Could I sue Microsoft for all these devilish themed games?

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#1 smashtv
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Many of the games I have seen for this system are geared toward people who torture, abuse, and worship satan. Case in point in Burnout you drive the other person's car off a cliff and don't even stop to see if he/she got out alright, even though there's a great chance that person is a gnarled twisted cadaver at the bottom of a canyon. People, we don't use our noggins. I saw this game called kanewith lynch the other day at gamestop. Some little runt was looking at the back and talking to his mom about how he'd like to blast that guy's head into dust with a shotgun. The mother just smiled like "oh that's just fine tommy. Proceed with whatever will make you stay out of my hair". I sensed this, so I pulled her aside. Without being too intrusive, I told her that she needs to learn to be a better parent. Preach kindness, not chainsaws on guns. Buy the kid a matchbox car, not a Hollow 3 game christmas. Learn to read and write chinese and become fluent with arithmetic, don't sit in front of a tv all day and get fat. She agreed with me and back went this Kanewith Lynch. We even got a coffee afterward and I explained to the kid that he shouldn't let the devil ruin his soul and to read books. He agreed
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#2 littleman1992
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You failed miserably at attempting to be funny
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#3 GabrielVan
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Uhhh... Right.
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#4 TM_Darkside
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Not this guy, AGAIN!
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#6 kozzy1234
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haha, is this serious?
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#7 dkdk999
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these are games your gonna sue microsoft for loving satan ?
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#8 juicenpancakes
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no you cant sue them, but i may sue you for completely wasting my time
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#9 Spartan874
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its jack thompson!
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#10 bazanger
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if you were trying to be funny: don't quit your day job. if you were being serious: go back to church and leave me alone.
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#11 70sdude
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thread made of phail
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#12 grunt1096
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I play DOOM 3 so I'm a Satan worshiper. ***cough, cough***
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#13 Schreek
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dear god, im going to hell because i crashed my car. my soul is damned because i got halo 3 instead of a matchbox car. it Kane and Lynch, not kanewith lynch. its a video game, ur not actually killing people. sure, i agree, little kids shouldnt get games like Kane and Lynch and Halo 3. if u think video games give ur soulto satan, THEN DONT SIGN UP AN ACCOUNT ON A VIDEO GAME SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#14 gigaman299
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its jack thompson!Spartan874

i lol'd.

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#15 kurtoronie
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The planet needs more people like you.
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#16 Schreek
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The planet needs more people like you.kurtoronie
i hate hippies like u two people and al gore
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#17 danzoid_101
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Its kane and lynch ya toss bag
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if you were trying to be funny: don't quit your day job. if you were being serious: go back to church and leave me alone.ctfvyrsgurbnorn

This.