Just for fun : ) The fake rumor thread!!!

I always like reading these types of things in magazines so I thought that this community could have a little fun with it.So come up with your FAKE rumor and add it here.Should make for some fun reading.They do not need to be funny just something to read

"Recently leaked from Hollywood.The four leads for the Gears of War based Movie.John Travolta as Markus Fenix, Chavo Guerrero (WWE) as Dominic Santiago, Dwight Freeney (NFL Colts DE) as Augustus Cole and James Marsters (Spike from Buffy TVS) as Damon Baird."

"Parents have been up in arms about the upcoming Rockstar release of Americas Next Top Model for the Wii.There main complaint is about a mini game before your attempt to walk the runway in witch you place the Wii controller down your throat to cause vomiting.This reporter respects the games realism."

"The first DLC for GTA IV has been "trashed" after game tester complaints.What was to be the first DLC was a character pack (400 MSP) that added characters with morals into the game including (get this!?) men that respect women!?So you hardcore GTA fans can breath a sigh of relief.I know I will."

"Trying to capitalize on success of Rock Band developers are working on a Rap based game called Rapers Delight that comes with a mic, Base Drum and.. um.. that's it."

"Huge news sends a "Sonic" boom all around the gaming world.In a surprise news conference Master Chief announced that just like Metroid Prime.He is not a he at all.He's in-fact a She!!!If that was not a big enough shocker she announced that she has had her first child with none other than the most famous of helmet wearing men Darth Vader.They have decided to name the child after there favorite gaming character Sonic the Hedgehog.So the newly born son of Master Chief will be named "Sonic Master Vader"....hmm how unfortunate..."

Well there are some to start now have fun with it but try to keep it clean. :D

"The PS3 and Xbox 360 mate creating the PS60. Fanboys everywhere adopt these new creatures and all the world hunger goes away." craigalan23

Religious sects find this to be an abomination to mankind because of its cross platform mating despite its ending of world hunger.Fanboys play on unaware.

[QUOTE="craigalan23"]"The PS3 and Xbox 360 mate creating the PS60. Fanboys everywhere adopt these new creatures and all the world hunger goes away." Peter_Cheek

Religious sects find this to be an abomination to mankind because of its cross platform mating despite its ending of world hunger.Fanboys play on unaware.

"Breaking news pope plays mghalo Catholics everywhere start throwing water on the PS60 to make it holier. After doing this though they create the HWOD(Holy water of death)killing a huge portion of the population. PS60 is now on the endangered list."

I'm pretty bored right now lol.

The makers of 2girls1cup collaborate with nintendo to be put in the next Smash Brothers game *shudder*xisytenin

2Plumbers one pipe?

Leaked news from Rockstar "GTA IV's DLC will include children", pets, school busses, and a school to take the place of carnival grounds.BMI_2005

"And in related news, Michael Jackson is confirmed to be one of the characters Niko interacts with in the next episode available exclusively for the Xbox 360"

Turning point fall of liberty to get a sequel:

With the amazing reviews and sales to back it up the second installment will be released somewhere in August, ' Turning Point Rise of a leader' Will have Online mod with up to 500 players on EACH team roaming around the entire world in each match there is expected to be 60 teams.


Clan war just went up a notch

I always like reading these types of things in magazines so I thought that this community could have a little fun with it.So come up with your FAKE rumor and add it here.Should make for some fun reading.They do not need to be funny just something to read

"Recently leaked from Hollywood.The four leads for the Gears of War based Movie.John Travolta as Markus Fenix, Chavo Guerrero (WWE) as Dominic Santiago, Dwight Freeney (NFL Colts DE) as Augustus Cole and James Marsters (Spike from Buffy TVS) as Damon Baird."

"Parents have been up in arms about the upcoming Rockstar release of Americas Next Top Model for the Wii.There main complaint is about a mini game before your attempt to walk the runway in witch you place the Wii controller down your throat to cause vomiting.This reporter respects the games realism."

"The first DLC for GTA IV has been "trashed" after game tester complaints.What was to be the first DLC was a character pack (400 MSP) that added characters with morals into the game including (get this!?) men that respect women!?So you hardcore GTA fans can breath a sigh of relief.I know I will."

"Trying to capitalize on success of Rock Band developers are working on a Rap based game called Rapers Delight that comes with a mic, Base Drum and.. um.. that's it."

