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This guys probably a 50 year old child molester...Matt-4542
yep, and his 18 posts don't help his case
Hmmmmm,
"hey, way to go baby...nice uno....
now how about giving me some lovin!"
Sorry, im not THAT desperate. Though I have met quite a few people that SOUNDED very attractive.
Is there any way to stop predators from getting on xbox live...we can start with the TC.
[QUOTE="Matt-4542"]This guys probably a 50 year old child molester...Serial-No_3404is this him?
Ha probably is next he'll start the Attractive boys union.
Not Me but your a lucky son of a biatch if you have.SeanDaugherty
Actually, you are kinda pathetic if you have. You are lucky if you you have gotten it in real life...which in your case, you obviously haven't. Also, you are lucky if you get it in real life...and don't get anything else...if you catch my drift.
Hey howd you get my picture! lol by the way this is just a joke its not meant to be taken seriously!
Hey howd you get my picture! lol by the way this is just a joke its not meant to be taken seriously!
SeanDaugherty
Hey howd you get my picture! lol by the way this is just a joke its not meant to be taken seriously!
SeanDaugherty
[QUOTE="SeanDaugherty"]Hey howd you get my picture! lol by the way this is just a joke its not meant to be taken seriously!
i-like-pie
Was he gentle for you?
[QUOTE="i-like-pie"][QUOTE="SeanDaugherty"]Hey howd you get my picture! lol by the way this is just a joke its not meant to be taken seriously!
craigalan23
Was he gentle for you?
Wait....
Do you mean something similar to phone sex over the headset....or sex in the vicinity of the headset in-game, thus allowing other players to hear you? This is all hypothetical I assume. Xbox Live...relationships...? Not synonymous with one another.
People with girlfriends don't play on Xbox Live.....seriously. "Ben! Are you done yet!?"...."I've only done THREE missions."...."but its been an hour and a half..I want to go eat....I want to go shop...I want to go have sex....I want to go for a drive....I want a slurpee from 7/11....I want you to pay attention to me...are you attracted to that girl on AOTS?"
When you CAN have sex that is somehow related to Xbox Live, you'll realize that you no longer spend time on Live. Hahahaha. I play games at 2 am exclusively. Take one guess why.
I disagree, I play XBL quite a lot and have a gorgeous gf, as does my friend :|Wait....
Do you mean something similar to phone sex over the headset....or sex in the vicinity of the headset in-game, thus allowing other players to hear you? This is all hypothetical I assume. Xbox Live...relationships...? Not synonymous with one another.
People with girlfriends don't play on Xbox Live.....seriously. "Ben! Are you done yet!?"...."I've only done THREE missions."...."but its been an hour and a half..I want to go eat....I want to go shop...I want to go have sex....I want to go for a drive....I want a slurpee from 7/11....I want you to pay attention to me...are you attracted to that girl on AOTS?"
When you CAN have sex that is somehow related to Xbox Live, you'll realize that you no longer spend time on Live. Hahahaha. I play games at 2 am exclusively. Take one guess why.
YourChaosIsntMe
You guys are taking this way too seriously i was just expecting some funny comments not serious answers jeez! and im not a 50 year old im only 15! SeanDaugherty
Well the thread itself is pretty random but I do agree, People don't have to take it too seriously.
I was expecting someone to post a picture of Borat, Not Michael Jackson. That works too though lol
I think the bigger question is how can the TC afford to drive this rig with the gas prices?
shadow8585
LOL
[QUOTE="YourChaosIsntMe"]I disagree, I play XBL quite a lot and have a gorgeous gf, as does my friend :|Wait....
Do you mean something similar to phone sex over the headset....or sex in the vicinity of the headset in-game, thus allowing other players to hear you? This is all hypothetical I assume. Xbox Live...relationships...? Not synonymous with one another.
People with girlfriends don't play on Xbox Live.....seriously. "Ben! Are you done yet!?"...."I've only done THREE missions."...."but its been an hour and a half..I want to go eat....I want to go shop...I want to go have sex....I want to go for a drive....I want a slurpee from 7/11....I want you to pay attention to me...are you attracted to that girl on AOTS?"
