Championship, ladies and gentlemen, I know declare myself, Randyspeeps, the first Ever, WOTU-TWF World Heavyweight Champion.

King: This is sickening.
Cole: How is this possible?
JBL: This is coming from General Manager Spidey himself.
*Stephanie places the WOTU-TWF World Heavyweight Championship around the waist of Randyspeeps.*
Cole: I have just received confirmation from our board that this is indeed legit. This title is a new World Title here in the WOTU.
Randyspeeps: So now look at that, not only does the tWo have the Tag Team Championships, they have the new and improved WOTU-TWF World Heavyweight Championship. Ladies and Gentlemen, all I can say is, Payback is a B$TCH!
*My Time plays as Randyspeeps holds the WOTU-TWF Championship high in the air as Raw cuts to commerical.*
Log in to comment