Well there are some to start now have fun with it but try to keep it clean. :D

Peter_Cheek

You should post this on the general gaming board!

sony anonced a new consol which can produce maps bigger then the earth making it the best life simulator ever it is powerd by human souls and blood its a big box with a door (with a nice skull for decoration) inside is a chair you may hear some creepy wispers and screaming

just sit down on the chair and let the pipes drain your blood and pray to satin for the best gaming experience ever

buy now for only 10 human sacrafices

The developers of both Ninja Gaiden 2 and Gears of War 2 have simultaneously decided to include children, infants, and leprechauns as opposing forces that the player will encounter throughout the game. Both the developers have decided that this adds a sense of realism to the game. Cliffy B is quoted as saying, "There is something about taking a chainsaw to an infant - I mean really driving it from the gooch to the forehead, that is satisfying like nothing else."

Uwe Boll has been given the go ahead to begin the next six marvel movies, the next Batman, and every Superman movie from here on out.

Upon discovery, Sony, Using the PS3 as a model, is now going into the grilling industry!! KGB32

[QUOTE="Peter_Cheek"]

[QUOTE="craigalan23"]"The PS3 and Xbox 360 mate creating the PS60. Fanboys everywhere adopt these new creatures and all the world hunger goes away." craigalan23

Religious sects find this to be an abomination to mankind because of its cross platform mating despite its ending of world hunger.Fanboys play on unaware.

"Breaking news pope plays mghalo Catholics everywhere start throwing water on the PS60 to make it holier. After doing this though they create the HWOD(Holy water of death)killing a huge portion of the population. PS60 is now on the endangered list."

I'm pretty bored right now lol.

LOL that was great!!!

[QUOTE="KGB32"]Upon discovery, Sony, Using the PS3 as a model, is now going into the grilling industry!! clayron

LOL the Mike Tyson Punch Out The Fat Grill

Dead Rising 2 announced!

www.bullsh*t.com

"Kingdom Hearts 3 has just been announced by Square-Enix, but the real shocking news is that it will be a Xbox 360 exculsive. Shinji Hashimoto, the game producer for the first two Kingdom Hearts says that game will be shifted too a first-person action adventure title, and believed that because of the infamous 'marshmellow' trigger buttons, the PS3 would not be the correct machine too design it for.

'It's a bold new direction for the Kingdom Hearts team,' said Hashimoto to us. 'We saw the success of Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4, and such we do not know when the hell Final Fantasy 13 is coming out (Where he facepalms himself) , we thought "we need too milk another one of our series dry, so why not milk Kingdom Hearts? And what sells better then a open-word FPS? HUH? NOTHING!'

Microsoft's Shane Kim also talked too us today saying 'We are exiced too see such a popular franchise make it's way unto our uB3r platform (He screams randomly 'F*ck You Sony!), and believe that it will sell bajillions of copies, and f*ck the numbers, WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!'

Also Shane told us that a new Xbox 360 special edition will be releashed, with Kingdom Hearts 3 bundled with it. Called the 'Recon', it will have a One terabyte hard drive, will be water-proof, and will carry a solar generator. 'We want you too play Kingdom Hearts 3, (Here he yellings '360 ONLY B!TCHES! L0L') everywhere and all the time. Because it's 360, and it's that damn cool.' "

AND

" In a shocking annoucement today Resistance: Fall of Man 2, Little Big Planet, and Killzone 2 were canceled for the PS3 today, but will instead be exculsives for Nintendo's 'Wii'. No comment from Sony because they all killed themselves in a mass suicide this morning after hearing the news. And also no comment from Nintendo for they were too busy swimming in their giant pool full of money. "

AND

"Just in! Alan Wake will be out tomorrow!"

And all of the above sucked lol.

"Kingdom Hearts 3 has just been announced by Square-Enix, but the real shocking news is that it will be a Xbox 360 exculsive. Shinji Hashimoto, the game producer for the first two Kingdom Hearts says that game will be shifted too a first-person action adventure title, and believed that because of the infamous 'marshmellow' trigger buttons, the PS3 would not be the correct machine too design it for.

'It's a bold new direction for the Kingdom Hearts team,' said Hashimoto to us. 'We saw the success of Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4, and such we do not know when the hell Final Fantasy 13 is coming out (Where he facepalms himself) , we thought "we need too milk another one of our series dry, so why not milk Kingdom Hearts? And what sells better then a open-word FPS? HUH? NOTHING!'

