If you give a noob a 360...

Hey guys I have to do an assignment for school where I have to write a story that is kind of like If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, so I wrote this:

If you give a noob a 360, he'll want some games for it

If you get him some games, he'll want to play them

If he finds out you can play them over Xbox Live, he'll want to make an account

When you buy the year subscription, he'll find out he needs a wireless adapter

When you get him the adapter, he'll be able to play

If he gets owned numerous times, he'll be mad

If he finds out the 360 comes with a mic, he'll want to trash talk on it

If he trash talks on it, people will get annoyed

He would be banned

He wouldn't be able to log into Live, so he couldn't play his favorite games online

If he can't play online, then he'll ask you to play too

If you play with him for a long time, the 360 will RROD

If the 360 RROD's, then you'll have to get him another one

So tell me what you guys think

Suggestions are welcome :D

If you give a noob a 360....he will slap a inter-cooler onto it and break it. =-)

Good stuff. :D

He'll also stand it upright, move it while playing and get laser burn on his disc!

Ha looks like its pretty good :D

Anyone else

If you give a noob a 360....he will slap a inter-cooler onto it and break it. =-)

Good stuff. :D

Flamecommando

sorry buddy, but noobs dont get banned off xbox live because their annoying... microsoft would have to give some $hit about their online being enjoyable for that to happenstrawberry9

Its just a work of fiction bu OK

[QUOTE="strawberry9"]sorry buddy, but noobs dont get banned off xbox live because their annoying... microsoft would have to give some $hit about their online being enjoyable for that to happenjessmaster13

Its just a work of fiction bu OK

[QUOTE="jessmaster13"]

[QUOTE="strawberry9"]sorry buddy, but noobs dont get banned off xbox live because their annoying... microsoft would have to give some $hit about their online being enjoyable for that to happenstrawberry9

Its just a work of fiction bu OK

oh haha well u got me :P

Give a noob a 360, and they'll spend most of there time screaming at it to turn on. Until you come over and introduce the controller.

Give a noob a 360, and you see topics like this one. JK

Pretty good. I thought you were going to say, "He'll eat for a day," and that wouldnt have been very funny. Unless you included pictures of someone trying to eat their 360.danzilla3

That's a nice bedtime story for little gamers. You should try writing a ton of them and putting them together as a series.

Alright guys, I also had to make a bunch of pics to go along with the story, so i'll upload em' soon

That's awesome.LiftedHeadshot

He'll also stand it upright, move it while playing and get laser burn on his disc!

Ninja_T-Rex

That was funny! Just one thing; I stand my 360 up O_O

I feel left out because I didn't find it funny.

I feel left out because I didn't find it funny.

craigalan23

Thats ok, I didn't find it funny either, and I wrote it! :P