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#1 MarcRecon
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I just got done playing the demo and I thought it was ok "BUT" I don't like the fact that some little infected creature can ride my face....WTH does he hope to accomplish by doing that???:|....I mean....it just felt weird afterward...like I was violated or something...

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#2 Shuraijuro
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wait what? do you mean you were teabagged by an AI Zombie LOL wow Valve does it again something inovative teabagging AI!!! LOL
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#3 MarcRecon
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wait what? do you mean you were teabagged by an AI Zombie LOL wow Valve does it again something inovative teabagging AI!!! LOLShuraijuro

It's not funny man....:|.....how would you feel if some infected perv got his jollys off riding your face???

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#4 the_kidisblack
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Hahaha nice :P
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#5 batman1222
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dude you should get a video of that when it does it again

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#6 narog84
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WTF LOL i dont really get what happend in the game , ahahahaaha is truth? maybe was a little glitch that look like that

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#7 LightColor
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the point of the jockey is to "ride" u as far away from ur teammate as possible lol it just pulls u back until sum1 kills it
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#8 DeadApeBladder
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C: I think I want this game now :)

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#9 Bl3ss_The_F4ll
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It's a game. Don't take things too serious

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#10 Angry_Mushroom
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It's a game. Don't take things too serious

Bl3ss_The_F4ll
NO... This is indeed a serious offense done to a hapless allie. We must.... ummm... see this glitch in action. A video is needed!!!!!
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#11 MarcRecon
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WTF LOL i dont really get what happend in the game , ahahahaaha is truth? maybe was a little glitch that look like that

narog84

It's no glitch dude, he or it is one of the new sub-bosses...it attacks by wrapping its legs around your face(NOT A PRETTY PICTURE).Luckly I haven't seen what happens if your teammates don't get him off of you.:shock:

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#12 ChristopherRage
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You got T-Bagged by a Jockey congrats!
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#13 MarcRecon
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[QUOTE="Bl3ss_The_F4ll"]

It's a game. Don't take things too serious

Angry_Mushroom

NO... This is indeed a serious offense done to a hapless allie. We must.... ummm... see this glitch in action. A video is needed!!!!!

WTH??? You actually want to see pic's of this???I was violated MAN....:cry:

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#14 MarcRecon
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It's a game. Don't take things too serious

Bl3ss_The_F4ll

Ok....I can't wait to see your thread once it happens to you dude..?? Have some compassion..

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#15 MarcRecon
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C: I think I want this game now :)

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lol..:P

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#16 ChristopherRage
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Should have played as Coach. Coach don't let no zombies try to T-Bag him.
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#17 MarcRecon
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dude you should get a video of that when it does it again

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NO....NEVER

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#18 MarcRecon
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Should have played as Coach. Coach don't let no zombies try to T-Bag him.ChristopherRage

lol...I remember when I first heard him say..."NO MAN SHOULD BE RIDDEN LIKE THAT"...I almost had aheart attack from laughing!! lol...valve knew what type of reaction they where going to get when they put the jockey in the game.:lol:

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#19 valttu
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HAHA! Funny! :D Good work, Valve! :lol:

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#20 x2926014
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In 9 months you will have little zombie babies! HOW CUTE!!!!

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#21 vegan_cannibal
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I didn't know zombies had sexual desires
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#22 chaoscougar1
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its a facehuggers distant relative
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#23 MarcRecon
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In 9 months you will have little zombie babies! HOW CUTE!!!!

x2926014

You guys are still making jokes..?? Ok OK.....I hope you get attacked by ahorde of them(jockeys specifically, as they are called)

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#24 MarcRecon
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its a facehuggers distant relativechaoscougar1

Well, at least with the facehuggers you eventually die, but with the jokeys you have to live with the humiliation....not cool bro.:|

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#25 PyroRick
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This whole thread is an EPIC LOL

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#26 BongMonkey
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Zombies need loving too

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#27 MarcRecon
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This whole thread is an EPIC LOL

PyroRick

I know....my best post EVER!!!:lol:...Plus it's bringing more attention to the game....you think Valve would pay me to be their PR person?? lol

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#28 MarcRecon
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I didn't know zombies had sexual desiresvegan_cannibal

I don't know about all of them, but the one that attacked me(the jockey)got some serious issues.:|

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#29 Snipes_2
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Lol. The Jockey's awesome. I'd feel the same way if that happened to me though. I'm sure it will when I play the demo this Tuesday.:|

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#30 MarcRecon
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Lol. The Jockey's awesome. I'd feel the same way if that happened to me though. I'm sure it will when I play the demo this Tuesday.:|

Snipes_2

You have been warned:|

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#31 Snipes_2
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:shock:

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#32 xXTalismanXx
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I wonder if they'll exploit the Jockey on youtube for machinima?

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#33 wado-karate
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I fail to see how this is funny, its quite childish the jokes you're making. Its another creature in the game thats suppose to support team play, and the fact it jumps on your shoulders and wraps its legs around your chest and neck is hardly funny.