When you CAN have sex that is somehow related to Xbox Live, you'll realize that you no longer spend time on Live. Hahahaha. I play games at 2 am exclusively. Take one guess why.
jamejame
I was exaggerating and attempting to be comedic. The reality is that I do have time for video games generally, but I would personally rather spend them on Lost Odyssey or P3FES than multiplayer Live games. Though some of what I said is obviously true. When you live with your girlfriend, the lack of a pause feature on Live can be a nuisance, certainly, and while she can understand, say, FIFA 08 of Halo 3, the idea of spending four hours playing Persona 3 makes absolutely no sense to her.
I also don't mean girlfriend per se. What I mean to say is "unoffical fiancee." 3 years ago, there were no complaints. As time goes on, they seem to get more uh...entitled. After this long, she feels that she has the right to complain about my Metal Gear/Snatcher/Z.O.E./Policenauts marathons that I hold bi-yearly. If a woman can put up with that kind of nerdacity, she's earned that right ten-fold.
You guys are taking this way too seriously i was just expecting some funny comments not serious answers jeez! and im not a 50 year old im only 15! SeanDaugherty
We all know that you're not 50. You would have to be a really good actor. Though......most child molestors ARE good actors......
My friend was a child molestor once, but it was an accident. He even saw an ID at a convenience store. The ID was fake. He's also an extremely horrible actor and liar. Maybe not though. MAYBE he was extremely clever, and that was his way of celebrating his exploits socially while convincing us all that it wasn't intentional.
Pedantic answers for stupid questions, that's my motto.
[QUOTE="Matt-4542"]This guys probably a 50 year old child molester...Serial-No_3404is this him?
hey I like Michael Jackson
Ive gotten a HJ while playing Halo 3, but it was only because my girlfriend wanted to get me off the game. It's true when you have a girlfriend(EVEN IF she's a gamer), she will do whatever it takes to get your attention away from the games. My girl(not girlfriend, I see other girls, she's just my main chick cause she plays games) will not allow me to put on GTA IV/Halo 3 when she's here cause I won't pay any attention to her.
Back to the subject, only a half assed HJ which progressed to the full no-pants-dance. I had to exit a ranked match which sucks and it's the reason why I don't play online if she's over, females don't care if you lose your status, ugh!!!
Yeah I got some, this chick was describing how she was giving me a bj through the mic. It was actually quite pleasurable if I might say so myself.
If you really really want some, just go to a real strip club instead of wacking off in front of the tv with the GTA one on screen or better yet go find a girl. You can do it, I believe in you.
Oh and btw this was a joke only because some people dont realize some sarcasm =D
Ive gotten a HJ while playing Halo 3, but it was only because my girlfriend wanted to get me off the game. It's true when you have a girlfriend(EVEN IF she's a gamer), she will do whatever it takes to get your attention away from the games. My girl(not girlfriend, I see other girls, she's just my main chick cause she plays games) will not allow me to put on GTA IV/Halo 3 when she's here cause I won't pay any attention to her.
Back to the subject, only a half assed HJ which progressed to the full no-pants-dance. I had to exit a ranked match which sucks and it's the reason why I don't play online if she's over, females don't care if you lose your status, ugh!!!
AtlanticRock
Please tell me you are joking?! I feel so bad for your "girlfriend". I can't wait for you to actually have a real relationship worth giving things up like a freaking stupid Halo 3 ranked match. Now that I think of it, I feel bad for you.
[QUOTE="AtlanticRock"]Back to the subject, only a half assed HJ which progressed to the full no-pants-dance. I had to exit a ranked match which sucks and it's the reason why I don't play online if she's over, females don't care if you lose your status, ugh!!!
Kounterfit
Please tell me you are joking?! I feel so bad for your "girlfriend". I can't wait for you to actually have a real relationship worth giving things up like a freaking stupid Halo 3 ranked match. Now that I think of it, I feel bad for you.
She is my main girl, ATM. But yeah, i can't play online when she's around she'll start messing with me(tickling, rubbing, pulling)... and it pisses me off so i just turn it off and give her something to shut her up... but then i'm too tired after to do anything... :(
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