Microsoft's Shane Kim also talked too us today saying 'We are exiced too see such a popular franchise make it's way unto our uB3r platform (He screams randomly 'F*ck You Sony!), and believe that it will sell bajillions of copies, and f*ck the numbers, WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!'

Also Shane told us that a new Xbox 360 special edition will be releashed, with Kingdom Hearts 3 bundled with it. Called the 'Recon', it will have a One terabyte hard drive, will be water-proof, and will carry a solar generator. 'We want you too play Kingdom Hearts 3, (Here he yellings '360 ONLY B!TCHES! L0L') everywhere and all the time. Because it's 360, and it's that damn cool.' "

AND

" In a shocking annoucement today Resistance: Fall of Man 2, Little Big Planet, and Killzone 2 were canceled for the PS3 today, but will instead be exculsives for Nintendo's 'Wii'. No comment from Sony because they all killed themselves in a mass suicide this morning after hearing the news. And also no comment from Nintendo for they were too busy swimming in their giant pool full of money. "

AND

"Just in! Alan Wake will be out tomorrow!"

And all of the above sucked lol.

millwrought

LOL Great stuff man!!!! "And what sells better then a open-word FPS? HUH? NOTHING!'" I love it!!!

"Crysis can run on the Nvidia 6 series!"

(ha, right)

Recent news - Halo 4 will is announced to ship this christmas along side the New Halo movie. New game will have 70 online multi player battles with online progression as you start out playing as a grunt and move through every character every put into any halo game until you finnaly reach Master Chief. Estimated time to reach such level is around 6 months (If you are boosting to get there) actuall time is unknown, but the fans who dedicate their entire life to achieve such a feat will recieve 6 gamerpoints

In related news - The Sony has announced the PS4 to be avaiable this christmas and will cost around 800 dollars. A sony rep said "The Reason for such a high price is the extreme amount of technology that is put into the system" What type of technology in the system is unknown but rumors are spreading that something called an "8 track tape" is being built into the system. When asked about this rumor A sony rep said "Yes, we are looking into it but not sure if our men can handle such a feet"..........Estimated weight of the system is around 50 lbs.

Bioshock: Return to the Surface.

Bioshock's Sequel, features, the player under control of Rapture, and with Nuclear weapon in hands, rises to the surface and invades New York City. (Big Daddy brawl in Rockefeller?)

Peter Molyneux had a nervous break down today at Lionhead Studios during an interview.

Reporter: So what kind of new features should we expect in Fable 2?

Mr. Molyneux: Well we have a dog.

Reporter: Ahh Sort of a companion!?

Mr. Molyneux: NO!! He is so much more.

Reporter: Well what dose he do?

Mr. Molyneux: I do not think you understand. He is a dog. He acts like a dog.

Reporter: hmmmm

Mr. Molyneux: DON'T YOU SEE!!! IT DOSE WHAT DOGS DO!!!

Reporter: So...Other than the dog what ells do you have in the game.

Mr. Molyneux: NO!! NO!! THE DOG IS THE KEY YOU SEE!!! IT'S A DOG!!!...I...I CAN'T...EXPLAIN...IT'S ALL VERY...THE DOG YOU KNOW? YOU NEED A DOG!!! WE ALL NEED DOGS!!! WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT...IT WILL FETCH A BALL!! YOU SEE..YES! THAT'S IT...THE DOG IS KEY...

Reporter: um...I understand. I will be leaving now. I'm sorry.

Mr. Molyneux: YOU WILL NEED A DOG TO LEAVE!!!

Reporter: I know.. I have one. See? Look here (he points toward the floor at nothing).

Mr. Molyneux: AHH GOOD!!! BECAUSE THE DOG IS KEY...IT'S ABOUT THE DOG....

After the interview he was found curled up in the fetal position licking his feet mumbling about dogs.It was all very sad.

Peter Molyneux had a nervous break down today at Lionhead Studios during an interview.

Reporter: So what kind of new features should we expect in Fable 2?

Mr. Molyneux: Well we have a dog.

Reporter: Ahh Sort of a companion!?

Mr. Molyneux: NO!! He is so much more.

Reporter: Well what dose he do?

Mr. Molyneux: I do not think you understand. He is a dog. He acts like a dog.

Reporter: hmmmm

Mr. Molyneux: DON'T YOU SEE!!! IT DOSE WHAT DOGS DO!!!

