*Read the bottom before posting!!!
What a crappy holidays
So I wake up today and stare at my xbox and It reminds myself of how horrible it feels to be
a gamer these holidays with a system as boring and dull as this one. I mean come on pure white with
Internet connection and online gaming? that is so last week. But thats besides the point, the real point is how horrible this holidays will be and ill startranting oh will I start rantingit will be therant of the century.
Everything starts with the fact madden 08 is coming out and really who plays football!? I mean what is EA even thinking this series doesn't appeal to anyone I mean come on!? Give me something cool in sports like a water polo game! I could play water polo game all year...geeze EA!But who cares moving on, as if we didn't get enough crappy titles we get to have Bioshock and Two worlds as an exclusive I mean come on! We don't need another shooter much less one with stories it just bores the player to death and besides underwater is not cool!! And two worlds!? Where is the second world? the only planet that is cool is mars and thats it! Ask Nasa! Then We have yet another exclusive (sigh) So we just HAVE to play this? Blue Dragon by the creator of a game no one ever played final...uhh.. screw it who cares! Oh yeah Dynasty Warriors: Gundam comes out that week, pfft giant robots , can you belive this? No one ever liked giant robots or Gundam! Then to top of this list we also get Medal Of Honor:Airborne just give me a damn plane not a gun!
So I Stopped for a second and though well maybe there is a good racing game coming out but NO! theres none we barely get any, project gotham racing 4 and fatal inertia shouldn't even called games come on! So no racing,nope,zero,nada. But then we get another exclusive,yey, more stuff microsoft has to shove at us, which none of us will play. Eternal Sonata, I mean who even plays RPGs anymore, the game ain't even pretty!! And Warriors Orochi I wont even talk about that game!
Now shortly after it comes Halo 3 that game no one ever cared about, you'd have to think how companies can even make sequels of low ****games like Halo! I'm impressed this thing gets sequels! Oh and the makers of blue dragon want to give us more exclusives, RPGs that would make your mother cry like Lost Oddysey about a guy stupid enough to use a sword instead of a gun. News flash sword fighting ain't cool get with the program we use guns now! Or...slingshots,whatever! We also get half-life 2 again...sigh. So what else do I find on my list on this crappy morning, a game from PS which is now a xbox exclusive! Beautiful Katamari! We don't need you and your stupid ball of super glue!!! Get of my damn yard and game console! But thats not the only game moving to xbox noooooooooo, Ace Combat 6 as well, so yeah we finally get a washed up genre with an online multi player, which it DON'T NEED. This wont be any fun!
Then later we get guitar hero and rockband , why? I dunno, no one listens to music anyway. Oh and Mass effect also comes out, hahaha mass effect what a stupid name! Now to finish my rant Call of duty 4,bladestorm,Mercenaries 2 ,army of two,NOONE NEEDS ANY OF YOU!! Noone will buy you!!
Special mention to Assassins's creed for having its main character wear a color which is not cool at all!
Sigh its not a good holiday to be a gamer...Ill go back to sleep....
If you didn't get it, this is all a joke, just my way of appreciating such a cool holidays with so may games. Also I'm not a major in English its not even my first language so ...yeah. Hope you had fun :)
Log in to comment