Mmm, i have a lot of favorites... this is one of them. Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my a_s. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your B1tch a_s back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate. Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means? Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?! Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman. Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. Stan: That's cool. Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid a_s-hole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
[QUOTE="w4rgasm"]Mmm, i have a lot of favorites... this is one of them. Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze." This was definitely a classic quote in Family Guy.
i like the one where peter and his friends are making fun of bob funland in a cematary, and hes crying over his moms grave, and theyre going '' bob misses his mommy, bob misses his mommy''. its so wrong its funny
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