Reporter: So...Other than the dog what ells do you have in the game.

Mr. Molyneux: NO!! NO!! THE DOG IS THE KEY YOU SEE!!! IT'S A DOG!!!...I...I CAN'T...EXPLAIN...IT'S ALL VERY...THE DOG YOU KNOW? YOU NEED A DOG!!! WE ALL NEED DOGS!!! WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT...IT WILL FETCH A BALL!! YOU SEE..YES! THAT'S IT...THE DOG IS KEY...

Reporter: um...I understand. I will be leaving now. I'm sorry.

Mr. Molyneux: YOU WILL NEED A DOG TO LEAVE!!!

Reporter: I know.. I have one. See? Look here (he points toward the floor at nothing).

Mr. Molyneux: AHH GOOD!!! BECAUSE THE DOG IS KEY...IT'S ABOUT THE DOG....

After the interview he was found curled up in the fetal position licking his feet mumbling about dogs.It was all very sad.

Peter_Cheek

"breaking news the halo 3 and CoD 4 communities have joined into ne in a big effort by microsoft and activision with its new game call of halo, fans of this game now feel happy bashing every other game, "the world is a better place" said the fans"

P.S. Master Chief is a Big Daddy

[QUOTE="Peter_Cheek"]

Peter Molyneux had a nervous break down today at Lionhead Studios during an interview.

Reporter: So what kind of new features should we expect in Fable 2?

Mr. Molyneux: Well we have a dog.

Reporter: Ahh Sort of a companion!?

Mr. Molyneux: NO!! He is so much more.

Reporter: Well what dose he do?

Mr. Molyneux: I do not think you understand. He is a dog. He acts like a dog.

Reporter: hmmmm

Mr. Molyneux: DON'T YOU SEE!!! IT DOSE WHAT DOGS DO!!!

Reporter: So...Other than the dog what ells do you have in the game.

Mr. Molyneux: NO!! NO!! THE DOG IS THE KEY YOU SEE!!! IT'S A DOG!!!...I...I CAN'T...EXPLAIN...IT'S ALL VERY...THE DOG YOU KNOW? YOU NEED A DOG!!! WE ALL NEED DOGS!!! WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT...IT WILL FETCH A BALL!! YOU SEE..YES! THAT'S IT...THE DOG IS KEY...

Reporter: um...I understand. I will be leaving now. I'm sorry.

Mr. Molyneux: YOU WILL NEED A DOG TO LEAVE!!!

Reporter: I know.. I have one. See? Look here (he points toward the floor at nothing).

Mr. Molyneux: AHH GOOD!!! BECAUSE THE DOG IS KEY...IT'S ABOUT THE DOG....

After the interview he was found curled up in the fetal position licking his feet mumbling about dogs.It was all very sad.

gears90

Yeah don't get me wrong I'm actually looking forward to Fable 2 but when he brings up the dog i cringe

When asked if the success of Gears of War had maybe gone to his head.Cliffy B declared "No! I have always been the coolest man alive".He then proceeded to add even more gel to his hair and waved his lancer (in a chainsawing motion) at us to say goodbye.

"The PS3 and Xbox 360 mate creating the PS60. Fanboys everywhere adopt these new creatures and all the world hunger goes away." craigalan23

UPDATE:

"for months now the breeding of the ps3 and 360 has been tried and failed, with 360's being heated to destruction by the ps3's fan's and the the ps3's being bashed by the 360's disk tray. More news coming in...

apparently a ps3 has just EATEN a copy of halo 3 and shredded it in front of the 360. In rage the 360 just destroyed its on button, specialists claim the damage may be unfixable and a funaral is being arranged for the ps3's owner"

The developers of both Ninja Gaiden 2 and Gears of War 2 have simultaneously decided to include children, infants, and leprechauns as opposing forces that the player will encounter throughout the game. Both the developers have decided that this adds a sense of realism to the game. Cliffy B is quoted as saying, "There is something about taking a chainsaw to an infant - I mean really driving it from the gooch to the forehead, that is satisfying like nothing else."

Uwe Boll has been given the go ahead to begin the next six marvel movies, the next Batman, and every Superman movie from here on out.

clayron

"PS3 has a much better lineup of games therefore will dominate in 2008" quoted by anyone on the PS3 boards.Apocalypse324

lol oh man u gotta love sony fanboys:lol: