If you met Niko bellic in real life........

I wouldn't get the chance to say anything.

ex. Hi Nic... BLAM! Head shot

or Hay is that Nico driving that...SCREECH! and I get hit by a car.

In general no normal person would get to say anything to him, they would all just die,

he only talks to chicks on the net and criminals/mobsters

Well i wouldnt pre tend that he is a real person ... but id probly ask a few questions to the voice actor of Niko

Pic of Voice Actor below... His Name is Michael Hollick