Funniest Gaming moments (glitches, errors, anything)

Yes a forum on Gaming comedy

My favourite would have to be Oblivion:

"Well Met"

"Oh, Hello"

"any news on Morrowind"

"Rindirs Staffs is the best place for a Staff"

"Goodbye"

My personal favorite:Oblivion- I killed the lady that runs Divine Elegance (because she refers to herself in the thrid person) and the game glitched, running her head through the counter, at which point she began shaking like a jackhammer until I left and came back.

Second Favorite: Saint's Row- Shot down a helicopter, which hit an FBI car, which flung the FBI agents thru the windshield and into a cop car, which caused the cop car to veer off and wreck into a SWAT roadblock, which caused a chain explosion. The fire ball was huge.

I don't know why this managed to amuse me... but i had a glitch in Motorstorm that happen after a big jump in the canyon track (from the demo) where after the jump my atv collided through the ground (like half was burried underneath the texture). Needless to say i became stuck and as the racers from behind would jump over me they too would break through the collison barrier and get stuck. After a few mins there were like 10 cars around all stuck kinda floating and twisting around and for some reason the camera would allow me to pan under the whole mayhem as if the ground didn't exist.

Mine would have to be in Perfect Dark Zero. I clear out an entire room, and one of the soldiers landed on a table. When I walked closer, he started flying into the ceiling and then to the ground constently. This happened for about 10 minutes straight.Rammstein4all

You stood waching it for ten minutes? O.o

Dead Rising:

Escorting 8 survivors through Leisure Park. They were all at a safe way-point and defending it with shotguns. Then.... the 7pm cutscene of the zombies going crazy. When it went back to game, the game glitched and the survivors were suddenly surrounded by zombies and killed most of them. I almost threw the game out the window.

Gears of War:

Multiplayer mode, the new level with the kryll in the dark. I jumped up on an oil drum and couldn't get back down. I ran along the edge of the map, and eventually OUTSIDE of the map. There was only flat water texture and flat tree textures. I ran and ran further away from the actual map until I was at this really cool waterfall beaming this quite beauitful blue and green bright light.

Call of Duty 2:

The stupid auto-save at checkpoints saved it at a moment where I was in the MIDDLE OF RELOADING my gun WHILE getting shot. It would auto start at the last auto save where I would perpetually die. I almost threw the game out the window.

In Gears of War I was playing a game on Gridlock and a guy on the other team went for the grenades. As he was picking them up I ran out and chainsawed him. I was chainsawing him for an abnormally long time and was waiting for the animation to stop when my character just took the chainsaw out of the enemy's body. I stared at the enemy as he continued to flail around with blood flying out of his chest in awe and wondered when (if ever) he would stop. Then he began to walk towards me, arms flailing and blood shooting out of his chest. I got kinda scared and started pumping him with the shot gun and then he exploded about a foot away from me. It was the funniest and by far the weirdest thing I had ever seen in a video game.

Saints Row- this old guy with a walker was in the middle of a highway, so, he walks one way and this tanker truck hits him, and he went FLYING and this van hits him and he flys into back of a pickup.

Probably In Oblivion when I went into Umbra's dungeon, stood on the platform about 50 feet from where she stood, shot and arrow in her head, ran like hell back to Cyrodill, and watched her slay about 15 guards before finally succumbing to their overwhelming numbers and dying.  Then me strutting over to her body and snatching her sword and armor.  One of the funniest and most satisfying moments in the game. 

Funniest glitch for me was in GoW. I was inside a house in the krill stage, and i shot a picture near the wall. the picture got stuck in my body and when the locust were shoting me i didnt receive any damage cuz the picture acted as a shield xDDinsanimiller

haha thats crazy lol