Make your own funny/weird achievements!

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#1 MADVLAD123
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If you were ever to make a game, (doesn't matter what its about...) what kind of funny/weird achievement would you put in?

I would put in a secret achievement unlocked only if you watch the beginning logos and cutscene without skipping past them by pressing A.

I would also put one for watching the credits.

They would be secret achievements so people wouldn't know how to get them.

what are your ideas?

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#2 JakeArmstrong
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Teamkilling Spree ala halo 2, except instead of killing 5 enemies before dieing kill 5 teamates before dieing. (And I hope anyone reading this realizes this is a stupid idea that should not be put into a game to promote teamkilling)

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#3 SecretWasianMan
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For Bomberman
Achievement Unlocked - You ACTUALLY bought Bomberman. 1000 Points.

For TMNT
Achievement Unlocked - You managed to steal all the Pizza power-ups. You bastard. 0 Points

For FEAR
Achievement Unlocked - You dropped the controller and crapped yourself didn't you? 0 Points.

For Table Tennis
Achievement Unlocked - You beat someone WITHOUT using Jesper. 200 Points.

Rainbow Six: Vegas
Achievement Unlocked - You spawn camped the whole match. Douchebag. 0 Points.

For 360 Gamers in general
Achievement Unlocked - You bought the right system ;) 1000000000000000000000000 Points.

lol that was fun
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#4 MADVLAD123
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Teamkilling Spree ala halo 2, except instead of killing 5 enemies before dieing kill 5 teamates before dieing. (And I hope anyone reading this realizes this is a stupid idea that should not be put into a game to promote teamkilling)

JakeArmstrong

best achievement ever.....I wonder if they ever make things called Failures....they're like achievments but instead take down your gamerscore for doing stupid things like that^^...hmmmm...

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#5 Hobbies230
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Achievement unlocked! You rented this game and unlocked all of its achievements and then never played it again! -10000 Points!

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#6 JakeArmstrong
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I have seen some "failure" achievements like lose 10 ranked matches in a row or lose to someone so many ranks below you in LOTR BFME II or have to reload the same checkpoint about 25 times in Call of Duty 3 (secret achievement purple heart)
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rape a locust one hundred times in a ranked match
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#8 Clinton015
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THE BLUE SKITTLE- Press X while in a ranked match. -20 GREEN IS SERENE- Press A while in a ranked match -20 Y NOT?- Press Y while in a ranked match. -20 RED FACTION- Press B while in a Ranked Game.- 20 TRIGGER HAPPY- Pull both triggers while in a ranked match. -20 BUMPER CARS- Press both bumpers while in a ranked match- 20 CHICKS DIG MY STICK- Use both analog sticks in a ranked game. -20 WHATS THAT THING FOR?- Used the D Pad. -20 YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL- Pressed teh GUIDE button during a ranked match. -200 G ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW- Press A, B, X, and Y during a ranked game.-20 THE NUB- Pressed Start, Up, A, Down, A in a ranked match. - - -11
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#9 Clinton015
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ill give you a bump cause i like this topic and your my friend
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Prey - Killed your grandpa 100g Splinter cell DA - did everything wrong 200g Suck at SC games 500G Rainbow six - complete failure 100g
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Might I suggest this site.
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#12 MADVLAD123
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Might I suggest this site.THEWINDWAKER10

cool...although real achievements icons don't show you what you unlocked. Cool anyway though.

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Gamespot Achievements:

Go one day without posting a "should I buy this or this game" post.

Go one day without posting "post a picture of your setup" post.

Go one day without people complaining about each other's systems (yeah, right that will happen).

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#14 Pwnager
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I imagine I could spend a long time thinking of really funny achievements for Crackdown...but I'd rather not.
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I imagine I could spend a long time thinking of really funny achievements for Crackdown...but I'd rather not.Pwnager
lol
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(Halo 3) Teabag the other team a total of 100 times during a match
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GTA IV - Achievement Unlocked - Screwed 20 Prostitutes
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killing all the male zombies only in dead rising. i would call it women's rights
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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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Gears Of War - Figure Out 5 or More Glitches =)
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#21 VD_Demon-101
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I would make 1 for Lost Planet :) ===

 [Frosty Death]Get 10,000 kills =50 points

I have 9000+ kills

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#22 MADVLAD123
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If I ever create a game, I'm going to hide an achievement in the options menu...It'll be lodged deep within some option that noone usually looks for. And when you find it, it will say UNLOCK ACHIEVEMENT: TREASURE HUNTER. and then you get it. that would be cool.

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achievement unlocked-waited though all the now loading screens in sonic 
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Any game achievement except flying games(joke achievemnet) Fly Up (100 Gs points)
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#25 Budbrowny
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Achievement Unlocked:
    Owned   50pts
          To accomplish this achievement you must successfully own someone in an online ranked match

This is for Halo 3 and i'd laugh my ass off if i saw that on the list. How does the computer determine ownage? And to what extent of ownage would unlock this achievement? I will never know, it's just funny cuz its so broad


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#26 Budbrowny
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Gamespot Achievements:

Go one day without posting a "should I buy this or this game" post.

Go one day without posting "post a picture of your setup" post.

Go one day without people complaining about each other's systems (yeah, right that will happen).

mpalacio
Go one day without whinning u effin baby shut up
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#28 xxcommixx
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Here's my achievement... :P

That I just made... :)



zappa02


Here's an achievement for ya': Learn to spell (200 points). Good luck ;)
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Any shooter: Shoot someone in the b@!!$. Any adventure game: Kill yourself by jumping off a ledge into the infinity below. (I'd get that EVERY time!)
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#30 zappa02
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 Now it fixesed.. :P


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[You Have No Life]
Completed Oblivion without using a horse or fast-travelling.
100 Points.

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#32 ashghan
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How's this? I'm a master at this one.




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#33 lltjblaze
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I'm not sure what game it would be for probably a real life sim or summit like that but i just want an achievement that says:

Got Milk? - 20G something like going to the fridge 20 times or runing upto a cow and poking it lol......

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#34 lltjblaze
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how about this one Invested in cargeable battery pack 10G
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call of duty 4 or WaW: own a tenth prestige - 100g
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#36 alfredooo
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halo 3- teabag 10 times!!
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Might I suggest this site.THEWINDWAKER10

no you may not

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Achievement Unlocked: Achievement Whore - You unlocked another achievement!
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#39 Trav57
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i dont know what game this would be but bacon blaster 10000000G: kill 100 pigs with the shotgun
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#40 atm0073
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Seri-al-ously ... - ~ G -You killed 1,000,000,000 enemies in Gears of War, and then finally killed yourself. The Omniscent Gamer - 1000 G -You unlocked all the Achievements in a game without looking at them. Sadly, the latter of my suggestions wouldn't ever really work, as you can view the achievements for any game online, of course. But whatever.
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#41 jorenvanleeuwen
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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20killed%20a%201000%20innocent%20people%20in%20GTA%204

LOL

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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Press%20start%20to%20win%201000g

lol

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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20have%20gained%20one%20poundhttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20girlfriend%20has%20been%20waiting%20for%20an%20hourhttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20succesfully%20threw%20the%20controller%20at%20the%20TVhttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=World%20Peacehttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Your%20foil%20hat%20is%20preventing%20Microsoft%20signals

I'll try to think of some more!

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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx
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#45 luke89330
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In Halo 3:

"Mario Jump" Melee and killed an opponent in air.

In CoD4:

"Dodgeball 1337" You hit someone in the face with a grenade.

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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=The%20sun%20has%20risen%20without%20you%20noticinghttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Some%20hired%20goons%20are%20on%20the%20wayhttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Inappropriate%20use%20of%20vibration%20feature!http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=All%20your%20base%20are%20belong%20to%20ushttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Re-enactment%20of%20violent%20behaviour%20completedhttp://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20are%20too%20stoned%20to%20read%20this

Here's some more!

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#47 gypsy121
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Any shooter: Shoot someone in the b@!!$. Any adventure game: Kill yourself by jumping off a ledge into the infinity below. (I'd get that EVERY time!)jstarzyk

dude you cant shoot some 1 in di*k not cool dude not cool:x

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#48 Mike-uk
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If i made an achievement it would be worth 100 gamerscore and it would be called STFU and the way to unlock it would be to keep your headset on mute for 1 hour.