1. Play like a walking vagina - 2-piece, chainsaw, plant grenades, use smoke - this ensure you will beat people who enjoy a fair fight. Suckers!
2. Glitch
3. Quit when your team starts losing
4. Steal kills
5. Did I mention 2 piece? Do it all the time.
And there you go: quick, easy, and best of all it comes naturally to the douchiest people.
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