[joke] Your wildest predictions for MS at E3

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#1 codezer0
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Idea shamelessly stolen from a similar thread on the PS3 forum. In short, shout out what you know would be the most wishful thinking for what Microsoft (or third-party for the 360) you'd want to see happen @ E3. The only rule is to keep it to all things affecting Microsoft, the 360, and/or the Xbox brand. I'll go first. :) - Xbox LIVE justifies its cost with enabling dedicated servers for online games again. - Users who may happen to have a spare xbox console and wish to "join the effort", can purchase a cut-price "dedicated server" kit turning their spare 360 console into a dedicated system for hosting games on the LIVE service, thereby allowing significant offloading on the burden to keep the service operational, and a semblance of a neural network with redundancy/fault tolerance. (Hey, Nintendo had this already... In Japan though :( ). - Another die shrink to accommodate a new, slimmer design of the 360 - smaller, cooler, lighter, and greener. - Champs Online and Huxley go gold, get release dates. - Kingdom Hearts 3 goes multiplatform (even if timed exclusive). - NXE update/overhaul to massively improve its operating performance/responsiveness. - A new edition Elite with integrated HD-DVD-ROM drive, or one of LG's HD-DVD/BluRay multi-format drives integrated. - Console update allows for (encrypted) save data to be stored on standard USB storage (flash drives or external hard drives). - A "storage upgrade kit" enables for users to buy a compatible-with-360 enclosure and then buy and fit their own drive(s) into the system as well... allowing for ~500GB hard drives, SSD's, or even piggybacking to form a rudimentary RAID for faster I/O performance.
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#2 kazater
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a black and orange controller that dispenses pez!

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#3 Dave_442
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Microsoft to finish development on and publish Duke Nukem Forever.......sigh

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#5 Justinge3
Member since 2008 • 2506 Posts
Microsoft getting rid of all the little kids over xbox live. sigh
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#6 jlm13
Member since 2002 • 762 Posts

CRACKDOWN 2

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#7 SEANSEXYUNDIES
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for some reason killzone 2 goes mulitplatform

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#8 Shacks210
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My wildest predictions? Microsoft announces they bought out Nintendo. lol

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#9 Al_CaPope
Member since 2003 • 747 Posts

ANY alan wake info... HA... like that will ever happen!!!

or rock band: japan to be released in EU... again HIGLY unlikely!

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#10 gow117
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alan wake-2078
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a hand-held xbox
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#12 ieatnoobs18
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every ps3 exclusive was payed 1 billion dollars to come to the xbox. GTA 5 to be releases in august
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#13 IAMTHEJOKER88
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Xbox Live subscriptions and all downloads will be free.

A new downloadable for GTA:IV will feature Nintendo's Mario and Luigi as serial killers fighting for their woman, Peach.

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#14 JocelinWillshaw
Member since 2008 • 25 Posts

Metal Gear Solid 4 To Be Released on Xbox 360

CoD 5 will be good . . . . BD:

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#15 thebaronmoo
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Microsoft installs a new update for xbox's that if you input a secret code at the dashboard it turns into a pet platypus. or dlc for fable 2 that allows you to gain a platypus as a pet. or anything platypus related.

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#16 alexbaricco
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-Mass Effect movie franchise to be greenlit.

-Xbox Live support for players with bad connections.

-MGS 5 exclusive (featuring a successor for Solid Snake)

-Demos of Alan Wake 2&3, to be released in 2010 like the Matrix sequels.

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a black and orange controller that dispenses pez!

kazater

yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!

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#18 Balmung372
Member since 2006 • 25 Posts

People will stop asking and gawking at Recon in Halo 3

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#19 OcTAByo
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microsoft replacing all 360s sold worldwide for a new one with jasper and giving a 10 year warranty... lol

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#20 shabab12
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Microsoft buy Nintendo and Sony. I actually wouldn't put it past them.
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#21 kaoscracker
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- Kingdom Hearts 3 goes multiplatform (even if timed exclusive). that would be the best if it was for the 360