Hey guys, So basically, my area is completely sold out off copies of ME:2, so I had to call an EB Games somewhere in Seattle (it's cheaper in the States, but 3 hours away) to get it. I really want to play today. My car is broken, and I hate transit, so I'm going to have to hitchhike. I met this girl online and she said she'd meet me for coffee on my way. The thing is, I have no money, so I'm going to have to rely on my good looks to get her to pay for me, and maybe get a little bit extra, you know? Anyways, I'll keep you all posted via my Samsung Instinct on how it's going. I'm going to stand infront of the Tim Horteins drive-through, and do my best.
Alright, so I'm outside of Tim Horteins, and I'm still waiting. The place closes at 9:00, so I'm probably going to have to sleep across the border.Mikka_kippa
You know you can order the game off of the site right ???
[QUOTE="Mikka_kippa"]Alright, so I'm outside of Tim Horteins, and I'm still waiting. The place closes at 9:00, so I'm probably going to have to sleep across the border.DranzarTypeF
You know you can order the game off of the site right ??? I don't have a credit card.
It really isn't anything that great...don't know why go though all the trouble.
jad206
Because I want to hitchhike to America. Anyways, I'm in the car right now. I got picked up by this guy and his daughter, because they where at a swimming meet for school or something, so they can take me all the way to Tsawassen. The girls a little bit broad shouldered, but I don't know. I might try something on her... She just seems a little bit young, but you never know with hormones these days.
You need to prioritize. If what you're claiming is true, then I think you need to go home and wait for more shipments. Although, I'm calling bull on this story.
Alright, so I got dropped off just before Tsawassen. The guy picked up the phone and told the person (a woman) what he was doing, and all I heard was yelling and him saying, "Mhmm, okay. I know. Alright. I'll be home soon" and stuff like that. After that he dropped me off, but a little short. I walked my way to there. Good thing, too. That little girl was starting to piss me off. Just to piss her off I sneezed on her. Now I'm looking for another Tim Horteins and another ride.
K, so I got to the border, and it turns out I forgot my passport, so I'm going to have to find a way in through some forest. Ah ok, now I know its a lie.
K, so I didn't need to go in a forest. :) This makes me quite happy, because I think I would have just went home. I'm a little scared of the dark. A trucker picked me up, so he let me hope into the back and now I"m on my way to Bellingham :D Should be there in like 40 :D
K, so I got to the border, and it turns out I forgot my passport, so I'm going to have to find a way in through some forest. Ah ok, now I know its a lie.
yup that gives it away right there and the part about wanting to hitchhike over trasit. The only reason you would do that if you were suicidal.
[QUOTE="Wakanoid"][QUOTE="Mikka_kippa"] K, so I got to the border, and it turns out I forgot my passport, so I'm going to have to find a way in through some forest.Gen007
Ah ok, now I know its a lie.
yup that gives it away right there and the part about wanting to hitchhike over trasit. The only reason you would do that if you were suicidal.
K, so I didn't need to go in a forest. :) This makes me quite happy, because I think I would have just went home. I'm a little scared of the dark. A trucker picked me up, so he let me hope into the back and now I"m on my way to Bellingham :D Should be there in like 40 :DMikka_kippa
[QUOTE="liffi"]
There is no way this is real. If it is... Then you sir are an idiot and a man who have no manners what so ever. If not... then it's a good lie.
Mikka_kippa
I don't know how I'm an idiot. I'm going to save like $10 and get a free coffee and possibly sex. I just need to get across this border....
Now you're trying too hard. There is no doubt this is fake now.
First of all... What kind of phone are you using... I'm an iPhone user and I can't post anything on Gamespot from the Safari Browser and its the best Mobile browser around...
Anyway... So what happens next!? Did she pick you up already? She hot?
Edit: To clarify, the Safari Browser does not support posting on forums.
Edit two: I don't believe you're Samsung can do what my iPhone can't...
First of all... What kind of phone are you using... I'm an iPhone user and I can't post anything on Gamespot from the Safari Browser and its the best Mobile browser around...
Anyway... So what happens next!? Did she pick you up already? She hot?
Edit: To clarify, the Safari Browser does not support posting on forums.
DamianAlexander
She finally showed up to the Starbucks, and boy. What a stinker. Seriously the definition of MySpace Angel. Anyways, I told her I lost my wallet and she paid for my coffee and I was also able to snag $40 from her so that I could "bus" home... he he he. Guess who's hitting up the strip joint after he gets his Mass Effect :D Anyways, I'm like a mile away from the EB Games (they call it GameStop here.) So I'll get that soon. I'm in the bathroom right now, trying to sneak out, but there's only one entrance.... GRRRR Oh, and I'm using the Samsung Instinct. It has the standard Bell Mobility web browser, I think. I just have an icon called "web"
First of all... What kind of phone are you using... I'm an iPhone user and I can't post anything on Gamespot from the Safari Browser and its the best Mobile browser around...
Anyway... So what happens next!? Did she pick you up already? She hot?
Edit: To clarify, the Safari Browser does not support posting on forums.
Mikka_kippa
She finally showed up to the Starbucks, and boy. What a stinker. Seriously the definition of MySpace Angel. Anyways, I told her I lost my wallet and she paid for my coffee and I was also able to snag $40 from her so that I could "bus" home... he he he. Guess who's hitting up the strip joint after he gets his Mass Effect :D Anyways, I'm like a mile away from the EB Games (they call it GameStop here.) So I'll get that soon. I'm in the bathroom right now, trying to sneak out, but there's only one entrance.... GRRRR Oh, and I'm using the Samsung Instinct. It has the standard Bell Mobility web browser, I think. I just have an icon called "web" lol, this is some good stuff....
So I pretended like someone was calling me and I said, "excuse me.", stepped out side, and booked it. Lo and behold, I got my copy of Mass Effect 2 :D 10 minutes before they closed. There's a big bus station nearby, so that's where I'll sleep. Right now I'm going to try and find a strip club. I'll let you guys know how I'm doing when I get to the bus station. And no, I won't bus home. There's a ferry that goes from near hear to Victoria, and I have a friend there, so I'll sneak onto that.
So I ran out of money, but I found a McDonald's that's 24hours, so I'm going sleep there. I'm going to try to catch the early morning truckers, so I'll update in the morning. Thanks for the support, guys!
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