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#34 MarcRecon
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I fail to see how this is funny, its quite childish the jokes you're making. Its another creature in the game thats suppose to support team play, and the fact it jumps on your shoulders and wraps its legs around your chest and neck is hardly funny.

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Why so serioussssss..??? C'mon dude...it's just something humorous...life is to short to be taken so seriously all the time.:)Besides your opinion is out numbered...."BUT" respected.:D

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#35 Snipes_2
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The Jockey is ridiculously funny to watch. What's not to like about a little Greeble hopping on your shoulders and dragging you towards your inevitable Demise?:twisted:

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#36 craigalan23
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You have to look deep inside yourself.. Was it truly an insult? :P

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#37 MarcRecon
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The Jockey is ridiculously funny to watch. What's not to like about a little Greeble hopping on your shoulders and dragging you towards your inevitable Demise?:twisted:

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My point exactly!!! lol

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#38 monkeymoose5000
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The Jockey is pretty much a hunter that guides you away from everyone instead of raping you right there.
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#39 MarcRecon
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You have to look deep inside yourself.. Was it truly an insult? :P

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What you trying to say dude...??? THA..that I got underlining issues...:P

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#40 imperial_agent
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it's funny when it happens to coach, ellis, or nick. it's not funny when it happens to rochelle though. kind of a double-standard I know.

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[QUOTE="Shuraijuro"]wait what? do you mean you were teabagged by an AI Zombie LOL wow Valve does it again something inovative teabagging AI!!! LOLMarcRecon

It's not funny man....:|.....how would you feel if some infected perv got his jollys off riding your face???

Wow...you don't seem to get that it's a game. You appear to have been truly disturbed by playing this...mabye you should try a different game?

Oh, and if a infected perv got his jollys off riding my face...I'd charge him $10 like usual.

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#42 MarcRecon
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[QUOTE="MarcRecon"]

[QUOTE="Shuraijuro"]wait what? do you mean you were teabagged by an AI Zombie LOL wow Valve does it again something inovative teabagging AI!!! LOLchefstubbies

It's not funny man....:|.....how would you feel if some infected perv got his jollys off riding your face???

Wow...you don't seem to get that it's a game. You appear to have been truly disturbed by playing this...mabye you should try a different game?

Oh, and if a infected perv got his jollys off riding my face...I'd charge him $10 like usual.

Dude....read all of my responses....IT'S A JOKE

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#43 Leo-Magic
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wow that sound pretty funny.
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[QUOTE="Shuraijuro"]wait what? do you mean you were teabagged by an AI Zombie LOL wow Valve does it again something inovative teabagging AI!!! LOLMarcRecon

It's not funny man....:|.....how would you feel if some infected perv got his jollys off riding your face???

lol hold up ill go ask my girlfriend haha

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#45 MarcRecon
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[QUOTE="MarcRecon"]

[QUOTE="Shuraijuro"]wait what? do you mean you were teabagged by an AI Zombie LOL wow Valve does it again something inovative teabagging AI!!! LOLSupersayian007

It's not funny man....:|.....how would you feel if some infected perv got his jollys off riding your face???

lol hold up ill go ask my girlfriend haha

lol....that's not right man:P

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#46 Angry_Mushroom
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[QUOTE="Angry_Mushroom"][QUOTE="Bl3ss_The_F4ll"]

It's a game. Don't take things too serious

MarcRecon

NO... This is indeed a serious offense done to a hapless allie. We must.... ummm... see this glitch in action. A video is needed!!!!!

WTH??? You actually want to see pic's of this???I was violated MAN....:cry:

I find people's despair hysterical. But really. I'd have to see it to believe it.
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#47 chefstubbies
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[QUOTE="chefstubbies"]

[QUOTE="MarcRecon"]

It's not funny man....:|.....how would you feel if some infected perv got his jollys off riding your face???

MarcRecon

Wow...you don't seem to get that it's a game. You appear to have been truly disturbed by playing this...mabye you should try a different game?

Oh, and if a infected perv got his jollys off riding my face...I'd charge him $10 like usual.

Dude....read all of my responses....IT'S A JOKE

As was mine. I figured that was obvious by my claim of willingness to pay a perv $10 for getting off on my face.:P

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#48 DJSAV_101
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From my death cam (i was dead spectating my friend) I too saw multiple common infected teabag my friends corpse after they killed him. It was hilarious. :lol:

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#49 MarcRecon
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[QUOTE="MarcRecon"]

[QUOTE="chefstubbies"]

Wow...you don't seem to get that it's a game. You appear to have been truly disturbed by playing this...mabye you should try a different game?

Oh, and if a infected perv got his jollys off riding my face...I'd charge him $10 like usual.

chefstubbies

Dude....read all of my responses....IT'S A JOKE

As was mine. I figured that was obvious by my claim of willingness to pay a perv $10 for getting off on my face.:P

My bad:P